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Smash Master
I present to you...
THE WHITEST/RICH WHITE PEOPLE-EST CONVERSATION EVER.
The following names, locations, and statements are ALL TRUE. This is what happens when you have a dad like mine...
The location is the SUGARLOAF COUNTRY CLUB
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Lloyd: You know I have a bunch of points on my card, I know I could get me and Christie to go on this cruise for free, but I bet you and Alex could come too.
Stacy: You know my parents went on an Alaskan Cruise for their anniversary and loved it.
Lloyd: Oh really? I've always wanted to go on a cruise to Alaska
Christie: That sounds like sooo much fun!
Stacy: Yeah but when could we do it? Last time Alex couldnt go on the African Safari that I went to because of work but he could take care of the kids.
Christie: Oh how was Africa?
Stacy: It was alot of fun but I'm really upset because my camera broke.
Christie: Oh wow how sad... you know they made me the Club's Women's Tennis Team Captain in your absence. It was crazy I didn't know what to do!
Stacy: Oh poor Christie.
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This is about the time I blacked out from the conversation.
true story.
discuss.
THE WHITEST/RICH WHITE PEOPLE-EST CONVERSATION EVER.
The following names, locations, and statements are ALL TRUE. This is what happens when you have a dad like mine...
The location is the SUGARLOAF COUNTRY CLUB
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Lloyd: You know I have a bunch of points on my card, I know I could get me and Christie to go on this cruise for free, but I bet you and Alex could come too.
Stacy: You know my parents went on an Alaskan Cruise for their anniversary and loved it.
Lloyd: Oh really? I've always wanted to go on a cruise to Alaska
Christie: That sounds like sooo much fun!
Stacy: Yeah but when could we do it? Last time Alex couldnt go on the African Safari that I went to because of work but he could take care of the kids.
Christie: Oh how was Africa?
Stacy: It was alot of fun but I'm really upset because my camera broke.
Christie: Oh wow how sad... you know they made me the Club's Women's Tennis Team Captain in your absence. It was crazy I didn't know what to do!
Stacy: Oh poor Christie.
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This is about the time I blacked out from the conversation.
true story.
discuss.