Balls vs. Guts

[Kholdstare]

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Guts or balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

Guts is arriving home later after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and asking, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and saying, "You're next, Chubby..."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

 

[CRASHiC]

Ballsy is to do something manly
guts is to do something brave

 

[Hive Mind]

Both result in death.

I'm laughing too much too post.

NOT IN THE "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE HAHA" WAY THOUGH

 

[kr3wman]

Having balls is not letting anyone getting in your way.

Having guts is being courageous.

 

[Mota]

Bout time someone made this thread.

 

[Pierce7d]

Pro blog is pro.

All in all, I'd rather be gutsy.

 

[Clownbot]

This reminds me an awful lot of a piece from Demetri Martin's show.....

 

[MidnightAsaph]

I've got balls... I jump offstage with Wolf...

 

[Nysyarc]

This reminds me an awful lot of a piece from Demetri Martin's show.....

Demitri Martin is the man, and I think I know what bit you're talking about too

In other news, I think I'd rather be a gutsy person than a ballsy person... although I'd really rather be neither since they both inevitably end in death.