Super Smash Bros Headcanons

[Robertman2]

is secretly happy that beat the **** out of Chrom because she was worried that two Fire Emblem clones would result in one getting cut.

The Villagers, and the have banded together with a grudge against non-player characters (who have their own individual personalities and stories).
They plan to remove all the distinguishing features of the rest of the roster. Saws and sandpaper will be involved.

After years of being fed nothing but macaroons, finally lost it and devoured , and especially

After seeing Mario Kart 8, fell into a severe depression. This has been relieved since his inclusion into Smash 4 mostly thanks to and her work out shorts.


After a night of boozing, and kissed for a laugh. To this day uses the memory for "tension relief".

[Content removed by Moderator] Seems legit.

 

[Jaedrik]

faps to her husband kissing a genderbent version of himself? Seems legit.

Bro, keep in mind that Robin has no 'canon' pairing. Remember always the division between our fanons and headcanons.
Besides, Robin x Anna OTP

 

[Radayam]

Bowser Jr.'s Clown Car is incapable of flying in this game not due to obvious balance reasons, but because Jr. filled it with so many weapons that it is constantly being weighed down.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Falco and Captain Falcon's favorite American football team is The Falcons.

I should not be allowed to pun

Luigi once spent the whole day reading Creepypastas. Needless to say he wasn't able to sleep for a week. haha I did that today and idk if I can sleep tonight OTL

 

[Mr.Seven]

Falco and Captain Falcon's favorite American football team is The Falcons.

I should not be allowed to pun

Keep going with the puns. PUN EVERYTHING!

 

[sushifreAk]

After a night of boozing, and kissed for a laugh.

I'm legitimately jealous. I wish I could kiss a genderbend version of myself.

 

[Nintendotard]

Thought of a super random one, but I've seen this before primarily with Ganondorf and Snake

• Ganondorf has a soft spot for the children of Smash (minus Toon Link) and the small creatures (Pikachu, Duck Hunt Dog and Duck, Jiggs, Kirby, etc). Luma seems to have grown to Ganondorf, which makes Rosalina look at him in some kind of way

 

[Ffamran]

Bro, keep in mind that Robin has no 'canon' pairing. Remember always the division between our fanons and headcanons.
Besides, Robin x Anna OTP

Harem ending. Best ending.

 

[Robertman2]

Harem ending. Best ending.

LIES! I only got one Anna!!!

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

The reason Tharja doesn't appear in the game is because Master Hand had her arrested for sexual harassment. The victim? You all know who they are.

Note: I have nothing against Tharja. I just couldn't resist doing this.

 

[Robertman2]

The reason Tharja doesn't appear in the game is because Master Hand had her arrested for sexual harassment. The victim? You all know who they are.

Note: I have nothing against Tharja. I just couldn't resist doing this.

Who reported her?

 

[PikaSamus]

Falco and Captain Falcon's favorite American football team is The Falcons.

I should not be allowed to pun

Luigi once spent the whole day reading Creepypastas. Needless to say he wasn't able to sleep for a week. haha I did that today and idk if I can sleep tonight OTL

You shouldn't be allowed to punt.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

invited

to smash and in return she invited

. After a match they all sit together and tell eachother what happend in their fight

 

[Robertman2]

is

 

[Oz37]

- Toon Link, Villager, and Ness are really good friends who enjoy being adventurous and ever so slightly mischievous. They are interested in adding Bowser Jr. to their little group, but he has been hesitant to accept their friendship because of the "good guy/bad guy" barrier. Even so, BJ does play with them whenever he can without getting caught by the Koopalings or his dad.

- I haven't yet decided on my headcanon for Duck Hunt. I love the Loony Tunes-esque relationship they have in game, and the Tumblr comic is amazing, but I'm waiting to see if we get any "canon" info on them. Knowing Sakurai, it'll be one of those "up to the player" things, but still. I like to know the real story before I start to fiddle with it.

 

[Robertman2]

Bro, keep in mind that Robin has no 'canon' pairing. Remember always the division between our fanons and headcanons.
Besides, Robin x Anna OTP

Wait... Isn't every pairing canon due to multiple timelines and Outrealms?

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

Every time Captain Falcon sees Pit he has this growing urge to murder him, sometimes he envisions himself grabbing pit by the feet and splitting him apart like a wishbone.

 

[Robertman2]

Every time Captain Falcon sees Pit he has this growing urge to murder him, sometimes he envisions himself grabbing pit by the feet and splitting him apart like a wishbone.

May I ask why?

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

May I ask why?

CF sees Pit + any KI character as a waste of life due to them getting a new game after no one gave a crud about their original title on the NES, whereas F-Zero hasn't seen light in 10 years (12 years if you count GX as the last true game). And so he becomes increasingly violent towards winged children from the KI series and does not discriminate between black and white types. He also wants to shove Palutena's staff up her fudge-passage until it erupts from her mouth in a typically fatal manner.

