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The Stoopid Unikorn

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"...unfortunately for the kingdom, the princess' brother, the captain of the royal guard was very happy for them, but was also always a sensitive pony....and he could no longer hide his Liquid Pride...."
"...but his Liquid Pride was much bigger than has ever been, creating an overflowing, neverending fountain of tears within his eyes...."
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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"...The castle of Canterlot was flooded within a matter of minutes, and water soon spread throughout the rest of the land...."
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"....The Pegasus cities, despite being made on clouds atop the skies, were not luckier than the rest of the Kingdom, as the flood somehow reached those flying cities...."
 

KingofPhantoms

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"....The Pegasus cities, despite being made on clouds atop the skies, were not luckier than the rest of the Kingdom, as the flood somehow reached those flying cities...."
"....thus, knowing it was the only way to save their kind and living creatures everywhere, Princess Celestia had used nearly all the magic she could handle concentrating on at once to transport everypony to the Moon, and everything that could be salvaged to help build a new society....Equestria was never the same....but there was one last hope for the seemingly lost land.....a temple of water, that could drain the water at the sounds of a certain song.....being played through an Ocarina...."
 

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"....thus, knowing it was the only way to save their kind and living creatures everywhere, Princess Celestia had used nearly all the magic she could handle concentrating on at once to transport everypony to the Moon, and everything that could be salvaged to help build a new society....Equestria was never the same....but there was one last hope for the seemingly lost land.....a temple of water, that could drain the water at the sounds of a certain song.....being played through an Ocarina...."
"....However, Princess Celestia forgot a very important thing to help the kingdom survive on the Moon: oxygen....."

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KingofPhantoms

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This is probably the most random thing you've seen in here in a while. Maybe I should collapse them from here on out, lol

"....However, Princess Celestia forgot a very important thing to help the kingdom survive on the Moon: oxygen....."

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".....fortunately, Princess Luna was able to resolve this issue with some magic of her own.....now they await for a savior with an Ocarina...."
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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This is probably the most random thing you've seen in here in a while. Maybe I should collapse them from here on out, lol



".....fortunately, Princess Luna was able to resolve this issue with some magic of her own.....now they await for a savior with an Ocarina...."
"....But he never came. While hopelessly waiting, the kindgom was doing its best to survive on the Moon while watching their former planet, completely flooded, but resources were nearly nonexistent and famine was rising....."
 
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"....But he never came. While hopelessly waiting, the kindgom was doing its best to survive on the Moon while watching their former planet, completely flooded, but resources were nearly nonexistent and famine was rising....."
"...eventually, a hero did come, but instead of going to the temple, he played a different song...one of time, if you will, and it was as if the flood had never occurred...."

"....once he was back in that time however, he made sure the captain of the guard had taken some therapy to help reduce his emotional sensitivity at weddings...all was at peace once again."
 

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"...eventually, a hero did come, but instead of going to the temple, he played a different song...one of time, if you will, and it was as if the flood had never occurred...."

"....once he was back in that time however, he made sure the captain of the guard had taken some therapy to help reduce his emotional sensitivity at weddings...all was at peace once again."
"....Until his theraphy wasn't good enough, creating another flood. And thus, an infinite cycle of tears and ocarinas began..."
 
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Sorry to hear that.

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"....Until his theraphy wasn't good enough, creating another flood. And thus, an infinite cycle of tears and ocarinas began..."
"Okay Cadance, you've made your point. I need to be less sensitive at weddings. But did you really have to make up this entire story just to prove your point?"

"Of course not dear, but it wouldn't have been any fun to just look for an actual therapist."
 
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I know I'm probably one of the few (if not the only) Pony fan here who likes Twi and Flash together (as far as his pony counterpart goes anyway) but I think some of you might be still be able to get a laugh from the end of this:



Eh, I don't like shipping, but it's kinda canon, so eh, what can I do.That is a pretty amusing piece of art though.

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