Starphoenix
How Long Have I Been Asleep?
Goodness has it been crazy or what? It is like a tsunami of nothing but "leaks" all over the place, if it was raining and for every roster "leak" out there I gain one real leak, I
would be drowning in an 8 story building right now. Look people, as of right now, RIGHT NOW; if you want information about Brawl, the best place to go is a little place called the DOJO. It is really neat, it updates daily and is like a gumball machine, you never know WHAT rolls out; and on rare occasions you can get 3! :O
Seriously, you think people would have more patience and use a little bit more brain and figure out that there is NO WAY, as of right now there are going to be leaks of any kind. If any of them were actually real, you would find out the leaker had a "heart attack." Something though I have found has amused me though, several trends among these "new prophets."
1: It is funny to me how they all seem to be not including Megaman but adding Ness! Especially when the ironic thing is Megaman was never deconfirmed, Inafune said he could still be in, but that HE (Inafune) has not been contacted, which does not mean the President of Capcom did not give the green light. However; Ness has been deconfirmed, SAKURAI said it himself he was gone, and unless he completely redoes him from scratch or something. Well, he is not coming back...
The hillarity of this is that before the podcast, Megaman was on almost every leak and Ness was not. Irony much?
2: They all seem to want to make it as wild as possible, I mean really Turtwig, Jajamaru, Mickey Mouse!? People seem to have the impression that because Melee was comprised of tons of WTF characters that all of Brawl will be.That is not the case, there will be many of the most popular characters, I mean that is the POINT of polls, and Sakurai is not going to sacrifice a popular character like Krystal, just to try and be unique with someone like Slippy. Sakurai is making a fans game, so he is going to be really listening to the fans; however, that it not to say we will not get WTF characters, Pokemon Trainer is a great example of that, but I think Sakurai wants to focus on making these popular characters movesets as unique as possible. As is the case with Olimar, Wario, and even Snake! Still, do expect to see a few more suprise characters like Jeff, Dr. Kawashima and Toad (just examples, not what will happen,) but not at the expense of a more popular character.
3: They are also either too vague or too detailed, it is like when someone is on trial and they tell you that during a robbery they were off on the sidewalk at only briefly saw the robbery. Yet somehow they have such amazing detail for someone who says they only "glimpsed" the robbery, such is the case with these prophets. Or the other is they are too vague and their is no official way to tell whether it is or is not true, it is like holding to identical flower pictures up and the only difference between them are the 15 petals, instead of the 16. Way to vague and hard to tell.
4: While we do not expect for people to reveal A, B and C and to give us the phone number of the leaker; we do expect a little bit of credibility. When you see that a person joined Gamefaqs yesterday, has not posted once, his username is something like IDCVU, and the first thing he posts is some two-bit roster who he claims "knows Brawl information." Sommon sense will tell you that 1+1=3 is wrong, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like it is a duck, do not call it a tiger; it is a duck.
5: So many people are so desperate for information they are willing to hurt themselves just to find out stuff, what do I mean? I mean so many people sift through all these rosters, take them for Gospel truth and vex themselves because they believe the character they really want in, when really they could be in. So instead of just waiting about 2 weeks, you are going to get yourself all worked up over something that is 99.99999999% not true. It is not good for you, and these prophets do not need to have people play into their games anymore than peopl already do.
6: Most of these prophets just want attention, that is why they make the most outlandish roster with the most insane characters and leave out characters like Ridley, Krystal, Megaman, Geno, etc... Because the more insane it is the more attention they get, they are like the neglected 7 year old child who wants attention, so the only thing he can think of is to pull his shorts down in class... It is all one big game to them, because if they can sucker in as many people as they can, they win and you lose.
7: Ever notice how eerily all of these leaks are similar in ways? It is like a couple of friends got together and decided to start up several accounts on different forums, made a list of things to "leak." But each had to choose at least a few things differing so that way they could not see the connection.
