CommanderRed

Now this is a story all about hwo
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Peach main of a town called Perry

In West Perry Born and Raised
On the drums is where I spent
Most of my days
Chillin' out, Maxin', Relaxin' all cool
Playing some Melee outside of school

When A couple of douchebags who were up to no good
started spamming bairs in my neighborhood
I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared
She said "You're livin' in Perry, so go grow a pair".

I stitchfaced and clubbed her every day
But she shined and dashed me off the stage
She gave me a down C and that was my ticket
On the next set I said "Might as well counter-pick it"

SS tier, yo this is bad!
Fighting some foxes kicking my ass
Is this what the people of SoCal living like?
Hmm, this might be alright

But wait I hear they're ******, rage-quitty, all that
Is this the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Peach of SoCal

Well the plane landed and when I came out
There was a fox main standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get shined yet
I just got here
I sprang with a shine and Di'ed right out of there

I whistled for the cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Falcon" with dice in the mirror
If anything I could say this cab was low tier
But I thought "Nah, forget it", "Yo holmes, to SoCal!"

I pulled up to the tourney about 7 or 8
I yelled to my cabbie "Yo holmes play you later!"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the peach main of SoCal.