Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Iron Thorn]

I'll just put an example, since everyone knows how to ask and answer questions in a stupid manner. Heck, some do it without trying.

Poster 1: Why did Roy get cut from Brawl?

Poster 2: Because his flatulence ruined everything for the other smashers.
Why are Wario's farts colored?

Poster 3: He secretly shoves powdered pigment up his arse.
What does Zero Suit Samus think of her fanboys?

and so on.

Rules:

1. Keep it PG-15 please. Curse words are not a problem, save for the C-bomb (and I'm not talking about "crap". If you don't know what the C-bomb is, you're too young to know anyway.) Explicit sexual content, graphic violence is.
2. Be respectful - NO racial slurs or malicious ethnic jokes. The occasional mild gag meant in good fun is okay, but don't test your limits.
3. DO NOT turn this into Melee vs. Brawl. We go to Forum Games to escape that crap, not read more of it.
4. Preview your post before you submit it, especially if you spent a while on it. it will help avoid confusion.
5. Don't spam.
6. HAVE FUN KIDS!

Alright, lemme start us off.




Why doesn't Mario remove his hat more often?

 

[TehBo49]

Because his hair is receding.

Why does Roy have t3h ph1r3?

 

[Iron Thorn]

He lights the flatulence that caused him to be cut from Brawl.

Why does Roy fart so much?

 

[Deleted member]

Because he eats too much beans and that hot head of his doesn't help him much

Why does Ike fight for his friends?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Because he's avenging the deaths of hurricanes past.

Did anyone get that joke?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I did I did I did I did I did.

y wus ridlee nott in brawl??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Charizard92]

He'd kill everyone before the fight

Why must I ask a question.

 

[mantlecore77]

I might just have to go golfing.

Spoiler

Sorry if that doesn't count, I'm just making a stupid answer... is that the point?

How come people hate on Geno?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because he hasn't got the grillz.

What is Link's neutral B?

Spoiler

Stupid question, isn't it?

 

[mantlecore77]

Landmaster.

How come Falco isn't named Hawko?

 

[Kinzer]

Becuase he is secretly a Falcon who can bake bread?

Why isn't Falco's name Flaco?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because that name was already taken by a user on Smashboards. (true fact)

Why can't MetaKnight see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[Kinzer]

Because Emblem Lord Can't see it either, and he is probably one of the most knowledgable SWFers.

(I even asked him that same question)

Why can't I make Great Aether greater?

 

[Deleted member]

Cause if you did, it would destroy the world.

Why can't the Black Knight be in Brawl/SSB4? ;(

 

[Kinzer]

Becuase the Black Knight would always be < Ike on the tier lists.

Why wasn't there more 3rd party characters for Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because Sakurai only threw two parties.

Why didn't the LoZ:Wind Waker Mini-Boss Theme make it into Brawl for music?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because Molgera was in there, about the same on the awesomeness scale.

Why aren't miis in Brawl?

 

[Kinzer]

Because if you tried to put yourself in the game, you would suck so bad and get demoralized, that you wouldn't want to play Brawl, and Nintendo would lose sales.

Why can't I break the habit of playing with the Wiimote on it's own?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

either you fear GC controller apocalypse, or you have gotten used to emus on you keyboard (like I did)

Why is the Wiimote/nunchuck so bad?

 

[Kinzer]

Sakurai hates certains kinds of people.

Why are so many people critisicing Brawl?

 

[Commander Snake]

Because they can't afford snakes rocket launcher.

Why is snake so darn good yet not top tier?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

cause his rocket launcher leaves him with insane weakness, his cypher has a grab glitch, and his C4/Claymore can hurt him

Why did Brawl turn out so unbalanced when they actually tried so well to balance it?

 

[Kinzer]

Melee was great because they didn't try, but it's not the same thing when you meant to do it, maybe unexpected pregnancy isn't so bad afterall...

Why does Sonic keep telling me "I'm too slow!"?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you are obviously maining a turtle.

Why do I main Foxy in Melee, but random in Brawl?

 

[Deleted member]

Cause you can't properly pick a main?

Why wasn't Chuck Norris in Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

'Cause Captain Falcon was in.

Why wasn't the Corkscrew attack Wario's up-B instead?

 

[mantlecore77]

Because the Maxim Tomato was nerfed.

Why wasn't Al Queda's encampment a stage?

 

[Sinz]

Why is marth a girl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because the Maxim Tomato was nerfed.

Why wasn't Al Queda's encampment a stage?

Because it had a glitch on it.

Why is Marth a girl?

Because so is Sheik.

Why wasn't D3 put in the original Smash?

 

[mantlecore77]

Because neither was sometimes, they just don't understand.

Why don't they put Isaac in??

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because too many good sword characters would make projectile users mad. (although psynergy is a projectile.)

With complete disregard to my previous answer, why weren't Cloud and Sephiroth in Brawl?

 

[mantlecore77]

Because Cloud denied Sakurai's offer via death.

Why wasnsn't Megaman in Super Smash Bros. SNES?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because the 16-bit fanboys all got lives.

Why isn't original Smash Bros. on the Wii Shop Channel?

 

[tails333]

Because earthbound isn't.

Why was Mario given a sucky FS?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because his perfect balance made him too imbalanced, so his FS is his weakness. If you don't like it, beat up Sakurai.

How did Sakurai screw Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because he had money.

WHY IS BRAWL SOOO DIFFERENT FROM THE ORIGINAL SMASH BROS FOR TEH N64 LOLOLOLOLOLOL??????????????????????????????

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Brawl takes the whole thing too seriously. Latin theme song that makes no sense? An entire backstory for the trophy world? C'mon. It's Pikachu hitting Fox. They also tried to hard to balance it, and all the characters got unbalanced.

Are my answers too serious?

 

[Deep2]

No they're sarcastic

Why did Nintendo leave Brawl so easy to hack?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because they broke a nail.

Why was SUPER SMASH BROS. BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!! not shouted by the announcer at the intro?

 

[Charizard92]

NOT A ****ING CLUE!

Why does this thread exist?