Recent content by smilingmadman

^ Has never tasted cold, hard steel. < Lives as if tomorrow shall never come V Knows the TRUTH about that interdimensional gateway in Mall of America...

The rAt, You're just like my long-lost clone same-person-as-me. You had me at "Hello." I had mixed emotions about WW's cartoonish look, but from the get-go I was excited to play this new Zelda with the crazy-cool visual style. But when the little jack@$$ flies around with a flaming toosh and...

Hurt those horrific, nightmare-inducing Ice Climbers.

Jimmy Neutron lacks Any kind of fashion sense And what's with his hair?! I'm BEGGING you to write a haiku about being desperate.

^Listens to Backstreet Boys <Has never heard of Backstreet Boys V Is a Backstreet Boy

Sometimes, sacrifices must be made to benifit the greater good. Sure, some of us might not make it out alive, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

Heal Luigi, hurt Mewtwo

Accoustic guitars! They're so cool, I'll buy them all! Electric ones, too! Write me a haiku about officially going insane. I mean, like, you got the reports back from the lab and everything.

I don't think I can wait long enough for E3 to come around. Alright, here's the plan... a buncha yous guys gotta meet me at the Nintendo HQ in Japan... I'll bring the grappling hooks and piton guns, and you all just make sure you're wearing all black so you won't be seen when we "infiltrate"...

Kill the Ice Climbers.

Well, since the debate has switched to "what actions would be assigned to what buttons," I'll put in my two cents. Even though right now, all hope I have in my body is geared toward the whole Revolution thing NOT happening. Well, as far as I know, the only buttons the controller will have...

NeoPets are cool! Wait... did I really say that?! That was such a lie! If you're gonna write a haiku, make it about Wow of Wowcraft.

I hear ya, man. I hear ya. In my humble opinion, there is NOTHING good about that rumor. I didn't really think about it like that until you said it, The rAt. If playing this on the Revo really IS supposed to be a bonus, there would have to be no limitations by doing so. And I really can't...

I get electrified so bad, I can barely stand it... yet somehow, I pull off Judgement of the Crusader on the next poster, enabling up to 30 additional light damage per hit. That should add some power to my pitiful level 7 two-handed mace.

Hurt only Game & Watch.