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[Noipoi]

You guys don't wanna see the Noipoi movie

It's not very funny

 

[Aurane]

Movies based on smashboards users? Oh dude, give me the Warchamp7 movie, produced by Michael Bay.

 

[Noipoi]

Movies based on smashboards users? Oh dude, give me the Warchamp7 movie, produced by Michael Bay.

Where’s Warchamp 1-6?

 

[Aurane]

Where’s Warchamp 1-6?

Warchamp7 would be the one to ask.

 

[TheMightyP]

Family Car Ride Home from the Smashboards movie (the cast accomplished absolutely nothing and wasted time)

 

[Zinith]

I'm in the post-credits scene

Can't imagine why I'd suggest that

 

[PLATINUM7]

In b4 as a response to the new film, they announce a "belated" sequel to the 1993 film because nostalgia is helluva drug!

They already did that as a webcomic.

 

[Pink Yoshi]

Personally I'm Team Courtney.

She's too funny istg and easy to feel sorry for considering what she goes through in her elimination in All-Stars. Plus she's adorable.

 

[Wario Bros.]

I'm only in a deleted scene

I wasn't important enough for the plot

 

[Pokelego999]

We technically had a Smashboards Movie. It was called The Heist. It was so good it grossed one Heistillion dollars worldwide.

 

[Lamperouge]

I'm only in the Japanese release.

 

[Noipoi]

I'm voiced by Chris Pratt

 

[HyperSomari64]

Because i'm a Scrimblo Bimblo, the studio will cut me from the movie. Like Sonic in Project X Zone

 

[Schnee117]

I'm the First LGBTQ+ Character™* in the franchise and am only in a scene that's easily deleted for certain regions

*Until the sequel introduces another First LGBTQ+ Character™

 

[TheMightyP]

I'm played by Micheal B. Jordan (cause I look, sound, and am built just like him).

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Movies based on smashboards users? Oh dude, give me the Warchamp7 movie, produced by Michael Bay.

all of the explosions come from the Smashboards servers crashing

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Ben Shapiro: "The great suspicion is that in Frozen 4, they'll make Elsa a lesbian ... If they do that, it is the end of Disney as a company. Predict it. You can write it down. It is April 17th. If they do that in Frozen 4, it will destroy Disney." pic.twitter.com/5j83mdva4y

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) April 17, 2023

guess I missed Frozen 3…also I didn’t know he actually sounded like that

 

[TheMightyP]

I'm the First LGBTQ+ Character™* in the franchise and am only in a scene that's easily deleted for certain regions

*Until the sequel introduces another First LGBTQ+ Character™

The entire female cast of the social thread is LGBT+, so instead they're just gonna instead push some minor character from Serious Discussion to the spotlight.

 

[Schnee117]

The entire female cast of the social thread is LGBT+, so instead they're just gonna instead push some minor character from Serious Discussion to the spotlight.

Someone who mainly posts in Serious Discussion on their way to drop the worst take you've ever read

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I'm the First LGBTQ+ Character™* in the franchise and am only in a scene that's easily deleted for certain regions

*Until the sequel introduces another First LGBTQ+ Character™

Lies, im right freaking here

 

[TheMightyP]

Someone who mainly posts in Serious Discussion on their way to drop the worst take you've ever read

Side note, that side of the site is a ****ing ghost town.

I guess Next Smash cannibalized all their users

 

[Wario Bros.]

I got really lucky with my order of Temtem

Despite getting it used, it came with a download code for the Plus add-on, as well as it still had the gold points you get from game cards

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I just spent like 20 minutes using a drawing of an Xbox One controller I made to remap the various actions in DK64 to make the controls more reasonable and while I like the control scheme I came up with I do not feel sane after doing so.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Wait… did I miss something? Are we actually getting a DK movie?

A Seth Rogen DK spin-off film was confirmed a while back. Where ya been?

 

[Z25]

Side note, that side of the site is a ****ing ghost town.

I guess Next Smash cannibalized all their users

That’s because no one there knew how to be civil and the mods gave up going after trolls or just straight up bad people, turning away the people who could actually use it right.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

https://twitter.com/StreamrNews/status/1648056124141338625

And just let that they replaced Cobra Bubbles.

