4 days.

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

The time by which I miss Super Smash Brothers Brawl by choosing to serve a two-year LDS mission. Could this be the ultimate test of faith?

 

[GoldShadow]

Not worth it. Two years? Definitely go with Brawl.

 

[Xsyven]

It'll suck not having you as my doubles partner for Brawl. We were going to be "Wolf Puffs", which sounds strangely like a carnivore's breakfast cereal.

You should like, contract a serious, yet curable disease a week prior to leaving. That way, it's delayed, and you'll be bed ridden only to play smash until cured.

 

[GoldShadow]

Better yet, contract a serious incurable disease that will allow you to have a relatively normal lifespan; that way you never have to leave, you can just stay and play.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Better yet, contract a serious incurable disease that will allow you to have a relatively normal lifespan; that way you never have to leave, you can just stay and play.

Yeah, like AIDS

 

[Tom]

or gone a ria

 

[Wikipedia]

Having sex, in itself, to get AIDS or Gonorrhea nullifies ones "worthiness" to go on a mission according to the church. So that's out.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Having sex, in itself, to get AIDS or Gonorrhea nullifies ones "worthiness" to go on a mission according to the church. So that's out.

You can always pull a Ryan White.

 

[Wikipedia]

First, we have to make our friend here a hemophiliac.

 

[Crimson King]

You could just deny Christ. I am sure that would get you out of a mission.

 

[Livvers]

Hm, and here I was upset that I wouldn't get to play Brawl for a month after release. Your misery has at least made me feel better!

Lol, j/k j/k. It sucks that you're missing it by only 4 days. Hecks, maybe you will get sick. March is around the time of year that the weather starts changing. Plenty of opportunities for some serious illnesses

So I assume your mission work will be out in the middle of nowhere with no tv?

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Dang...where are those bitter aids guys that go around pricking people when you need them...

Middle of nowhere? Nah, cushy Fresno California. My new strategy is to find people looking for a change that happen to have Wii's. Maybe I'll baptism money match them. But anyways, glad my misfortune is good for something!

 

[Jam Stunna]

Maybe I'll baptism money match them.

That's the best idea I've ever heard.

 

[ender]

if you go on a mission you will def. get to play super smash bros heaven edition when you die for the rest of eternity!

 

[commonyoshi]

I'd honestly rather travel and meet people instead of playing a game, mission trip or not.

 

[Xsyven]

I'd honestly rather travel and meet people instead of playing a game, mission trip or not.

Ehhh... two years in Fresno with another missionary CONSTANTLY following you around, and watching/listening to anything that's not chuch appropriate, Brawl included, is against the rules.

Sorry to put it bluntly, Greased, but these people need to know that it's no picnic. :d

 

[Livvers]

Aw, no fun. Being in Fresno makes it seem like Brawl is so close, yet so far away then. Good luck with your missionary work =) It's admirable that you're willing to do something like that.

 

[Junpappy]

I have a confession Devin. When I heard that you were going to leave on your mission four days before Brawl's release I started thinking of ways to delay going on your mission so you get a chance to play Brawl. Like several other people before me, AIDS was the answer I came up with. So...when you came up to SLC for that tournament in January and stayed at my house...I decided to give it a try...

You're welcome.

 

[Xsyven]

Devin, get tested, get tested! :D

 

[Weed]

Jesus says brawl