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Exegguter

Exegguter

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  • z00ted
    OH YEAH

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    im reading GeneralWoodman's posts... -dead-
    GeneralWoodman
    Meet me somewhere *****! Give me an ADDRESS! I know your sleeping with your mom, just an egg in that BIRD'SNESS. Your last rhyme was whack and as a matter of fact, if that rap was spit in my hood, you'd be no longer BLACK. These stupid rhymes your spittin man i wouldn't pay a dime, but my **** has dat flow wit my swag it's sublime. It's about time we did this **** with real power and Real might! Cuz with the bite I'm bringing you'll have your *** set OUT-RIGHT! AND NO its not the wii game, I'm talkin bout a real fight. I can see it right now, ****ing you and ****ing me, I'm take this clip and...wait hold up gotta pee. Whip out my ****, yeah that's how its gonna be. I'll hold back a little and make my weapons tiddle, throwing lefts and rights, but i take you in the middle. Put out your lights? nah, I'll just dim em. So that way i can make you think my skills ain't up in em But then i reassure you as i eat my Turkish Simit. I was gone for a while, but this one only took a minute.
    GeneralWoodman
    Your all washed up, lemme get you a hearse! When this battle is over i want none of my **** in your verse! Your coming off like OJ, accept your *** will get caught. WHATS THAT!? A BRONCO!? Just as i thought. Andalé! Andalé! Baby move fast, I'm with your mom and she takes it up the ***! You walk in the house and I'm moving right past. One punch and your in a ****ing cast. I got your mom waiting right by the phone. The ***** is anxious cuz she knows I take it home. She knows about my swag and the streets i roam. I GOT THE ****ING WORDS THAT WILL MAKE HER WHOLE BODY MOOOOAAAAAN! So come on little boy go and look up some new words. Make a rhyme about Exegg, cuz you know hes a fat turd ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    Got a blunt in ya mouth, take that blunt to your face…get off your ****ing *** go and run in a race. Get a lawyer, Tom sawyer, go and beat up the case. I mean, what a disgrace, I’ll put you back in your place. Can I call you Bob Sagot? On your face is a maggot? Every come over here and holla at exegg da ***ot! tomorrow you'll come to school, grab your bag, get your gear ready, but in ten years, while you eat, you’ll have a beer belly.
    Time and time again man i told you to chill. The whole community says your fake and now i know that it's real. Your coming out snapping like your from North Korea, a million miles away, but guess what? i can see ya. Your fitted up with some diamonds and pearlz,. While you look at yourself ima holla at cha girl. Wait!? Is that her, she’s like twelve years old! You ****ed her hand, made her pregnant, must’ve paid her in gold. Did you forget to wash your hands? forgot you dropped a bomb? I think I saw you last night on this season of Teen Mom. ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    Your name is Exegg and your a real big *****. I'll crack your humbty dumpty ***, fall right on your TUSHY! Hows it like at Walmart? Sleeping in a shopping cart? You'll take your great fall down the hall of this ****ing mart. I can use whatever DAWG, i REINVENT their ****, like chocolate flavored EGGNOG! Take your fat *** to the slaughter, just like a FAT HOG! You come home from school, go and play some call of duty. Shoot some **** up like your trapped in a movie. But in my backpack is some REAL **** *****! And ima test it out on this head shot HOODIE! ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    You will not get rid of me! I'm everybody's enemy! Now wait...who da the ****? I FEED OFF EVERYBODY'S ENERGY!!!!
    I WILL NOT LOSE! NEVER EVER CRUMBLE DOG! See me? got something to say!? WELL DON'T MUMBLE DOG! Your just a firecracker! *****-man, I'm still a bomb! Takes 8 of you to bring me down!? WHAT IZ YOU DOING WRONG? Everybody gonna laugh at your funeral!!! And since you like to dance so much, your not too free when we viewing you! And not only you it's a few of you! AND SINCE YOU LIKE TO ACT LIKE A *****, WHEN I SEE YOU... I'M DOING YOU! ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    Your not better than me ***ot so just stop and debate. I'll kick your *** real fast man, stop wit tha' hate! Your rhymes don't flow *****! Clean tha slate. Don't try to change your **** because its wayyy too late. While i'm ****ing hot *****es at my huge *** estate, you're at your moms, with your palms, you start to masturbate ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    Your the type to go hook up with a click. You be with her for 8 years while she's suckin' my ****. You be leavin' for work and I'll be back at the house. When you coming I'll be leaving out the back like a mouse :3
    GeneralWoodman
    How the **** are you a pimp? I mean it's really perplexing. Every minute of the day, it's your mom that your texting ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    Well since you like to dance so much your not to free when we viewing you. And not only you its a few of you, and since you like to act like a ***** when i see you, I'm doing you! ;)
    GeneralWoodman
    somethings wrong with me
    I'm always called a "freak"
    cuz all I do is pop this speed
    this adderall is all I need
    GeneralWoodman
    A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick *******..
    GimR
    I think I posted a couple things on it. I wasn't a static member though :p
    milesg2g
    if you can get some others from the Jiggz boards to support you on this I'll add you as fourth, so far the Jiggz list looks legit.
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