People, please for all of your sakes stop feeding these trolls, because one of these days they will bust down your doors with an army of Orcs and will burn your house down and make you work for Sauron 2.0 (AKA Giygas.) So, yjust remember the words of your Mom, "always clean behind your ears." Wait...
would be drowning in an 8 story building right now. Look people, as of right now, RIGHT NOW; if you want information about Brawl, the best place to go is a little place called the DOJO. It is really neat, it updates daily and is like a gumball machine, you never know WHAT rolls out; and on rare occasions you can get 3! :O
Seriously, you think people would have more patience and use a little bit more brain and figure out that there is NO WAY, as of right now there are going to be leaks of any kind. If any of them were actually real, you would find out the leaker had a "heart attack." Something though I have found has amused me though, several trends among these "new prophets."
1: It is funny to me how they all seem to be not including Megaman but adding Ness! Especially when the ironic thing is Megaman was never deconfirmed, Inafune said he could still be in, but that HE (Inafune) has not been contacted, which does not mean the President of Capcom did not give the green light. However; Ness has been deconfirmed, SAKURAI said it himself he was gone, and unless he completely redoes him from scratch or something. Well, he is not coming back...
The hillarity of this is that before the podcast, Megaman was on almost every leak and Ness was not. Irony much?
2: They all seem to want to make it as wild as possible, I mean really Turtwig, Jajamaru, Mickey Mouse!? People seem to have the impression that because Melee was comprised of tons of WTF characters that all of Brawl will be.That is not the case, there will be many of the most popular characters, I mean that is the POINT of polls, and Sakurai is not going to sacrifice a popular character like Krystal, just to try and be unique with someone like Slippy. Sakurai is making a fans game, so he is going to be really listening to the fans; however, that it not to say we will not get WTF characters, Pokemon Trainer is a great example of that, but I think Sakurai wants to focus on making these popular characters movesets as unique as possible. As is the case with Olimar, Wario, and even Snake! Still, do expect to see a few more suprise characters like Jeff, Dr. Kawashima and Toad (just examples, not what will happen,) but not at the expense of a more popular character.
3: They are also either too vague or too detailed, it is like when someone is on trial and they tell you that during a robbery they were off on the sidewalk at only briefly saw the robbery. Yet somehow they have such amazing detail for someone who says they only "glimpsed" the robbery, such is the case with these prophets. Or the other is they are too vague and their is no official way to tell whether it is or is not true, it is like holding to identical flower pictures up and the only difference between them are the 15 petals, instead of the 16. Way to vague and hard to tell.
4: While we do not expect for people to reveal A, B and C and to give us the phone number of the leaker; we do expect a little bit of credibility. When you see that a person joined Gamefaqs yesterday, has not posted once, his username is something like IDCVU, and the first thing he posts is some two-bit roster who he claims "knows Brawl information." Sommon sense will tell you that 1+1=3 is wrong, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like it is a duck, do not call it a tiger; it is a duck.
5: So many people are so desperate for information they are willing to hurt themselves just to find out stuff, what do I mean? I mean so many people sift through all these rosters, take them for Gospel truth and vex themselves because they believe the character they really want in, when really they could be in. So instead of just waiting about 2 weeks, you are going to get yourself all worked up over something that is 99.99999999% not true. It is not good for you, and these prophets do not need to have people play into their games anymore than peopl already do.
6: Most of these prophets just want attention, that is why they make the most outlandish roster with the most insane characters and leave out characters like Ridley, Krystal, Megaman, Geno, etc... Because the more insane it is the more attention they get, they are like the neglected 7 year old child who wants attention, so the only thing he can think of is to pull his shorts down in class... It is all one big game to them, because if they can sucker in as many people as they can, they win and you lose.
7: Ever notice how eerily all of these leaks are similar in ways? It is like a couple of friends got together and decided to start up several accounts on different forums, made a list of things to "leak." But each had to choose at least a few things differing so that way they could not see the connection.
People, please for all of your sakes stop feeding these trolls, because one of these days they will bust down your doors with an army of Orcs and will burn your house down and make you work for Sauron 2.0 (AKA Giygas.) So, yjust remember the words of your Mom, "always clean behind your ears." Wait...
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