Ask Zook, the manly mod from the Northeast!

[Zook]

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I feel that the current User Bloggers/SWF population in general doesn't know enough about me. In order to counteract that, I'm going to make a Zook FAQ.

Go ahead, ask me whatever. I'll answer. Want to know how much I weigh? I'm not shy. Do you wonder what my juice of choice is? Wonder no more! I'll compile all answers in the OP.

What size pants do you wear, oh Lord Zook?

I'm a size 30 waste, 34 leg.

I want to know If you like cats.

I love cats.

What is your real name?

Chris.

PM me and I'll add you on my Facebook.

What type of sandwiches do you like?

My favorite sandwich is an italian grinder, but I'll eat any kind. Some of my favorite sandwich fixin's are onions, lettuce, tomatoe, roast beef, honey ham, and swiss cheese. I'm a mustard connoissuer, too.

What is your favorite show?

Dinosaurs.

What anime have you seen?

Crappy mainstream stuff. And don't try to get me to like it, it won't work.

Did you ever make a sandwich shaped like a Pokeball?

No, but I really want to now.

Which one is bigger, an elephant or the moon?

The moon.

When is your avatar going back to Fone Bone?

After I get bored of Swinub.

What is the purpose of this thread?

See Heartz.

What is your favorite TV Show

Dinosaurs.

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

The egg, but only after the chicken laid it. ...But really, it was the egg.

Who is your favorite mod here?

That'd be a tie between Eor, Xsyven, Mic, Mic, Matt, and Eric_the_red.

A few of those aren't mods.

Do you approve of the Holocaust?[/quote]

No.

What is love?

A feeling of strong affection to another.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

I don't get this joke.

Why do planes need so much aerodynamics when you ride on the inside?

They don't, it's one big conspiracy.

How often to do you jump on top of walking mushrooms?

Only when I play Mario.

When's the last time you had a party?

A month ago? I went to a party last Friday though.

Are you going to get up on the hydra's back?

I'm too busy on my Rex Wheelie.

What is your left leg doing at the moment?

Folded Indian-style with my right leg. That's how I always sit on my computer chair.

Do you like Star Fox 64?

I've never played it. I never had an N64.

♡What do you look like Mr. Zook? ^__^

Are you aware that you're one of my favorite people on the User Blogs section?

Nope. But thanks though.

Do you hate Naruto as much as me Lord Zook?

I don't so much hate it as I dislike it.

Why is you so awesome?

Because I got all my lame out in 2006/2007!

How's being a mod feel?

Empowering!

Why is Swinub so amazingly awesome?

Because he's a Garchomp counter!!

Zook-kun, why do I find ^this^ to be TOO CUTE?!?!

Because it IS too cute.

Why don't you fly

This isn't a question.

How do we peons Become nearly as cool as You Zook?

Be really really lame for a few years.

Is your glass half empty or half full?

It depends. Am I drinking said glass, or pouring something into it? If I'm drinking it's half empty. If I'm filling it it's half full. If it's just sitting there it isn't mine.

How does it feel to be let down?

Are you sick of being asked questions yet, Zook?

No.

How does is your name turn red?

By becoming a erator.

Zook, if faced with an enraged polar bear at point blank range, would you fire the Zook Zook, which takes 10 seconds to load, or run like hell, for the enraged polar bear is a paraplegic?

Fire the Zook Zook.

Gee, I bet the ladies love that, don't they Zook?

Yes they do.

Why is that SkylerOcon person such a *****?

Because he made my fan club.

Why is Straked such a ******?

Because of all those Quad Stackers.

What was your reaction when the Spam Squad gave you 400 wall messages?

At first I thought it was an SWF glitch, but then I noticed which people were posting the crap. Then I lol'd.

Have you read any of the things we sent you?

I've read about 140. I still have 261 left.

 

[ndayday]

What size pants do you wear, oh Lord Zook?

 

[Zook]

What size pants do you wear, oh Lord Zook?

I'm a size 30 waste, 34 leg.

 

[OutlawStar]

I want to know If you like cats.

 

[Zook]

I want to know If you like cats.

I love cats.

 

[OutlawStar]

Me too, that makes two of us, because I do to.

What is your real name?

 

[DemonFart]

What type of sandwiches do you like?

How much do you love me?

How tall are you?

Are you a boy?

What planet are you from?

Why haven't you folded my clothes yet?

 

[Zook]

Nice work, people! Keep 'em coming!

What is your real name?

Chris.

PM me and I'll add you on my Facebook.

What type of sandwiches do you like?

My favorite sandwich is an italian grinder, but I'll eat any kind. Some of my favorite sandwich fixin's are onions, lettuce, tomatoe, roast beef, honey ham, and swiss cheese. I'm a mustard connoissuer, too.

How much do you love me?

Quite a bit, DemonFart.

How tall are you?

5'10 and a half.

Are you a boy?

Yes.

What planet are you from?

Earth.

Why haven't you folded my clothes yet?

Because I'm not a woman.

 

[OutlawStar]

Sorry, I don`t have a facebook

What is your favorite show?
Do you like anime?
what is your favorite game?
What do you like to do?
Do you play an instrument?

 

[DemonFart]

Nice work, people! Keep 'em coming!



Chris.

