Smashboards

I didn't even get a chew-able vitamin or a sticker. But, it was nice to know there's nothing wrong with me.

I'm sure the Scoat has one big general hospital where you can get anything. Which reminds me. Is the Scoat like one big city on the island, or like a bunch of a little cities?

I'm too lazy to look on Google.

Hmm, it's like one sort-of-big city on a peninsula, surrounded by much smaller towns and such. But Halifax itself is split up into a bunch of different places again, so... it gets confusing.

We have, like, three hospitals, haha.

Oh, Nova Scotia is a peninsula? That's a bit more exotic than an island.

The bigger cities in SoCal have smaller cities in them, like Los Angeles and San Diego. It's kind of a hassle sending mail over there at times.

Oh, weird. I guess Halifax is kinda similar, because there are bunch of smaller "districts" within it.

Yeah, I could see how that would be a pain.

I'm guessing Canada has their mailing system in order, I never hear anything bad about it.

I also saw the Canada Post mail truck, it is very kawaii. They can make a whole series of mini adventures the kawaii Canada Post mail truck's adventures. The cool kids would dig it.

The Adventures of Kawaii Post!

I would watch it.

That has Studio Ghibli written all over it!

I can't wait for the story arc where Kawaii Post has to go all the way to Columbia to retrieve a package that got mis-routed from British Columbia.

Some pretty heavy stuff, but nothing that can deter Kawaii Post!

And they possibly run into a drug cartel, and there are swapped package shenanigans!

I wonder how they're going to pass off the "white powder" to little kids when that subject pops up. They might call it "hyper sugar" or "nosebleed flour."

I feel like Kawaii Post also needs a superpower. I'm thinking Kawaii Post has super armor when it goes past second gear, or it pops out a little propeller because that's Ghibli being Ghibli,

Why not both? I think it could also have wings that pop out of the sides, so it's like a little glider.

The little gliders on Kawaii Post would make everything +3 on block.

I also feel like Kawaii Post deserves lasers beams that shoot out from the headlights. The lasers turn anything they come in contact with into something silly like a woodland creature.

As long as it is kawaii, we can do anything!

Man, you should see Kawaii Post's fly/unfly combos.

I like how Kawaii Post has that jab reset after the fly/unfly combo to catch scrubs mashing out.

Kawaii Post is so godlike, it got invited to SBO and took EVO for how kawaii things can get when it's around.

The first Canadian to win Evo.

I wonder if that would be a historic day. Like, it's still AMERICA, so it'll count for us. And then the next day, the Japanese will complain because they misinterpreted the rules or Kawaii Post is banned from tournament play because of its kawaii infinite.

No johns

Probably, yeah. Kawaii Post is just too OP for its own good.

Especially Kawaii Post's super where it delivers a ton of kawaii to its unsuspecting victims.

I hear it leaves you with a permanent sideways limp.

That and it does ridiculous minimum damage! And it's unblockable.

I like the fact it's a full screen super too!

I also like the matchup Kawaii Post has with Fed-Ex Ground.

Too free

It has good matchups against UPS and Purolator too!