1000 ways to anger the internet

[Deleted member]

Basically the objective is to just post 100 things that will get you mauled on the internet for saying. I would prefer if one thing per post but it doesn't matter. Make sure you number it!! I'll start with:

1. Diss Ocarina of Time.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Nice idea, mate!

2.Say that Melee is a terrible game ​

 

[Deleted member]

Thanks

3. Admit to scalping Amiibos

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'll go with a simple, but nonetheless true one:

4.Say your opinion​

 

[Zatchiel]

5. Tell the truth

 

[Substitution]

6. Say that Gen One isn't the best gen.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

7.Says that [something] is better than [something else]

 

[MOI-ARI]

Say anything...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

9.Talk about Brawl in a competitive Smash discussion

 

[Substitution]

10. Claim you like Naruto.

 

[AEMehr]

11. Make a list of things that would anger the internet.

 

[Deleted member]

12. "Overused" meta jokes

 

[Geek]

13. Go on tumblr and wear a towel over your head and get called out by a SJW because "that is cultural appropriation! Only the people from Tekbadadorastein can do that!"

 

[Deleted member]

14. Go on tumblr and admit to being a straight white man and get called out by an SJW for being "naturally oppressive and problematic"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

15.Make a poorly made opinion on a YouTube comment and be called "autistic" by people who don't know what autism is.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

16. Make any mention of any religion.

 

[Deleted member]

(This just keeps getting more and more perfect )

17. Not hating the CDI zelda games

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

18.Insult a show in front of its fanbase

 

[Deleted member]

19. Not heralding Shovel Knight as the greatest indie game ever

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

20.Make an account on 4chan

 

[KingofPhantoms]

21. Say you play Call of Duty.

 

[Metalbro]

22. Pre-order 150 amiibos

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

23.Say that Nintendo never did any innovations in gaming (I know it'd piss ME off)

 

[Geek]

24. Mentioning Ferguson

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

25.Nazi jokes. That is all.

 

[Geek]

26. Saying Beyonce needs to fix her hair and then fans send you endless death threats.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

27.Saying that the Super Mario Bros. movie was good

 

[Zatchiel]

28. Unironically using this font size.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

29.Saying [enter character here] should(n't) be in Smash 4

 

[Omar_25]

30 saying smash 4 is a casual game for filthy casuals.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

31.Cyberbullying

 

[KingofPhantoms]

32. Saying you play Minecraft.

 

[Geek]

33. Being a heterosexual male.

 

[Omar_25]

34. Fandoms

 

[Metalbro]

35. OH NOEZ THEPIRATEBAY IS GONE

 

[Geek]

36. Bronies

 

[Metalbro]

37. Advertisements

 

[Fluttershy]

38. Talk badly about someone's Waifu

 

[Substitution]

39. Saying the prequels are better than the sequels.

 

[Zatchiel]

40. Going into a thread without reading anything but the OP title and asking a question