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8 Year old boy instructs Minnesota Police Chief on how to fix crime

Tom

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http://www.startribune.com/local/no...DUHPYDiaK7DUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7DYaGEP7vDEh7P:DiUs



There's a new sheriff in town; he's 8 and ticked

It might have been the loss of his folks' electronics gear. Or the loss of his wallet stuffed with quarters. But Logan Fisher has had enough.

Gosh darn it!

Eight-year-old Logan Fisher was mad as heck when strangers broke the front door of his Brooklyn Park home and stole thousands of dollars worth of electronics, not to mention invading his bedroom where they swiped his wallet filled with quarters.

"My mom told me I had to use my anger in a positive way," Logan said.

So with the confidence of a masterful politician, the soon-to-be fourth-grader stepped onto a stool and up to the microphone during Tuesday's City Council meeting. In a speech he wrote out in pencil, then had his mom type, he told officials a thing or two about making his city safer.

"One idea I had was for the police to drive the SWAT vehicle around the city, put some fear in these criminals so they pack up and move somewhere else," he told the mayor and City Council members. Maybe the city needs a few more police officers, he added.

The criminals are "stalkers and cowards, walking and driving our streets waiting to strike," he wrote. "We have to watch out for each other."

And city officials have to get tough on crime. "If we can have zero tolerance in our elementary schools, then we should be able to go back to the '3 strikes and you're out of Brooklyn Park' rule. Let's do it," he told the council. "Please come up with more and better ways to enforce the laws so Brooklyn Park is a safer place to live."

"We need to get mean and we need to mean it. Thank you for listening," he said.

Logan has no shortage of ideas but said after the meeting that he had to come to the council because "I figured I couldn't start a whole program by myself.''

Deputy Police Chief Craig Enevoldsen couldn't agree more with Logan on some points: Neighbors watching out for neighbors and police patrols are good ideas.

But patrolling city streets with an armored SWAT vehicle? Well, not so practical.
 

Mota

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Pro 8 year old, public speaking is difficult at the best of times.

Poor kid, having all your electronics, all your save files stolen would be heart-breaking.
 

freeman123

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Without knowing anything about that burglars, I can almost guarantee you that this was drug related. Since drugs are illegal, dealers are taking a big risk in selling them. Because of this, drugs are expensive. Since drugs are expensive, addicts often have to resort to crime in order to pay for them. There are plenty of people who are addicted to legal drugs like tobacco and alcohol, but you never hear about them breaking into peoples' homes and stealing thousands of dollars worth of equipment to support their habit. That's because it's much easier to find ways to pay for those habits that don't involve breaking the law.

The solution is simple. End the war on drugs and make all drugs legal and crime will significantly decrease. Over half the people in prison right now are there for drug related crimes. Think of all the tax money we'd save if we weren't keeping all those people locked up.
 

Mr.Freeman

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I'd like to see a Shaft style movie with this kid.

"The big kids took his lunch money."

"Now he's out to put them in timeout."



"Permanently..."
 
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