Wish Corruptor

[Brawler1432]

Granted but I command it to destroy you because of your selflessness.

I wish for a wish in which the rhymes of time went swiftly and din't collect grime on their time travel through time, and that smash, could bash any game in a hash, and that Brawl could maul any haul in a stall inside a giant mall, that could call for a tall wall to fall upon a guy named paul and that when I rymed............... it didn't suck.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted but I command it to destroy you because of your selflessness.

I wish for a wish in which the rhymes of time went swiftly and din't collect grime on their time travel through time, and that smash, could bash any game in a hash, and that Brawl could maul any haul in a stall inside a giant mall, that could call for a tall wall to fall upon a guy named paul and that when I rymed............... it didn't suck.

Granted but before you wish it, someoe else does and adds that noone else wish it, and that noone else be affected by his wish.

I wish I had a 12 inch "piano player"

 

[Frown]

Granted, but he has nothing to do with stuff you keep in your underpants.

I wish I were alive.

 

[Brawler1432]

TGranted you a zombie!!! ONOZ

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you're a zombie too .__.

I wish Bralwer1432 had a time machine.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but he doesn't use it do re-write his post with a question.

I wish I would haz a cheezburger.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but a cat steals it.

I wish for a mime that would trap people in invisible boxes.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but he would eventually find you and trap you inside an invisible box too. He continues his rampage until everyone in teh whole universed is stuck in invisible boxes.

I wish for a steak dinner.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish for the Triforce.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's made out of plastic.

I wish for everything good in this world.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but for every good thing you get, you get beaten half to death.

Ow.

I wish I was Ceiling Cat.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, there's a fan right next t..........

I wish killbeast301 had some pie.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it explodes. Don't ask how.

I wish for the ability to make anything explode, including myself.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you blow up......... your stepfather.

I wish the next episode of Smashtasm would come out whenever I say so.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but you forget to.

I wish for a vending machine.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted and its a vending machine that distributes nothing but healthy snacks that will add on years to your life. How terrible!

I insert a penny for Frown's thoughts.

 

[Frown]

Done, I eat the health snack and become 124 years old in a second.

I wish I became 16 years old again.

 

[Reyairia]

Done, I eat the health snack and become 124 years old in a second.

I wish I became 16 years old again.

Granted, but you travel back in time and have to relive everything that has happened since your 16th birthday.

I wish I was an excellent artist.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but when you try to draw something, you get hit in the head by a boulder.

I wish for some milk that doesn't try to kill me.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but once you finish drinking it, you find yourself on an island in the middle of nowhere with an area of 9 square feet.

I wish "One" was an easier song.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it relies on a G chord. Nothing else.

I wish started doing my homework.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but evil elves steal it and rip it up whenever you do the homework no matter how many times for the rest of your life.

I wish I could live on the moon for 5 seconds.

 

[KraidGuy]

(....I'm an idiot. Thank you for correcting my idiocy, Sonic the Baron.)

Granted, but that five seconds is your last seconds of life.

I wish the other RE games were more like RE4.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but RE4 is now a piece of crap.

I wish I had $5 to eat.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get five hundred pennies that you'll have to swallow.

I wish I didn't wish this wish.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. It is a wish anyway,

I wish exams weren't so hard to study for.

 

[sn1per13]

Granted, there are no exams and you grow up to be a homeless, jobless, and unintelligent.

I wish I was the ruler of Earth.

 

[Frown]

Granted, people blame you for global warming.

I wish I had a fish to use as a dish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the fish keeps on moving and your food falls off the fish.

I wish for a manbearpig.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it gets killed by a bear holding a shark.

I wish "she" wouldn't mind going out with me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you two go on a date and she hates it which causes her too dump you.

I wish there were better Wii games coming out in the future.

 

[Frown]

Granted, that game is called Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Unfortunately, they had to delay it to the furure.

I wish Captain Falcon were my best friend.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Chuck Norris still hates you.

I wish there was a Jimi Hendrix song in Guitar Hero World Tour.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but the instaments have been changed to only banjo, chorus, and cowbell (don't ask how it's pulled off)

I wish sn1per13 had a pig.

 

[Frown]

Granted, he gives it to you as a birthday present, and unfortunately, it has the plague.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, cops arrest you for counterfitting.

I wish I knew a guy, who knew another guy, who has an aunt, who dated this guy, who's son is Ken.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you must date the first guy.

I wish for $10.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its $10 in foreign money that's from a country thats surrounded by fire breathing turtles.

I wish Mewtwo was my best friend.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, he uses you as a puppet for his own amusement.

I wish I was able to show you my pokemonz.

 

[WindyKitt]

Granted, but you then become so obsessed with showing people your Pokemon that you eventually start showing them to poles and you're put in a psych ward for the rest of your pitiful existence.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.