Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

24

*childish laughter*

Y'know what? I'll let you pick the next part of your body that I'll shoot.

Aren't I such a nice guy?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Still in pain, losing eyesight, only manages panting*

25

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

26

What's it gonna be, Konnie?

You can pick anything: eye, stomach, another knee...

I could even shoot your privates if you want!

 

[Metalbro]

27 bob-ombs

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*On ground, only half squirming half crawling towards sg*

D-d-dam-am. . . sss-y-ou. . .

28

 

[Fluttershy]

29

*uses magic to stop the bullets and fighting and heals any injuries that have happened*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*uses magic to stop the bullets and fighting and heals any injuries that have happened*

We're doing an honorable fight here and I won't tolerate any cheating!

You should revert it before I send some things at you.

*On ground, only half squirming half crawling towards sg*

D-d-dam-am. . . sss-y-ou. . .

That didn't answer my question.

30

 

[KingofPhantoms]

31

Aw boooo! I want a refund for that!

That, or actually finish the fight.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Don't worry it didn't happen, sfter all its only between us

That didn't answer my question.

30

*Gathering energy back and returning to a light crawl*
D-Don't c-ca-are. *Pant* . . . i . . .I'm. . i wi-will k-k-kill you. . .

 

[Silvera]

33

Count reset already? I knew it.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

31

Aw boooo! I want a refund for that!

That, or actually finish the fight.

You actually paid to watch this?

34

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

35

*Gathering energy back and returning to a light crawl*
D-Don't c-ca-are. *Pant* . . . i . . .I'm. . i wi-will k-k-kill you. . .

*laugh*

Look at the hero! Trying to gather his strength back in hopes of making an epic comeback.

Well, guess what? This ain't a fairy tale, doggie!

*aims for the head*

And there certainly won't be a happy ending for this battle.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

36

You mean I didn't have to?

....dang it (immediately takes money back from MVG)

 

[Fluttershy]

Arrows of light can't be destroyed regardless. There is divine protection that prevents me from getting destroyed..
37

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

38

So, Konnie. Any last words?

 

[Fluttershy]

39 Blue Blue?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

39 Blue Blue?

I see what you did there, mate!

40

 

[LoneKonWolf]

35

*laugh*

Look at the hero! Trying to gather his strength back in hopes of making an epic comeback.

Well, guess what? This ain't a fairy tale, doggie!

*aims for the head*

And there certainly won't be a happy ending for this battle.

38

So, Konnie. Any last words?

*Standing below gun point kneeling before the robotic monstrosity*

*Pant* li-life d-do. . . esn't ha . . ve ha-ha-ppy en. . . endings *pant* th-this ba-batt . . le was. . . was su-suppose *pant* for honor. . *pant*

41

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

42

*Standing below gun point kneeling before the robotic monstrosity*

*Pant* li-life d-do. . . esn't ha . . ve ha-ha-ppy en. . . endings *pant* th-this ba-batt . . le was. . . was su-suppose *pant* for honor. . *pant*

Did you really think I'd be fair? You don't know me at all then!

But you know what? I think I'll just let you die of blood loss.

However, I've got some stuff to do at the office, so let's fasten up the process!

*shoots his neck*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Falls to ground, silently, dropping what was clutched in hand*

43

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Falls to ground, silently, dropping what was clutched in hand*

You were a formidable opponent, Konnie.

So formidable that I'd actually fell bad for making you a carpet. Fortunately, I've got something better for you.

44

 

[Fluttershy]

45 so now we need the necromancer to revive Konnie..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

so now we need the necromancer to revive Konnie..

No, you don't

*grabs Kon's corpse before going back to SGL Headquarters*

46

 

[Fluttershy]

47

Am I going to have to use the Stare on you again SG?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*tick-tick-tick, the small capsule that is grappled in kons deceased hand, continues to tick*

48

 

[Fluttershy]

49 *grabs popcorn*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*The capsule now shows a timer starting at 30, counting backwards with a rhythmical ticking*

50

 

[Silvera]

51

49 *grabs popcorn*

Couldn't resist

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Timer countinues to count backwards edgeing towards 1, ticking hastens*

52

 

[KingofPhantoms]

53

I want to see where this goes first.

 

[Fluttershy]

54 same here lol

Also I already hate being a normal user again lol. I don't know how I put up with these ads #PostPremiumWithdrawl

 

[KingofPhantoms]

55

Same. I'm already sick of seeing ads again...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

56

*counter now begins to speak, with rhythmical ticking*
"5. . ."
"4. . ."
"3. . ."
"2. . ."
"1. . ."
"0. . . thank you for using our finest EMP shock bomb, try not to die valid customer"

*Within moments, everything in a 5 meter radius, included sg and kons corpse was evaporated, with the various environments around heavily affected*

GAME OVER

Thank you for watching this short film produced by bob-ombs corporation, Please stay tuned for our sponsors

(Note: two players did die on the making of this film)

 

[Metalbro]

57 adblocks

 

[Fluttershy]

58

Spoiler

they're causing my phone to glitch quite frequently. Phone gets scroll-locked, I encountered the automatic center glitch. And the load time is being heavily slowed because of the Ad gifs/pictures.. and having to refresh after editing/posting my posts if I'm the first or second poster of the new page..

Iirc I have adblock. Or if I don't I won't be able to get it because of phantom data space taking up space on my phone.. :/

 

[KingofPhantoms]

59

It sounds even more painful on mobile...

(Note: two players did die on the making of this film)

Welp.

Guess I better call the Necromancer. He won't be happy about his vacation being interrupted, but at least he's a professional.

 

[Metalbro]

60 bob-ombs

ah well. Gnite mates

 

[LoneKonWolf]

59

It sounds even more painful on mobile...



Welp.

Guess I better call the Necromancer. He won't be happy about his vacation being interrupted, but at least he's a professional.

Ya. . . sorry about that
But thats what kind of happens with a dead man switch

Also. . . is this revival going to be anything like last time?
61

Night metal

 

[Fluttershy]

59

It sounds even more painful on mobile...

to be fair the phone i use isn't that good but I hardly had a problem when premium was active and the data speed was cut in half at the time..

62 i think I might join metal and go to bed..

 

[KingofPhantoms]

63

Heading to bed now as well. G'night all.

Ya. . . sorry about that
But thats what kind of happens with a dead man switch

Also. . . is this revival going to be anything like last time?
61

Night metal

Nope. Should be very quick, painless and easy.