Recent content by Bragi

Hey, this is Jordan, Ancient Literature Dude, YouTube reader of ancient languages and retro videogame enthusiast. I've always liked doing impressions, and since people tell me that I sound like Vader anyway I figured I would read the Smash Ultimate theme song as the Dark Lord of the Sith...

I saw that 4th place doubles result with Bowser! Congrats on that. And major congrats to Zigsta for his PR placing. Bowser needs to be on more Power Rankings.

Major congrats to BSP. I've been wondering when he was finally going to get recognized on the PR. He's been making at least top five in tournament with freaking Luigi, Sonic, and Mario forever. That's just crazy.

I have to renounce my lurkerdom for one day, because this was too fun a tournament to go without comment. Roni - You're too beastly, and I'm sorry I couldn't put up more of a fight against your Falco. Still, Sonata Arctica rules. Trint - That was a great set, man, and I'm really...

I approve this message. Long live the Koopa King.

Thank you very much. Unfortunately, I don't think any of my matches got recorded, because only one of the Wii's I saw had an infinite replay code, and I didn't see any replays being saved or any recording equipment. I really regret that we didn't get to have that Bowser ditto a while back...

LOST 6 5th out of 25 Atlantic South Louisiana Offline September $5 entry fee, $2 venue fee Normal Bowser http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=285764 I finally actually placed as Bowser. I'm so happy. And I went Bowser, and only Bowser.

Zigsta, that's awesome. Mega kudos to you for placing that well with Bowser (especially with players like Jnig and Hyro in there).

I have to disagree about the ease of playing Bowser, but only partially. He's kind of a weird character. The basics are very easy to pick up with him; for general purposes there's not a whole lot of skill involved in Klaw Hopping or his ledge game or whatever. But his grab release game is...

For general purposes, I don't think there's anything manlier than the Up Taunt. Ganondorf's evil laugh is second only to maybe Ted Dibiase's. At the end of a match, I usually just Uair all over the place. Every once in a while I Warlock Punch for the fun of it.

Although it is most admirable to nominate the Captain for this honor, I must say that it is a matter of popular myth that his moveset is entirely fabricated. Allow me to share some of the scholarly research I have conducted into Captain Falcon's most epic and manliest moves. Let's remember...

After listening to F-Zero GX's ending music 1337 times in a row I have finally discovered the origins of some of the Captain's most extreme moves. Nipple Stomp/Nipple Thrust--Captain Falcon's dreaded spike was discovered on the grueling coastline of medieval North America, where the miniature...

I was actually just inspired by the spirit of the Falcon to such a degree that I had a Falcongasm and was shown the mystery of another sacred move. Heels of Vindication--Falcon's dreaded Dsmash is perhaps historically his most interesting move of all, originating in a double roundhouse kick...

I just wanted to thank the Captain Falcon board for providing the scholarly clarification for me to educate a sad nonbeliever I encountered about the historical veracity and unquestionable manliness of Captain Falcon's move set, which I post here in full. Son, I never thought I would see the...

Well they say all men are created equal. But you take one look at Cyphus, and you take one look at Cyphus's beard, and you can see that that statement is not true. You see, normally, when you go up against another Smasher, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But you see, Cyphus is a genetic...