Pack it up folks. We know this is gonna be a disaster as with any other live-action Disney film remake.

 

[Lamperouge]

Throw another GBA rom my way soon, Nintendo

I'm dying over here

 

[Shroob]

The reach the Mario movie has for people to know start using the characters more in pop culture is wild:

Last night’s Weekend Update guest on SNL was none other than…Funky Kong?? Here’s more proof of the Mario Movie being a rising tide that will lift all boats when it comes to the Donkey Kong series in the public eye. pic.twitter.com/Tc3tYRxzkW

— Kremling Kampaigner (@KRoolKountry) April 16, 2023

Funky Kong drives you to the airport while eating Peanuts and being emotionally supportive while talking about his time on SNL dot mp4

 

[SnakeFighter64]

A Seth Rogen DK spin-off film was confirmed a while back. Where ya been?

I thought it was just a rumor

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I thought it was just a rumor

Nope its been confirmed!

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Nope its been confirmed!

I want to believe. But I need a source first.

 

[Shroob]

Family Car Ride Home from the Smashboards movie (the cast accomplished absolutely nothing and wasted time)

I just realized


What happened to Bluster in this gif.

 

[CannonStreak]

I want to believe. But I need a source first.

Seth Rogen Donkey Kong solo movie reportedly in development

The studio behind Nintendo's upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie will next make a solo Donkey Kong film, a new report sugg…

www.eurogamer.net

Would this work?

 

[TheMightyP]

Lilo and Stitch live action casting

What a ****ing disaster

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Seth Rogen Donkey Kong solo movie reportedly in development

The studio behind Nintendo's upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie will next make a solo Donkey Kong film, a new report sugg…

www.eurogamer.net

Would this work?

I mean… that article doesn’t say where it got the confirmation from and the only other place it sights is an article that’s just speculating on what a DKC movie could be like.

Like. Don’t get me wrong. I want the DK Crew to get their own big screen adventure more than anything. But I need to see a statement in if it’s happening from an official source before I start getting excited.

 

[Shroob]

We don't need a new DK movie


You can't top

Feature length

Peak

Yes I know it's just a bunch of episodes spliced together, hush.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

We need to make a celebrity fan-cast for a DKC movie.

Available characters

• Diddy Kong
• Dixie Kong (my choice, Kristen Schaal)
• King K. Rool (I’m not up for Steven Fry voicing him anymore because he’s voiced support for JK Rowling)
• Various Kremlings (Klump, Krusha, Kritter, Klaptrap, etc.)
• Kiddy Kong
• Lanky Kong
• Tiny Kong
• Chunky Kong (my choice, Elijah Wood)
• Candy Kong
• Wrinkly Kong
• Swanky Kong
• Funky Kong
• Krunch (check the back of DKR’s box. Nintendo owns him)
• K. Lumsy

 

[Zinith]

"Mushu would've broke our super cereal tone of Mulan and was offensive to China's culture anyways..."

What's the excuse this time?

 

[Shroob]

We need to make a celebrity fan-cast for a DKC movie.

Available characters

• Diddy Kong
• Dixie Kong (my choice, Kristen Schaal)
• King K. Rool (I’m not up for Steven Fry voicing him anymore because he’s voiced support for JK Rowling)
• Various Kremlings (Klump, Krusha, Kritter, Klaptrap, etc.)
• Kiddy Kong
• Lanky Kong
• Tiny Kong
• Chunky Kong (my choice, Elijah Wood)
• Candy Kong
• Wrinkly Kong
• Swanky Kong
• Funky Kong
• Krunch (check the back of DKR’s box. Nintendo owns him)
• K. Lumsy

So that explains the missing Chunky Kong Assist Trophy from Smash 4.


They're taking the Kongs to Isengard.

 

[Schnee117]

Lilo's actress is being set up so badly.

So that explains the missing Chunky Kong Assist Trophy from Smash 4.


They're taking the Kongs to Isengard.

Tell me where is Kongdalf for I much desire to speak with him