"Oh man, I love YouTube. But you know what would make it better? Having the title, description, comments and pop up ad take up 1/4 of the screen horizontally; having the default viewing option load several scrolls down so that you're looking at reccommended videos for no reason while the ad plays and you have to scroll back up; and 5 second memes auto-loading into 4-hour Sonic video essays because oh damn I guess my settings got changed. All of those things would make this platform the best it can truly be."
