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You Wake Up as your Main

~Peachy~

Creator of delicious desserts
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I'd probably call Bowser to move my kidnapping appointment 5 minutes back because Toad and I are going shopping. And afterwards I'm going to play tennis,golf, baseball, and ride on my go kart.;)
 

chubb-o-wub

Smash Journeyman
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Midwest
I'd be even more confused, N.A.G.A.C.E, for I either turn into a genderless robot, that or a Pokemon that scribbles on people's faces after I sing. The second would either put me in an alternate dimension like Pokemon mystery dungeon, or I make all Pokemon reality and completely remake the history of Earth. You're just a princess who turns into a ninja that can't clearly show if he/she's a girl or not.
 

Onomanic

Heaven Piercer
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I would be like, "When was I blonde, blue eyed and pointy eared?"

And than I would wonder I can't talk at all.

After wards I would go on a quest to save Hyrule.

:p

For Fox, I would get in my Arwing and fly around. I always wanted to fly.

For Pika, I would run around after my dog (not shocking him) and laugh at him be all freaked by this new, strange creature.

For Shiek, I would ninja around, do ninja stuff and ....... well..... be fast and stuff. Also combo fat people.


For Marth, I would wonder why I'm a gay prince with more femininity most of the female cast. Than probably get ***** by fangirls.

For Falco, I would collect bread and tell people hand off of it. :p

Thats it.
 

bijoux

Smash Cadet
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KILLadelphia
I would be severely freaked out.
Waking up as a man is not exactly my idea of a good morning.
Then I'd probably go falcon punch some ****.
 

PKSkyler

Smash Lord
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Apr 25, 2008
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San Diego
Oh man, If I woke up as Ness?

Hypnotize people for fun, burn stuff, thunda stuff, blow up stuff with pk flash and rockin, teleport around, read people`s minds, etc. etc.

Ever since I was a little kid I always wanted psychic powers.

Only problem would be that im 13 again....but its not that far from being 15.
 

[FBC] ESAM

Smash Legend
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Feb 17, 2008
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Pika?
Roll around in my bed, sneeze, and electricute the whole building by accident. Then when people are angry, I roll around all cute and continue this trend until Ash finally comes to see me after his 7 years of staying home and abandoning me in Saffron City.
 

MarthFanatique

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I would go around flying w/ my new wings; I would wreak havok w/ my uber light-bending arrows!
OR
I would flip-kick someone in midjump and do a faceplanter on 'em!
Who am I?
 

TheBrokenDoll

Smash Rookie
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Perhaps question when I became obsessed with green articles of clothing, and why my brother is such an attention grabbing harlot. And why I was male.
 

Sosuke

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After I'm done bombing people I'd go do little-kid things like "play"...or whatever kids do.
I forgot. ._.
Ohhh!
And I'd make sure NOTHING happened to my clothes.
<3 the clothes.
 

MPH Deku

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the sea of unconsciousness
Okay, to bump up my thread, I'll post what I'd do if I woke up as my alts.

Ike - Well, I'd immediatly go out and buy a high-quality sword. It'd be no Ragnell, but I could make do. Then, I'd probably take up vigilante justice or something.

Zelda/Sheik - Go into my closet and touch myself.

Lucario - First check my gender, just to be safe. Then I'd escape from home and just travel a bit, probably. I'd threaten people for services with aura attacks, so I wouldn't need money.

Kirby - Eat, be merry, and perhaps overthrow the president.
 

Foxtrotter

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Okay, to bump up my thread, I'll post what I'd do if I woke up as my alts.

Ike - Well, I'd immediatly go out and buy a high-quality sword. It'd be no Ragnell, but I could make do. Then, I'd probably take up vigilante justice or something.

Zelda/Sheik - Go into my closet and touch myself.

Lucario - First check my gender, just to be safe. Then I'd escape from home and just travel a bit, probably. I'd threaten people for services with aura attacks, so I wouldn't need money.

Kirby - Eat, be merry, and perhaps overthrow the president.
I just had the mental image of a Bat-Ike... Oh, lord, somebody save me. .___.
 

Micahc

Smash Ace
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Cry because Mewtwo's not in Brawl and I loaned my copy of Melee to a friend.

Then I'd just go blow up the world with my mind, and then make a new one.
 

Chris Lionheart

Smash Champion
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Now that I think about it the first thing I would do (as Marth) would be to remove the hairband/tiara.

Then I would shave the mullet and find a look that suits me better (a bit more armor mainly. I would keep the cape because its really awesome.)

Then I would join the army and kick some terrorist ***!

Who needs a gun when you have Falchion?
 

FangzV

Smash Journeyman
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Keeping board records with Red Koopa.
I'm IC main sooo...

"Who the hell are you, why're you in my bed, what the **** is with your eyes, and it's the middle of summer wtf's with the coat?"

I would have Nana (or Popo, depending on color) next to me.
 

Psylark

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I'd wonder how the heck I got such a squealy voice, and then go and jump on my-less-cartoony self's head. Just because he's bigger, and I want to be annoying.

Yes, I'm Toon Link.
 

Lord Viper

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If I wake up as my main, I will always be hungry. XD

Get it, Kirby and he's always hungry.... ok that's not funny, but it would be cool to wake up as a star warrior with great reputation.
 

Sonic527

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Pennsylvania
I would either notice I'm Sonic right away, try to see how fast I go then hit a wall since I just went out of bed or wonder why my voice is so annoying.
 

Browny

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id be more worried about why your head is suddenyl the biggest part of your body lol

same applies for sonic too :p
 

OmegaXXII

Fire Emblem Lord/ Trophy Hunter
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Zelda/Sheik - Go into my closet and touch myself.

Kirby - Eat, be merry, and perhaps overthrow the president.
Zelda/Sheik touching herself in the dark? now that's freaky :laugh:

Kirby overthrowing the president, how cool would that be, no better yet Bowser shouls, since he's already like the King of Koopa's so why not the world

Watch out Black Knight, here comes the Dark Knight!
when I saw this I laughed ^_^

10laughs
 

Roymyboy284

Smash Journeyman
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Enter the olympics. (Don't bother buying me a ticket I can run to bejing.)

or...

Go on a covet stealth mission.

or...

Fight for my friends.

or...

Wonder why my head is not in proportion to my body.

or...

Make someone show me their moves.

or...

Lock myself in a closet.

or...

Protect my bread.

EDIT: Bet you can't guess them all.
 

Snowstalker

Smash Ace
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Jan 25, 2008
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I would:

Eat tons of fruit, then wonder why a plumber is sitting on me.

Play millions of sports, then beat the crap out of Bowser.

Go sailing.

Eat everything in sight.

Destroy Mario once and for all.

Make bacon.

Order a monster to clobber dat der Kirby.

Go ghost hunting.

Go and win a swordfighting contest, then take off my mask.

Play baseball.


Guess them all.
 

Neon Ness

Designated Procrastinator
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There are waaay too many "I'd wonder why I was female then touch myself/ stare at myself/ feel myself" posts. You all are frightening me.

If I was Ness I'd wonder why my head was so huge and WHY AM I NO LONGER BLACK!? Also, I'd find random people in the street, yell "This bat's for you!", and homerun the mess out of them.

If I was Mario, I would cape cupcakes so that they turned into grenades. The two are obviously opposites.
 
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