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You Wake Up as your Main

Chileno4Live

Smash Ace
Joined
Feb 21, 2008
Messages
661
Location
Almere, The Netherlands
NNID
Xyronith
3DS FC
0731-5336-4808
if i would wake up as my my main i would:
#1, Ask myself why having so much hair/fur and take aq shower cause of the living things inside me. After i would safe the universe from WOLF

#2 Ask myself how i get to skinny and go back to my gameboy

#3 Taking my clothes of and looking at the big things on my chest. Then put my clothes back on and transform to a ninja like woman and kill everyone with needles.
 

HNTR

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jul 27, 2008
Messages
1
Location
California
I'd pick some Pikmin.
...
I think I'd be happy by just doing that.
I'd probably throw them at my friends or something.
 

The Kenth

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jul 24, 2008
Messages
22
Location
Northern Norway (T_T)
1 - I would wake up, scream "YOUR TO SLOW!!!", then run around in circles, becoming a ball and jump on a string, i'd also have some freakin spicky hair, and i wonder why i colored it blue...

2 - I would wake up, scream "CANT LET U DO THAT, STAR FOX", then get my long range gun, and start cutting up breakfest with mah claws, then drive around in mah ship and id use my RED down special to reflect footballs and ****.
 

Twisted

Smash Cadet
Joined
Apr 15, 2007
Messages
47
Location
Cape Coral, FL
1 (pokemon trainer) : I'd use my uber first gen pokemon to attack anything that moved.
2 (Zamus) : I'd spend the next week trying to figure out how I got huge breasts.
 

Sonic on the Rocks

Smash Lord
Joined
Apr 3, 2008
Messages
1,241
Location
In your base, killing your d00ds.
Prosses of waking up as Sonic:
1. WHERE THE **** ARE MY CLOTHES!?!
2. Get over it and steal the Chaos Emeralds to go super
3. Laugh maniacly as I lay waste to the lands
4. Scream in fear as Amy chases me

Prosses of waking up as Toon Link:
1. Wonder how my neck can support my head
2. Get the Wind Waker and have fun with the winds
3. Recover from slaps
4. Repeat
 

Proud_Smash_N00b

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 4, 2007
Messages
873
Location
La Mirada, California
If that happened I would end up with a questionable sexual orientation =[
Shove swords up people a****
Would be able to watch Raw anime =]
I could double jump and suddenly jump freakishly high =]
I would be suspended for bringing my sword to school
I would trip very often
(Marth)
 

Cheesedork

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Messages
172
Location
Montana
1 - I would roll around at the speed of sound
I'd have places to go
I'd have to follow my rainbow
I couldn't stick around, would have to keep moving on
I wouldn't know what's ahead
But I'd know there's only one way to find out

2 - Stare at my hair all day
Then go laugh at that guy in the Ultimate Safe Machine

3 - Do a bunch of poses in quick succession
Then eat LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!!
 

Marshie

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Jul 30, 2006
Messages
97
Location
Vancouver B.C.
I wouldnt get out of bed, I would already be standing, attempting to exit my room, only to find I can only move in left and right
 

Puffs

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 15, 2007
Messages
763
I can't sing. So if I could actually hurt people with my horrible singing instead of just embarrassing myself, I'd totally go for it.
 

M@v

Subarashii!
Joined
Oct 13, 2007
Messages
10,678
Location
Pittsburgh, PA
I'd walk outside, and say "LLLAAANNNDDMMMASSSTTEEEERRRR!!!!" Then go have some fun.

After having some fun in the tank I'd jump in an arwing.
 

Ishiey

Mother Wolf
BRoomer
Joined
May 20, 2008
Messages
7,292
Location
Land's End (NorCal)
Wolf - wake up and realize I can't play brawl cause I have claws. Go outside, get in my landmaster, destroy anything that has to do with falco, MK, DDD, and chaingrabbing, and take all of falco's pizza cake and bread.

ROB - wake up and realize I can't play brawl cause I don't really have any fingers. Go outside, charge my lazers, destroy anything that has to do with falco, MK, DDD, and chaingrabbing, and take all of falco's pizza cake and bread.

Captain Falcon - wake up and realize I can't play brawl cause the lack of hitstun makes me cry. Enjoy my supreme manliness and pawnch everything that gets in the way of me being manly. Unless its too fast for me to punch, in which case it would be knee'd for great justice. Go outside, get people to show me their moves, destroy anything that has to do with me not getting laid, and take all of falco's pizza cake and bread.
 

AlexX

Smash Ace
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
651
For Ike I'd save the world from a conspiracy that goes back almost 1000 years, as well as finally show the world that there's nothing gay about hugging your best friend. I was going to say "fight for my friends" as well, but then I remembered I already do that.

As Olimar I'd pluck myself some new friends and go treasure hunting together with them and my old ones.
 

Speedsk8er

Smash Champion
Joined
Apr 16, 2006
Messages
2,212
Location
Raleigh, NC
I'd wake up next to Nana?

**** YEAH. Life is good.

Then I'd bang the hell outta her.

>_________________________>
 

Razmakazi

Smash Champion
Joined
May 30, 2008
Messages
2,446
Location
Hawthorne, CA
Marth - Searches frantically for my wien0r.

Zelda - Searches frantically for my wien0r.

R.O.B - Searches frantically for my wien0r.
 

M E T A

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jul 16, 2008
Messages
16
Location
Atlanta, GA
-fly around
-slash things in half with my sword

..or

-wonder how i got so fat
-order waddle dees around
 

Banjodorf

Dynamic Duo
Joined
Nov 15, 2007
Messages
8,455
NNID
bluefalcon27
3DS FC
2105-8715-5493
Well, if I woke up as Diddy, I'd probably stretch, eat a banana, beat the living hell out of kremlings just because I can, then go hang out with DK.

Yup, all before lunch.
 

Agi

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 27, 2008
Messages
1,120
Location
SE Washington
Well, for one thing, i would freak out because i realize i'm a ninja :) then freak out, because i realize i'm female :ohwell:
 

Neon Ness

Designated Procrastinator
Joined
Jul 10, 2008
Messages
3,631
I don't mean any offense, Kros, but something about your avatar frightens me...
 

Johnthegalactic

Smash Lord
Joined
Apr 19, 2008
Messages
1,155
Location
None of your business
I would be very confused, have to get rid of all my clothes, buy new clothes, be confused, relearn how to go to the bathroom, stick my head out farther when checking if my shoes are untied.

Sig explains things...
 

brod1986

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Jul 5, 2008
Messages
85
Location
UK
I'd probably wake up not notice untill i put my socks on, notice that i have a yellow furry foot then run to the mirror and scream at seeing myself as a picachu and at the same time discharge some electricity without meaning too, it would bounce off the morror and put me back to sleep.
 
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