So last night, I watched a girl get arrested because she left her 2 year old son in the car for several hours while she hung out with her friends and smoked hookah.
Like what the **** is wrong with people???
Yeah, I can't believe someone actually called the cops on her, I mean wtf, mind your own business. A kid can take care of himself in a car when he's two. There was marijuana and some beer and nuts for the kid, right?
Gio, I'm planning on being a hipster for halloween weekend. I need sum tips.
Look in your closet and find a shirt from when you were in 4th-12th grade (depending on how old you are) that you can still fit into. Those new jeans you just bought (stole if you're really cool), dump some white out on it at random places (not a lot, it has to look like an accident when you were making art) and make sure to
bohemionize it (skip to 6:08 unless you are a Nicktoon fan from early 90's).
Then you need to fohawk it up because that was your style before every other douchebag started doing it, lots of hairgel in the front, very little in the back. Make sure your glasses have tape over them (the color on mine is bright orange). As far as shoes, Chucks are overrated for this as this is too common. Wear some sort of clog or if necessary, Birkenstock's.
