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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

WEZL

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Probably a stupid question, but is this real? Someone with access to a fire extinguisher and a train/subway go test it out.
 

DFEAR

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troll science at work, one would have to weigh way less than the force of the extinguisher o.o
 

MLEsis

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I think we all had stuff like that...like with me i hate that "this is he" is correct and "this is him" isn't. That sounds mad ******** to me
Love you for knowing that.

"Is Emily there?"

"This is she."

"Why do you say that?"

or how 'bout this...

"I can't find my earrings."

"Are these they?"

The usual response-
"wat."
 

Comrade

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Memphis
Love you for knowing that.

"Is Emily there?"

"This is she."

"Why do you say that?"

or how 'bout this...

"I can't find my earrings."

"Are these they?"

The usual response-
"wat."
It all comes back to certain tenses having a tendency to swap the order of words around.

"She is this" and "They are these" are the original forms of those phrases... they just sound odd when you swap them around (which is allowed in the english language)

The more you know.
 

Mike G

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Too long didn't read


Although judging from first post, it has something to do with females and stupidity. lawl
 

ph00tbag

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9x+9

Just sayin'
(note: the digits of any number divisible by nine [such as 9x+9] will equal a number divisible by nine. If they add up to a multiple of nine that is greater than nine, the other factor is at least two digits.)
 

ph00tbag

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If one tweaked one's jump just so, you could time the jump so that while your center of gravity is continuing in a parabolic path, you appear to be hovering for slightly longer than you would otherwise. The force of the extinguisher jet might give a little bit of thrust, but not much. Otherwise, I don't see why a jump of that distance and height is impossible for a normal human. The difficulty is making it look like you're being pushed along by the fire extinguisher.
 

theONEjanitor

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I actually know the guy who invented the down right fierce line , it's weird how far it's gone. It was originally just a line in a rap battle
 

Tommy_G

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Miami, FL
(note: the digits of any number divisible by nine [such as 9x+9] will equal a number divisible by nine. If they add up to a multiple of nine that is greater than nine, the other factor is at least two digits.)
Try 9(x+1)

Thus making every number you choose divisible by 9 at the end of the computations ( 9*(x+1)

One of the rules of multiples of 9 is that the digits of a number divisible by 9(i.e. any number gotten from the above calculations) added together equals 9

[Collapse=Examples]9, 9=9
18, 1+8=9
27, 2+7=9
36, 3+6=9
45, 4+5=9
54, 5+4=9
63, 6+3=9
72, 7+2=9
81, 8+1=9
90, 9+0=9
99, 9+9=18, 1+8=9
108, 1+0+8=9
117, 1+1+7=9
67575870, 6+7+5+7+5+8+7+0=45, 4+5=9.....67575870/9=7508430[/collapse]

^^^I take unimportant things way too far.
 
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