PM me and I'll add you on my Facebook.

I dun have facebook. >.<

My favorite sandwich is an italian grinder, but I'll eat any kind. Some of my favorite sandwich fixin's are onions, lettuce, tomatoe, roast beef, honey ham, and swiss cheese. I'm a mustard connoissuer, too.

Wow, Nobody eats regular cheese and salami anymore...

Quite a bit, DemonFart.

I know you do.

5'10 and a half.

Ok.

Yes.

Orlly? Since when?

Earth.

Wow...Cool.

Because I'm not a woman.
Whaa???? Go make me a sammich.

Reply is in orange.

 

[Zook]

What is your favorite show?

Dinosaurs.

Do you like anime?

Actually, I hate anime! It's my biggest pet-peeve.

what is your favorite game?

I have a couple. Yoshi's Island, The Neverhood, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, Rhythm Heaven (freakin' addicting), SSB series, Super Mario World.

What do you like to do?

Read, draw, wander around in the woods, kill time on the internet.

Do you play an instrument?

I play the Jew's Harp.

 

[East]

Eep? Opp? Ork? or Ah Ah? which is your favorite?

I don't know why, but that's what I think about when I see your name.

Spoiler

hopefully someone'll catch the refrence. If not here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suafkk2vWNI

 

[OutlawStar]

What anime have you seen?
Drawing and exploring are some of my favorite things

 

[bobson]

Eep? Opp? Ork? or Ah Ah? which is your favorite?

I never thought I'd hear that song again.

 

[Heartz♥]

Did you ever make a sandwich shaped like a Pokeball?

 

[:034:]

Which one is bigger, an elephant or the moon?

 

[Redson]

When is your avatar going back to Fone Bone?

<3 Bone. D:

 

[Kinzer]

What is the purpose of this thread?

I'm seriously asking this.

 

[Eor]

What is your favorite TV Show

Are you gay or straight

How old were you when you had your first Kiss

How old were you when you first made love

How old were you when you first made this thread

 

[Heartz♥]

What is the purpose of this thread?

I'm seriously asking this.

It's a blog, and Zook is too good.

Does that answer your question?

 

[Skrah]

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

Do you believe in something?

Are you attracted to animals?

Would you tap that?

 

[Kinzer]

It's a blog, and Zook is too good.

Does that answer your question?

No.

The almighty Zook shall give me the right answer.

Will he also please tell me the meaning of life?

Or how about who set us up the bomb?

 

[ndayday]

Who is your favorite mod here?

Who is your role model?

What is your favorite grocery store?

Do you enjoy swimming?

What size is your nose?

What shampoo (if any) are you currently using?

Are you colorblind?

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

Do you approve of the Holocaust?

-KOTH

 

[AranOcean]

What is love?

 

[Pink Reaper]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

What is a man?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Why do planes need so much aerodynamics when you ride on the inside?

 

[ndayday]

I'm under the impression that they're supposed to be questions about him. Just saying.

Are they? (Don't have that as one of your questions)

 

[Pink Reaper]

Im by far awesome enough to get away with not asking him questions about himself.

 

[Zook]

What anime have you seen?

Crappy mainstream stuff. And don't try to get me to like it, it won't work.

Did you ever make a sandwich shaped like a Pokeball?

No, but I really want to now.

Which one is bigger, an elephant or the moon?

The moon.

When is your avatar going back to Fone Bone?

After I get bored of Swinub.

What is the purpose of this thread?

See Heartz.

What is your favorite TV Show

Dinosaurs.

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

The egg, but only after the chicken laid it. ...But really, it was the egg.

Who is your favorite mod here?

That'd be a tie between Eor, Xsyven, Mic, Mic, Matt, and Eric_the_red.

A few of those aren't mods.

Do you approve of the Holocaust?[/quote]

No.

What is love?

A feeling of strong affection to another.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

I don't get this joke.

Why do planes need so much aerodynamics when you ride on the inside?

They don't, it's one big conspiracy.

I'm under the impression that they're supposed to be questions about him. Just saying.

Are they? (Don't have that as one of your questions)

They should be, but I won't prevent some people from showing their 'witty' side.

By witty I mean not funny.

 

[Pink Reaper]

When the **** are you gonna play your finals match against DruggedFox -_-

 

[Zook]

When the **** are you gonna play your finals match against DruggedFox -_-

...Oh yeah.

Whenever he gets on, I guess.

 

[ndayday]

Borderline asexual?

You're going to make someone very happy when you're older, I can tell.

 

[Heartz♥]

(If you've played Kingdom Hearts 2...)

If you lost your heart and turned into a Heartless, then the vessel turned into a Nobody, what would your Heartless and Nobody's name be?

 

[Deleted member]

How often to do you jump on top of walking mushrooms?

 

[Deleted member]

When's the last time you had a party?

 

[finalark]

(If you've played Kingdom Hearts 2...)

If you lost your heart and turned into a Heartless, then the vessel turned into a Nobody, what would your Heartless and Nobody's name be?

That reminds me...

Hey, Zook. Are you going to get up on the hydra's back?

 

[Deleted member]

What is your left leg doing at the moment?

 

[OutlawStar]

Do you like Star Fox 64?

 

[~Peachy~]

♡What do you look like Mr. Zook? ^__^