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Cockroaches and ducks are quite the mix! I bet they don't mingle well though.

Unfortunately, no.

The ducks have a free meal with a cockroaches, and the cockroaches have a free meal with the duck doo doo.

It's kind of a challenge to walk on the sidewalk sometime.

I'd imagine a moose doesn't take care of its business on sidewalks of the Scoat, which sounds refreshing to hear.

They keep to themselves, more or less. They are pretty polite, in retrospect.

I'd imagine if needed, they fight like gentlemen over who gets the rights to raid the tea field.

The one jerk animal we have here are raccoons. They like digging through people's yards and starting fights with mountain lions. I blame the schools.

Raccoons are the problem everywhere, I think.

Like THE PROBLEM. #theproblem

My grandmother told me when she was a child, her family would hunt raccoons and have them for dinner.

That's not THE PROBLEM, that's THE SOLUTION. #thesolution #tastelikechicken

Yeah, show 'em who's boss!

I wonder what raccoon actually tastes like, haha. I'm not really inclined to find out though.

I'm curious as well on how raccoon tastes. My grandmother told me it's like the dark meat of chicken with the right sauce.

Although, the last thing I want is to contract rabies or Animorph into a raccoon. I'd rather Animorph into something cool like a pterodactyl, but I haven't seen any of those around lately.

Animorph would be cool though! Gotta save the planet and stuff.

Did they save the planet? When those books were popular, I was like eight years old. All I remember was at the bottom right hand page, you could flip it like a cartoon to where they animorph.

MIND BLOWN!

I don't know, I think I burnt out on, like, volume 16 or something, haha.

I sure hope so!

Err, I cheated.

I went on the Animorph Wiki page to see how it ends. They had a good run.

But dem Yeerks doe. I bet they would cause more of a hoopla than Ebola.

I know, right?

I will probably have to go look it up now, and see how the series ended, haha.

It ended with a mature tone. I feel like Applegate gave the readers a sense that they're adults (or a bit older) now themselves.

Speaking of writing books, I feel like I should make a book that deals with droughts and Ebola.

I'll call it, "California : 2014 Edition Vol. 1" and make a shiny nickel or two.

Why is there ebola in California?

Someone was being tested for Ebola in Sacramento after they showed the symptoms . They had just came back from Africa, and were near Resident Evil status.

Everyone was losing their doo doo over the fact, then the test came back negative.

So now, everyone is safe and sound. I think people feel safer knowing Ebola is transmitted via fluid, and is not airborne.

I'm sure Canada's health care ain't too crazy like America's. I hear the physician gives you a bag of milk for a job well done.

Haha, if only. Milk is expensive, even bagged milk.

Canada's healthcare trumps America's in a lot of ways, but it still has some holes. It's only really, really good if you have insurance, so you know.

I have an insurance, but I have to wait a month to see a doctor. Even if I tell them I'll give them milk in plastic jugs, they still tell me I have to be put on a wait list.

Like last week, I had a physical, and the physical was for like only ten minutes. I waited a WHOLE MONTH to have someone tell me I was okay smh.

Oh, dear. Yeah, my doctor's wait list is pretty long as well. But that's pretty terrible.