HERE'S A STORY THAT'LL MAKE ANYONE LAUGH...
I am so incredibly P.O.’d right now.
Just twenty minutes ago, I was attempting 15 Minute Brawl with Pit, of course. It had all gone well; I was down to about thirty seconds and there had been twenty casualties.
However, a Bob-Omb spawned, killing two Alloys during its rampage at around 25 seconds. As you guys may know, a random character spawns after killing around 25 Alloys. It was Pikachu. But it being Pikachu doesn’t matter; it could’ve been any character.
Characters, unlike Alloys, pick up items that CPUs read as top priority. In this case, a Pokeball.
At around 17 seconds, Pikachu picked up a Pokeball. What came out?
KYOGRE. In other words, I had no hope. 15 seconds left… And it pushed me to my death.
AKA: a randomly-timed random character spawned at a random location and picked up a randomly spawned item, which randomly summoned an assured-death creature.
I am truly willing to bomb the headquarters of Sora Ltd. Not using my cheap stage, I mean killing Scrub-urai and his little, scrubby minions.
Hmph. I hope I see no TL;DR'ing.
Anyway, I'm about to try Samus. Just drop down and use her Screw Attack. Works pretty well; I got five kills in Cruel Brawl like that.