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Eden Rocks
Hey kids! It's Eden Rocks, the best oldest Smash 4 commentator in the world! After being a (low-rent!) Hollywood actor, professional poker player, and world-class pop/rock music composer (actually, I still am that!), I'm bringing my talents to the ESports South Beach that is Smash 4 commentary!
Mission statement:
There is a *huge* disparity in this community between the product the best players in the world deliver consistently, and the accompanying commentary for that product! There is a tremendous need for better commentary, and I am sharpening the tip of my walking stick, dyeing my hair, memorizing millenial lingo, and answering the call! (but no, that was a joke; I won't be dyeing my hair, that's for F boys)
Stay tuned for links to my commentary and other wonderous content!
Mission statement:
There is a *huge* disparity in this community between the product the best players in the world deliver consistently, and the accompanying commentary for that product! There is a tremendous need for better commentary, and I am sharpening the tip of my walking stick, dyeing my hair, memorizing millenial lingo, and answering the call! (but no, that was a joke; I won't be dyeing my hair, that's for F boys)
Stay tuned for links to my commentary and other wonderous content!
- Birthday
- Feb 17, 1982 (Age: 42)
- Location
- Providence, Rhode Island
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Salesman
- Smash 64 Main
- Fox
- Melee Main
- Yoshi
- Brawl Main
- Luigi
- Smash Wii U Main
- Mega Man
Contact
- edentheory1
Signature
Eden Rocks! The best oldest commentator in the world. How does it feel, knowing that Sakurai made this game for old-ass 80's kids like me?
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