Recent content by ThatInsaneKid

1169. People who try to post rules but don't number them need to be kicked in the balls. 1170. When a woman gets an abortion, she really just gets Falcon Punch'd. 1171. Don't stop abortion, stop Captain Falcon. 1172. FilmCow is the ultimate source of comedy. 1173. If you haven't seen "The Cloak"...

1138. Indeed, many rules have been repeated. 1139. Sheik is Zelda on birth control. 1140. Zelda is addicted to birth control. 1141. Somehow, Zelda can reverse the immense effects of her birth control within a matter of seconds. 1142. Conclusion: Zelda is a mutant transsexual. :o

1095: There are currently several number sequences going, and this is a problem. 1096: This is the most correct sequence, therefore it should be followed. 1097: Killing the proper sequence shall not be tolerated. 1098: Most people would have followed rule 1097 with a "Can't let you do that...

Surprisingly, I like The Summit best. Mostly. Shin Onishigama is like, the shiz. Mostly because I looovveee guitar solos and the like. :3

501. Shiek is a failed Captain Falcon clone (See: Fox's Arwing's shattered cockpit). 502. Shiek is actually the result of Zelda having overdosed on birth control pills. 503. If you hate Sakurai, you must make posts detailing what you would do to him if you were to meet him in person. 504...

Mario. I HATE Level 9 Marios. They always Cape me while I'm recovering. Especiall when I play as Bowser. And yes, I almost always play with computers. I have no friends. :[

First, unlock all the characters. That's kind of a no-brainer. I just played through Subspace, but there are a lot of quick way to unlock all the characters and stages at the same time. After that, just play matches against friends/sibilings (or comps if the first two aren't available). You...

Best wall of text I've ever encountered. Ever. If only playing Brawl was cool around where I live... >>;;;; Also, you're missing an "e" at the end of each "moral". Because right now you're talking about one's personal beliefs, not their attitude, which would be "morale". *shot for being a...

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Make Bowser's Flying Slam immune from the captive's influence, and increase distance he can travel laterally. BOWSERBROKEN

"Otacon, Samus just took her clothes off!" Every pervert's dream, witnessed by Snake within minutes after meeting her. -.-;;;

You know you've played too much Brawl when you lose all non-videogame related intelligence, therefore being unable to spell "too" correctly. ... TORCHED!!

You know you suck at Brawl (and life, in general) when you ask where, in the name of Sakurai, Master Chief is in the Brawl Roster, why he isn't in Smash Bros., or included him in your Roster Wishlist for Brawl. This statement is also true for Naruto and those of his franchise, any other Anime...

I've got two. Except they're not the good kind of memorable. :[ First! After reading loads about how Lucas could basically **** Boss Battles on Intense, I decided to try him out.I beat it with relative ease, much to my surprise. "LUCAS IS A GODDD!!" I shouted, the clear screen popping up...

Make sure you're not pressing it in any direction when you turn it on or the base thing in, or that'll make that direction the new neutral. :\