805 thread -July 6 and 7-

[joeplicate]

oh my god




so just think about how long an anteater's tongue is
and what he could do with it

 

[The Greater Leon]

shouties
joe for being weird
jk your hilarious

my homies for kind of cleaning up

oscar for not throwing up
jk hes gonna pop

 

[bbb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGqAAVZL7KI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fQbDDgOsdo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAqSYTZsLc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtMebRe5uo

 

[Brian]

im eating fun dip and watching my favs do TiT
<3
best night ever

 

[bbb]

I think you're the main reason I want to go to genesis brian

it has been way too ****in long

 

[Brian]

FOR REALS
all the time im like "damn, i want to go hang out with 805 but i have no way to get down there"
and it sucks
cause i have no money
no car
i dont want to go to a SMASH TOURNAMENT like a ***
i want to kick it with the bros

maybe trains/buses could work
i still dont really have money tho

 

[The Greater Leon]

yeah if you ever sit in a train for 6 hours

i will house you

 

[MacD]

would the 805 be down to chill with the 949 for an all nighter on either the 18th or 19th?

i'll be done with school and i'm sure jason could come and stay the night one of those days, try and get kira and maybe zhu or someone to come

 

[The Greater Leon]

mccain i can only plan like 3-4 days ahead of time
and so, without knowing my future schedule

i invite you to come over on the 18th (thats the day joe comes down)
bring some of my favorites
like dave connor cameronxjenny
jdm jkun zhuzhu

 

[MacD]

legit, i'll ask against next week

 

[bbb]

I want to play marvel with kira (sorta, its still marvel B^1)

 

[The Greater Leon]

this one is so steven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_x1rRg7mM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

even tho the street fighter puns thing is so overdone

 

[The Greater Leon]

ok so

someone peed on yhre floor
like they couldnt hold i it

im actually upset
kilike 4 reals







LIKE WOSRE THAN NOT CLOSNG+ING THE FRIDGE
DONT [/b]DONT p ON THE THE FLOOR

***** OMG

CLENAU P AFTER USLEFSL

CLOSE THE DOOR
of the fridge
CLEAN UP UR PEE
clean up ur barf

****
u gu
guy
s
i hate u
*******
but i love u

DOTN P ON THE FLOOR
the end

love brendan



hey flky dont edit my *****dont edit y **** plz

 

[festizzio]

that sucks brendan

people should learn to not throw up or pee on the floor and remember to close the fridge, it's just common courtesy

 

[embracethe12]

brenden

i pised on the floor

**** in teh sink

****ed the animeals

crushed chips all over theflowor

got in a bar bfgght with the boucner

smuggled coacaine acrtoss the bioarder

snitched to get reich

and lowered your rank in LoL to 700

wore your sisters clothes

smiled ijn the courtroom

boggled

left pubes on the toilet seat

barfed on cleaning utilities

and passed out naked on the hood of the RV in your front yard


and if i had the chance

i woulod it ALL OV ER AGAIN












sincerely,
festizzio

 

[The Greater Leon]

im actually still uppity about this

so:

there was a trail of liquid spotches on the carpet all the way to the bathroom
kanna and cathy were in the room the bathroom attatches to
SO
either the pee happened before they got there
or
someone ran opast them with their **** dangling and squirting pee

so i sat to drop a duece
and
my pantaloons were wet
so i wiped it up
AND SMELLED

piss

im not so much upset that it happened
but nobody told me
or cleaned it up themselves
idc who it was

but ****

treat me and my house with respect
or dont come back
_

hahahahahahah SO IT WAS STEVEN UNDER THE GUISE OF FESTIZZIO
only steben would care about crushed chips in the carpet

 

[bbb]

word ?

 

[Lovage]

i've never been more certain of anything in my life

i am not the pisser

(i blame festizzio)


p.s. sick night <33 everyone
except joe who didn't return our texts/calls :'(

 

[festizzio]

I'm pretty sure I wasn't even there lmao, but the jokes at my expense earn my approval.

 

[The Greater Leon]

why did you snitch to get rich???

 

[festizzio]

I did it for a girl

 

[joeplicate]

hahhaha this thread gets better and better



brian, i'll ride the train with you if you'd liiieiekekekeke

 

[Brian]

im trying to figure out the best way to go down
greyhound is like $90 round trip

i have to look into the train to see whats up with that

 

[joeplicate]

when do you get done with classes and all that?

i can leave whenever, the rest of my work i can e-mail in
my dad works in SF so i could probably get a ride up with him (or you get a ride down maybe [or i could spend a day hanging out in SF with you and then he could take us down to san jose if bus tickets are cheaper])

so yeah

 

[Brian]

i have class still this week
my last class is the 24th
edit: but im done this week on thursday

 

[The Greater Leon]

joe come down whenever its convenient
brian come down if its posssible
i cn still donate money now that im sober

 

[Brian]

when is your break over joe?
hm
i could come down by myself and come back up wit u joe

 

[NintendoKing]

Can i come down? I'm a good house guest and require only booze.

 

[Brian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiuPpOqUndg
for all my 805 loves

 

[The Greater Leon]

awwwwwwwww

 

[joeplicate]

my break's over march 28th (that monday is when school starts again)

i could go down with you thursday, or whenever
my mom just offered to pay for my bus/train ticket

so i could be down as early as i finish my ****
or earlier!
(tuesday/wednesday is looking good)

 

[bbb]

I think I'm done hanging out with smashers for a little while

 

[Lovage]

suck my **** derek

 

[festizzio]

What an ***

 

[Lovage]

HEY

dont talk to derek like that

you can suck it too festizzio

 

[bbb]

lol ye

yall are gaylords but I kinda just posted that in a fit of rage

we'll see how I feel on friday or whatever

 

[The Greater Leon]

hehehehehe

remember when vahag came over and i kicked you all out

it happens

 

[bbb]

is irvine coming to the dirty 805 this friday still?

 

[MacD]

probably not cause of the tourney on sat

 

[bbb]

aight cool then I don't feel obligated to do anything