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The Stoopid Unikorn

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Well, there's some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that the problem has been taken care of.

The bad news is that most of the employees I had left are now dead and this time, I'm not the one who killed them...

Failed experiments? I'm curious now...
I already told you too much... but because of our friendship and possible partnership (which I need more than ever), I'm not gonna do anything and neither should my new second-in-command.
 
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KingofPhantoms

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Well, there's some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that the problem has been taken care of.

The bad news is that most of the employees I had left are now dead and this time, I'm not the one who killed them...


I already told you too much... but because of our friendship and possible partnership (which I need more than ever), I'm not gonna do anything and neither should my new second-in-command.
Consider it a partnership. No negotiations needed.
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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Do you know what happened last time one of those happened?!
"rants on about Xen and the Combine"
Well, I actually tried it a few times, but always managed to take care of the complications before they became a disaster.

Guess someone thought it'd be funny to mess with my stuff before getting fired... :urg:

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He was one of the employees who didn't survive it at least right?

Stepping out of character for a moment: do you actually know what I'm referencing with the whole "Resonance Cascade" thing? :p
 

KingofPhantoms

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Yeesh. Be careful. There's probably gonna be a lot of hostile aliens teleporting into your facility. To survive and force them back, you'll need a lot of your own weaponry.

....and a crowbar.

Half-Life is a great series.
 

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Oh I have a number of different soldiers and departments in the army, but I think this situation in particular best calls for the Skeleton Infantry.

They're a very special division of my armies. Trained and selected primarily for emergencies, like this.

You're in good hands.
 

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You'll be fine.

You might not even need them very much if you've got a crowbar and some other weapons. They're just there to rescue any surviving employees (that you actually care about) and provide backup for you just in case you happen to need it.
 

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In unrelated news..
I hear Roy and Ryu is in Smash now
What the ****? Them leaks are real.

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YOU DARE DESTROY OUR COUNT!? PREPARE TO GET REKT!


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