Beefy Smash Doods: Impossible To Tech

[LiteralGrill]

The joke "we tech those" or "we don't tech those" has been commonly thrown around in many videos and at tournaments especially in Smash 4. But what if sometimes regardless of skill a player just couldn't have teched at all? The Beefy Smash Doods sat down to test just this and found that in smash 4 teching is simply impossible. Give it a watch!

So now instead of asking if we tech those ask if we can even tech those at all! What do you think of this latest discovery? Let us know in the comments below!

SmashCapps saw many buzzing over this news during the weekend and found it incredibly interesting. To chat with him on all things Smash be sure to follow him on Twitter.

 

[Pokemon-master]

but ill still say we tech those on twitch chat

 

[Zapp Branniglenn]

Man, can I get a sound sample of his "#wetechthose"? What an addicting thing to listen to.

 

[❤ Nikodemus05]

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

 

[SpandexBullets]

I came here expecting large men in tight clothing playing a part brawler

Where did teching come in to that

 

[Luig]

#Wedon'ttechthose

 

[ph00tbag]

#youcan'ttechthose

This is interesting from a balance perspective. It provides incentive not to hug the wall while recovering, while recovering away from the wall runs the risk of simply being knocked away without any opportunity to tech anything. It's actually pretty brilliant.

 

[kenniky]

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

rest in peace

 

[Phoenix502]

I feel so honored to be the first comment.

third comment, you mean...



also, @ LiteralGrill were you coming back from Super Smash Con or something, I happened acrossed this video around the night of day one or so.

I also hope someone can post info on that Customs debate for Smash 4, I gave the guy running the panel a piece of paper with my question because I had to leave early for personal reasons...

 

[Luig]

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

Please nerf the ninjas

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Interesting, this is something I think I should share with other players.

 

[FunAtParties]

It all makes sense now.

 

[young grasshopper]

It all makes sense now.

your profile pic makes that post so hilarious

 

[BuTTNutz]

We still tech those

 

[90007000]

FEEFY SMASH FOODS IS A FRAUD WE STILL TECH THOSE

 

[Iceweasel]

Another reason why viewer culture should have no place in the wider gaming culture. If you don't play, you don't know how the game works.

 

[Metallinatus]

I honestly think this new mechanic makes the game much better.... specially with the op recovery that so many characters have....
We now know how to reliably gimp them.

 

[Stressedllamas]

Did you mean: Why smash 4 is complete bull****

 

[Metallinatus]

Did you mean: Why smash 4 is complete bull****

Don't try too hard, or your mother will put you grounded for a week....

 

[Purin a.k.a. José]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give your power to tech those ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Nice video, this explains why Wario's farts were "untechable" at EVO. Good to see more off-stage killing options!

 

[MarioMeteor]

I always assumed shofu came up with "we tech those." Did he make "we read those?" Is everything I know a lie?

 

[Slice~]

I came here expecting large men in tight clothing playing a part brawler

Where did teching come in to that

Wait, what?

 

[Glutten]

sakurai pls fix

 

[FoolishPaul]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give your power to tech those ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Nice video, this explains why Wario's farts were "untechable" at EVO. Good to see more off-stage killing options!

The one that dabuzz encountered was techable

 

[FoolishPaul]

I think this is kinda garbage, like i wish they would fix it to where you can tech still.

 

[GameSystem]

@ LiteralGrill I don't have smash 4 so I can't test, but does the 20 frame buffer to tech before the hit a la Melee still apply? Would that make everything techable? Watch the video to see what I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyuExqjW3_o

 

[erico9001]

good thing I never had the reaction time to try to tech those anyways

@ LiteralGrill I don't have smash 4 so I can't test, but does the 20 frame buffer to tech before the hit a la Melee still apply? Would that make everything techable? Watch the video to see what I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyuExqjW3_o

Smashcapps is not the maker of this video. As he wrote, it is The Beefy Smash Doods.

 

[L1GHT]

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

the time it took to write this there were already 3

 

[Avokha]

Hopefully this decreases the levels of tech victims.

 

[SHiFT_]

It's always the player's fault if you have the ability to space yourself from the wall. No johns.

 

[ZeroSkillSamus]

Interesting, this is something I think I should share with other players.

OMG THAT AVI

 

[Aguki90]

This is actually very helpful to my experience in smash bros.

Now I know more about this game but one day I teck a villager close to a wall and still teck is because the hitbox of one the charcter is not long as Sheik foward air and was like 150% that be more time to tech.

Sometime work but that was in the old patch.

Now I understand that sometime the characters don't tech or do it.

 

[SmashNB]

So what you're saying is that it's not always my fault that I suck

 

[Nehgro_Uzumaki]

So what you're saying is that it's not always my fault that I suck

Nah it's still your fault.

 

[NouveauRétro]

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off....

And then he didn't get it because the comment took too long

 

[drsusredfish]

Watching that video just made me think, 1 more reason why I like project M more than smash 4. Then thinking about the kind of gameplay smash4 has; no ledge hogs, auto snap, really good recoveries, It made me realize this is good for this game. Still like project M more but glad to see different game mechanics work well. ps. I do like smash4.

 

[Astellius]

Thanks for the in-depth and very useful analysis! Keep it up!