Biting your tongue (/finger)

[Sosuke]

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Wow.
I noticed something.


You never realize how sharp your teeth are until you bite your tongue. I was chewing bubblegum today. And I mean like, the serious stuff. The gum that takes EFFORT to chew. So after like half an hour of chewing stale gum, I bite the right side of my tongue.
Holy.
Crap.
You can imagine how hard I'd bitten because the gum was really hard to chew. My eyes were watering. It was just terrible.

Why do they make your tongue so prone to getting ***** by your teeth if its going to be in your mouth? Well... frenching, thats why. But no, no. You should be able to decide when you want your tongue all soft and plushy and when you want it to not be as fragile as your genitalia.
I also noticed that when your eating finger food (ex.: french fries), biting your finger is just like.... gosh. So painful.
You look really stupid too. A few days ago, my girlfriend got pissed at me for laughing at her biting her finger accidentally. I now know why.
No one should laugh. Its not even funny. Its horrible. =(

I guess you should just "look where you eat". ._.
**** teeth.

 

[Cherry64]

Hahahahaha life of being in a relationship eh
yeah biting your tongue sucks and the sides of your cheeks, although your cheeks don't taste food and thus get food in your bite marks as often. so yeah tongue is the worst

 

[MarKO X]

lol

i've never bit my own finger, but biting the tongue is the worse. it sucks because, lilke, if you try to bite your tongue right now, you won't be able to bite it hard enough to hurt it (unless your some kind of psychopath). But then you can be eating, chewing gum, whatever, and then BLAM! your tongue hurts.

The human body is amazing.

 

[Sosuke]

I just bit my tongue hard enough for it to hurt pretty bad. >_<
AHAA! Disproved!

.....
Wait, maybe you just mind gamed me into biting me tongue. XD
Oww. lolz.

 

[TheFast]

I cant think of anybody I know who has bitten their finger. Was she really hungry ?_?

 

[Mith_]

I cant think of anybody I know who has bitten their finger. Was she really hungry ?_?

Same.

I usually bite the side of my cheeks with my friggin wisdom teeth that I need to get removed >.>

 

[Asdioh]

I'm just commenting here to make a o_O face at Mithx's signature.

 

[Teran]

Learn correct chewing technique my dear boy.
Lol I dunno, I guess God didn't wanna make it an easy ride, you have to love His or Evolution's sense of humour. Life has a fantastic sense of humour in general, seeing this made me smile.

 

[Bomber7]

it actually is funny but just dont overdo it or the sky shall open and fire will hurtle down from the heavens and all will be destroyed.