Wish Corruptor

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but the meaning of life is eating ice cream on a couch all day long while waiting to die.

I wish I was a math wiz.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're a math wiz in ****** world.

 

[LethalFishEater]

I wish my iPod held more music and would never break and I always had headphones to listen w/ that worked

 

[Link Lord]

Granted. Your batteries explode and you can't fix it because you can't break it open.

I wish more people knew about me not despising Toon Link anymore.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but in return you STFU about you saying that you no longer despising Toon Link.

I wish I remembered to make a wish before.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you wished you lived on the streets. I corrupted it by taking away your arms and legs.

I wish we got some real gameplay for GHWT. I just watched a video of three guys playing it, but they only showed the game screen for five seconds.

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted. Gorillas Hurling White Turnips (the video game) videos show up on youtube the next day. I wish Guitar Hero World Tour was out now and I had the money to buy it, and it didn't suck.

 

[quatripain]

granted,it has one song
i wish L block was in and god tier

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, you have to kill 200 alloys in cruel brawl to get him

I wish for that s'more

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, I shove it down your throat, and you choke.

Life at the top of the stairway is lonely. I wish I had some company.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted. Michael Jackson comes and he brings you to a little place called "Wonderland" if you know what I mean.

I wish for a bazooka that doesn't kill me.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, it kills your best friend instead.

I wish I had the everlasting gobstopper of Willy Wonka legend.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it lasts so long it breaks your teeth, gums, jaw and eventually your head.

I wish that my friend didn't use leet speak in real life at times.

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, now you speak leet ALL THE TIME. I wish I had a cooler name.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it's Brrrrrrrr (cooler = colder).

I wish Mario Kart Wii had snaking.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you perform it in slow motion and you get no boost.

I wish that I owned 59% of one square foot of land.

 

[47drift]

Granted. It's in the ocean.

I wish that I could still find and afford a new and working AE-86 Toyota Trueno.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, there is no key

I wish for a LOL

 

[Frown]

Granted, you happen to laugh when you hear the number of deaths on September 11th. And everybody hates you from that point.

I wish I wouldn't get run over by a truck.

 

[LethalFishEater]

Granted, you get run over by a train. I wish I had a non-toxic peanut butter sandwich that couldn't kill me or cause me bodily harm in any way.

 

[Eriatarka]

Granted, but your run-of-the-mill sandwich leaves you feeling bored and vaguely unfulfilled..

I wish for a new series of Futurama.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it has all new voice actors and has removed Dr. Zoidburg from the cast.

I wish I had the right tech. to make a sweet machinama.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but you eat it because it's made of candy.

I wish I was Zelda, with the same moves from Brawl, except for the Sheik transformation, which is replaced by a swift kick to the crotch, causing the other Brawlers to suffer massive blood losss and cause a phenomenon called "Pasta De La Crotch". :D

 

[Tahuman]

Granted, but you have very weak magic and so your attacks are ineffective.

I wish I was the god of awesome fore eternity

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, but Encyclopedia Brittanica makes a new definition of awesome "awesome-a term for an uber noob". I wish i was immortal and I wouldn't age after my 25th year in existence. I don't care that I have to watch everyone I know die either, so don't use that.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but your sex drive wastes as time goes by.

I wish that I was Peach for a year. :D

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you get kidnapped by Gimpy 363 days that year. (Christmas and Easter ^.^)

I wish Pokemon Shiny Gold would save on my computer.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, you get kidnapped by Gimpy 363 days that year. (Christmas and Easter ^.^)

I wish Pokemon Shiny Gold would save on my computer.

It explodes.
I wish that This wish will get corrupted.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you don't protect yourself so you explode.

I wish Ike didn't fight for his friends.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, he masterbates all day long

I wish Sora was playable

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted,k but he sucks.
I wish that I had all of Zelda's magic and strength and wisdom.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted,k but he sucks.
I wish that I had all of Zelda's magic and strength and wisdom.

Granted, but gannon hunts you down and ***** you.

I wish I was gannon.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, HeroOfTime is Link. ^^

I wish I was able to show you my pokemonz.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, they suck.

I wish for this to be removed.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its removed from here but put in all the other threads on smashboards. You get banned for super spam.

I wish for the most delicious drink in the world and that it doesn't kill/contain something that'll kill me.

 

[quatripain]

granted heres gay juice
i wish i was f@@#@ing hana montana while having a certain girl as my fella

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You've p***** Billy Ray Cyrus the f*** off, you pedophile.

I wish for more Homestar Runner songs in Guitar Hero ("Trogdor" and "Because, It's Midnite" aren't enough!).

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

`Granted, but they're in LOLOMFGROFLMLFAOHYPERKITTYEUROBEATSPEEDYCAKEAQUADREAMHEAVENPOONANI mode, the more you do, the more they suck. your. life. Thank you for wishing! :D

I wish I had my certain someone as a BF( yes, I'm a guy, and...I'm bi, that gay juice joke was funny though, LAWL))

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, though he doesn't accept you for your views (like most guys ^^)

I wish everything that happened in California, stayed in California. (LV ?)

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but a tourist came and told everyone of his family members in each of the 49 states including the American territories, and they spread it on, so much so, that it became a worldwide thing, much like Chris Crocker (XD)

I wish I would get kissed b the guy I like, Even if he had rancid breath, or anything, even if he was a bad kisser, or something...to that effect...(Ian Loves C.A. {Not California, XD} )