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I would just like to state my admiration and appreciation of this great man.
Stephen Fowler.
If you don't know who he is please visit some of the links provided underneath the glorious and magnificent Union Jack at the bottom of this post.
The man is simply walking proof of the logical, mathematical equation of: Brits > Americans.
Stephen has incredible observation skills, quickly identifying that the American woman from the Midwest that he did wife swap with was under-educated, over-opinionated and over-weight. So accurate was he, that I think he was an Amazonian pathfinder or an elf in a past life. I cannot think of any three words that would accurately describe Americans more so than the three words Sir Stephen Fowler used right there. Everyone is under-educated when compared to Stephen. She was out of her league Stephen, it certainly isn’t everyday someone gets to meet or spend time with someone as great and heroic as you. Stephen must be the most tolerable person in the world given the amount of time he had to put up with such a hebetudinous American woman.
An upstanding, respectable, family man, Stephen works hard every day so he can provide the best for his wife and children. Stephen wants the best for his children and sends them bi-lingual international school. His boy can fence and play piano. I have no doubt in my mind he will grow up to be a spy, just like James Bond, going balls deep in the world’s finest vajayjay.
Unlike Americans, Stephen is trying to save the planet. He does this by wearing special, emphatic t-shirts that say things like "Tree ...Hugger", "Sus - Tain - Abil - Ity" and "go SOLAR".
Just look at him go, looking cooler than you ever could whilst saving the planet:
Whilst I’m disappointed it took this long, I’m glad Stephen has shown just how much we Brits are better than underbelly, scum of the earth Americans. It’s a shame you can’t be educated like me and Stephen, sesquipedalians discussing floccinaucinihilipilification and antidisestablishmentarianism in the world today, not to mention just howsuperkali supercalifragicexplosi ‘that thing mary poppins says’ we are.
Everyone is welcome here to show their admiration for this man. Even Americans as long as you’re not proud of your country. I’m sorry you live in a ****-sack excuse for a country, but if it’s any consolation, you can be proud of ours’, mine and Stephen’s country, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I mean come on, with a name like that you just know we’re going to be better than you.
Links:
Stephen Fowler kicking american arse
Stephen Fowler kicking american arse part deux
http://blog.stephenfowlerrules.com/
Stephen Fowler.
If you don't know who he is please visit some of the links provided underneath the glorious and magnificent Union Jack at the bottom of this post.
The man is simply walking proof of the logical, mathematical equation of: Brits > Americans.
Stephen has incredible observation skills, quickly identifying that the American woman from the Midwest that he did wife swap with was under-educated, over-opinionated and over-weight. So accurate was he, that I think he was an Amazonian pathfinder or an elf in a past life. I cannot think of any three words that would accurately describe Americans more so than the three words Sir Stephen Fowler used right there. Everyone is under-educated when compared to Stephen. She was out of her league Stephen, it certainly isn’t everyday someone gets to meet or spend time with someone as great and heroic as you. Stephen must be the most tolerable person in the world given the amount of time he had to put up with such a hebetudinous American woman.
An upstanding, respectable, family man, Stephen works hard every day so he can provide the best for his wife and children. Stephen wants the best for his children and sends them bi-lingual international school. His boy can fence and play piano. I have no doubt in my mind he will grow up to be a spy, just like James Bond, going balls deep in the world’s finest vajayjay.
Unlike Americans, Stephen is trying to save the planet. He does this by wearing special, emphatic t-shirts that say things like "Tree ...Hugger", "Sus - Tain - Abil - Ity" and "go SOLAR".
Just look at him go, looking cooler than you ever could whilst saving the planet:
Whilst I’m disappointed it took this long, I’m glad Stephen has shown just how much we Brits are better than underbelly, scum of the earth Americans. It’s a shame you can’t be educated like me and Stephen, sesquipedalians discussing floccinaucinihilipilification and antidisestablishmentarianism in the world today, not to mention just how
Everyone is welcome here to show their admiration for this man. Even Americans as long as you’re not proud of your country. I’m sorry you live in a ****-sack excuse for a country, but if it’s any consolation, you can be proud of ours’, mine and Stephen’s country, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I mean come on, with a name like that you just know we’re going to be better than you.
Links:
Stephen Fowler kicking american arse
Stephen Fowler kicking american arse part deux
http://blog.stephenfowlerrules.com/
