Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

31

We'll see about that....by the way, I'm already at your office, King

 

[KingofPhantoms]

32

It takes more than a cape to make to mechanically enhance something.

Oh hi.

 

[Felix the Slayer]

33

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

34

Oh hi.

You're not curious as to how I managed to get through your security systems?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

35

Please, I've seen Gordon Freeman in action, it's so easy to just break and crawl into vents and avoid everything with the help from a crowbar.

I need stronger bars for those vents.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

36

Who said anything about a crowbar?

*shows that he's empty-handed*

 

[A10theHero]

37
But is he empty-footed?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

38

Good, that means the Confiscation Field worked.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

39

The what now?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

40

A hidden and specially-designed security device designed to remove and destroy unauthorized weapons and tools.

Just because we're ghosts doesn't mean we lack technology.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

41

That's....pretty fascinating, actually...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

42

Now if you excuse me, I have some important Team to attend at a Fortress.

You can either leave for now, or meet my pet Kraken.

Spoiler

 

[Omar_25]

43 bob-ombs

I got wrecked... Complete, total, absolute, annihilation. I've never been destroyed this much in my life. I just played an amazing lucas in a project m wifi match.

 

[Metalbro]

44 bob-ombs

Lucas is 2 gud

i bet it was skraket

 

[Omar_25]

45 bob-ombs

yep, it was skraket.

 

[Fluttershy]

46 Ponies.

 

[Metalbro]

47 bob-ombs

knew it, I got my ass handed from him as well.

 

[Omar_25]

48 bob-ombs

I'm convinced that scraket is a wizard.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You can either leave for now, or meet my pet Kraken.

Spoiler

He's soooo cute! Who's a good Kraken? Who's a good Kraken? Yes, you are! Yes, you're a good Kraken.

49

 

[KingofPhantoms]

50

He likes eating things.

Especially things that are unclear as to what exactly they are.

 

[Felix the Slayer]

51

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

He likes eating things.

Especially things that are unclear as to what exactly they are.

You trying to scare me? You'll have to try harder, Your Phantomness

52

 

[KingofPhantoms]

53

Nope, just giving a friendly warning.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

54

You should probably warn your pet then.

 

[Felix the Slayer]

55

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

56 SGcorns

 

[Omar_25]

57 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

58 Arrows_of_Cadance

 

[KingofPhantoms]

59 Bob-ombs.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

60

*looks at the Kraken, who looks....different now*

Well, I better leave before the King sees you like that

*runs away, leaving the castle*

 

[Fluttershy]

61 Arrows_of_Love

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

62 Arrows_of_Death

 

[KingofPhantoms]

63

Yeah he does look different.

He has a new hat. Thanks for the gift.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

64

Strange, I didn't give him any hat

 

[Mythra]

65 Bob-Ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

66

*is scared of what will happen when the King will take off the hat*
Please, keep the hat on. Please, keep it on....I promise he's still alive and well. There's no gigantic sword hidden by the hat....

 

[Cyn]

67 bob-ombs.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

68 Cyn-ombs

 

[Cyn]

69 unibombers.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

70 Hylians