Wish Corruptor

[sonofthesky]

Done, but your out of water, and you die.

I wish sora came in riding SHADOW LUGIA

 

[Reyairia]

Done, but your out of water, and you die.

I wish sora came in riding SHADOW LUGIA

Granted, but due to the rareness of it's own species it's an inbred Lugia and therefore ********, crashing and dying along with Sora.

I wish I had self-confidence.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you have too much and everyone hates you for it.

I wish I had a pack of Tim Tams that never ran out.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted, you have too much and everyone hates you for it.

I wish I had a pack of Tim Tams that never ran out.

Granted but the cap is welded shut and you can't take any of them out

I wish I had a week off of work

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die during your week off and your boss forces your dead body to work.

I wish for some toast.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted, you die during your week off and your boss forces your dead body to work.

I wish for some toast.

Granted, but the Toast is poisened and you die

I wish for the maximum score in my SAT test

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but when you hear of your excellent SAT, your head will explode.

I wish for the opposite of not everything.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get everything, and "everything" includes death.

I wish for a really tasty pie that wouldn't hurt and/or kill me at all.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, a giant bird steals the pie.

I wish I stopped procrastinating and finished my homework.

 

[Frown]

Granted, your homework results in a new grade below the bottom.

I wish the same thing. And that I got a good grade.

 

[WindyKitt]

Granted, but you become so obsessed with finishing your homework that you forget to drink water for 4 days and you DIE!!!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, .___.

I wish WindyKitt lived in Chicago (yeah, it's lame).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its Chicago, Antartica which was just discovered 4 minutes ago.

I wish Antartica had actual people living there.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but they decide to go boldly where no man has gone before...half-human, half-penguin kids.

I wish I had more pizza.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, they're from Geno's East Pizza Parlor in West Aurora (yes, that stands for a corrupted wish :D)

I wish Sonic the Baron was a baron like Baron Von Baron.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but I buy your house as an exclusive bathroom.

I wish I was like the Red Baron.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you get SUPER CANCERZ.

I wish I had Luigi's or Snake's facial hair

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get Luigi's. And he has the Growsalot syndrome which causes a turd-shaped mustache to grow beneath his nose as soon as he has shaved it.

I wish for the Waddle Dee toss.

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, you get Luigi's. And he has the Growsalot syndrome which causes a turd-shaped mustache to grow beneath his nose as soon as he has shaved it.

I wish for the Waddle Dee toss.

Granted, but they attack you too.

I wish my wishes were uncorrupted.
/end thread?

 

[Crystallion]

Granted, but they attack you too.

I wish my wishes were uncorrupted.
/end thread?

Granted, your wishes are now uncorrupted...wow, it sure is boring in here, don't you think? ;P

I wish that I could be a super hero! ORLY? Ya Rly!

 

[Reyairia]

I wish that I could be a super hero! ORLY? Ya Rly!

Granted; you are now a shapeshifter but you can only turn into balloon animals. /reference.

I wish I didn't believe in ghosts.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you don't need faith as they are now real.

I wish Santa were real.

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, you don't need faith as they are now real.

I wish Santa were real.

(I've seen them. )
Granted, but he is an...
EVIL SANTA!
Buahahahaha!

I wish Mic would stop stalking me.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you lose one of your loyal fanboys.

I wish World of Warcraft destroyed more lives.

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but you lose one of your loyal fanboys.

I wish World of Warcraft destroyed more lives.

(I have fanboys? )
Granted, but it destroys your life as well.

I wish I had something better to do than play a forum game.

 

[CbGreiga]

granted, you now cut yourself

i wish we finally knew Marth's gender

 

[Frown]

Granted, he is a man who turned gay and had a sex change and became lesbian and then started to dress like a man again. Just like Mr. Garrison.

I wish this post was added to my post count.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you are still looked down upon by older members of this forum.

I wish for a guy holding a slice of buttered-toast.

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, Ed kills him

I wish for a dime

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its the SWF member Dime and he shoots you.

I wish that from now on any of my wishes don't have me dead at the end.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, starting tomorrow. Today you get Maniac in a Speedo'd!

I wish I was awesome.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you become so awesome the mods become jealous and ban you from the forums.

I wish Sonic had more moves that could kill.

 

[XACE-K]

Ganted, he must kill himself first and admit that K nuckles is better than him.

I wish Knuckles was in Brawl instead of Sonic.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, a full out war has been declaired from the Sonic fanboys. Don't get caught in the crossfire!

I wish I knew misperry in the real world.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but it isn't the real world. It is the Matrix.

I wish I would lose my ability to become sad. (Please don't kill me on this one)

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now you will never be able to fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming emo.

I wish I would lose my ability to lose abilities.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, nothing happened and nothing will ever happen again.

I wish the Caps Lock key didn't exist.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but now keyboards don't exist.

I wish <(^_^)> wasn't happy.

 

[~Krystal~]

I wish <(^_^)> wasn't happy.

Granted, but all the <(^_^)> go after you (> ')> (^ ') since you made them unhappy.

I wish the Caps Lock key didn't exist.

Granted, now r-tards use more exclamation marks to get their "points" across.

I wish people would stop fighting and start loving eachother.....passionately.......on the couch.....at 2 in the morning.....

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you must do it with a monkey or person with AIDS first.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.