 

[Robertman2]

CF sees Pit + any KI character as a waste of life due to them getting a new game after no one gave a crud about their original title on the NES, whereas F-Zero hasn't seen light in 10 years (12 years if you count GX as the last true game). And so he becomes increasingly violent towards winged children from the KI series and does not discriminate between black and white types. He also wants to shove Palutena's staff up her fudge-passage until it erupts from her mouth in a typically fatal manner.

Is this just his feelings? Or are these your's too?

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

Is this just his feelings? Or are these your's too?

Just his.

 

[Robertman2]

Just his.

Just curious. Don't see why anyone would want to hurt

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[Terrazi Terrajin]

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To kill her.

 

[Robertman2]

To kill her.

It was rhetorical.
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[Zol]

It was rhetorical.
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dude what

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

It was rhetorical.
are both siblings and lovers.

And look where they are now.
GONE.

 

[Oz37]

Well, this thread took another sudden turn for the disturbing. I want back the brain space that some of those posts took... (looking at you, sodomy and incest. looking at you.)

 

[Robertman2]

And look where they are now.
GONE.

That's the reason why. Master Hand was horrified.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Wow..this all escalated quickly. (Especially the violent ones, gods)

....anyway.
Dark Pit and Pit are roommates. Dark Pit often takes Pit's stuff without permission.

Shulk likes to fix mechanical stuff like computers and the transmission on vehicles.

Captain Falcon writes computer programs in his spare time.

Dr. Mario is a cross between Adrian Monk and Gregory House. (I miss those shows OTL)

 

[Oz37]

Wow..this all escalated quickly. (Especially the violent ones, gods)

....anyway.
Dark Pit and Pit are roommates. Dark Pit often takes Pit's stuff without permission.

Shulk likes to fix mechanical stuff like computers and the transmission on vehicles.

Captain Falcon writes computer programs in his spare time.

Dr. Mario is a cross between Adrian Monk and Gregory House. (I miss those shows OTL)

Piggy backing!!! Bowser Jr. goes to Shulk for repairs and such for his Clown Car, and they prank the Koopalings by borrowing supplies from C. Falcon and modifying their Cars.

 

[Robertman2]

,,,,,,,,,,, and Morgan all tend to hang out together.

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

Shulk is completely oblivious of the fact that many of the smash sisters have a slight crush on him, namely , because of his personaility and rock hard abs.

drinks from a coffee mug with the words "your tears" engraved on it.

 

[Robertman2]

Shulk is completely oblivious of the fact that many of the smash sisters have a slight crush on him, namely , because of his personaility and rock hard abs.

drinks from a coffee mug with the words "your tears" engraved on it.

's attacks are made from the tears of .
Also is aware of the female Smashers (namely 's) crushs on . Namely because he has one too. Threesomes ahoy!
also has plans to take out any of the Smashers in case one were to turn rouge.

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

is secretly developing a plan to get revenge on for out running him.

 

[Andyjoe522]

's been placed in charge of performing maintenance on and after each of their battles. This has lead to him forming a close friendship with the two of them.

When joins the battle, Dr. is in charge of health care.
Dr. : "Leave it to me-a!"

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Bowser Jr. often hangs out with the Koopalings, who are adopted by Bowser. However, since Jr. is Bowser's legitimate son, the Koopalings secretly feel bitter toward Jr. Except Lemmy, for some reason.

Jr.'s also a bit of a softy, and despite being the son of Mario's nemesis, actually admires the plumber in red and joined Smash just to engage in a fair fight. He's also a bit timid at times, as when the Koopalings plan something particularly dastardly, Jr. tends to back out, and some of the Koopalings call him a wimp for doing so.

(this is kiiiiinda inspired by real life events of mine also.)

 

[PlayerOneTyler]

Just a note to the thread: Please be advised that any inappropriate content will not be tolerated. We've been having some issues with that in this thread as of late, so please be cautious of what you post. If it worsens, I will not hesitate to lock the thread.

 

[Andyjoe522]

After creating Shulk's 6 alternate colors, Master Hand struggled to come up with an eighth costume for him. Then one day while everyone was at the pool, some of the younger fighters decided to play a prank on a newcomer and swiped Shulk's clothes, leading to him being forced to run around the entire mansion in only his swimming trunks to get his clothes back from them. When Master Hand saw this... well... let's just say the rest is history.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Fox and Falco are like Shawn and Gus from Psych. (miss that show ;-; )

...and yeah, as the mod said, let's be careful what we post, nothing explicit. I just hope the guy who posted those brutally gory headcanons doesn't come back, the thread wasn't that bad until today...I even ignored him, those graphic descriptions made me very uncomfortable.

If worse comes to worst I guess I'll make a Tumblr or something for it and notify you guys of it (but no character-bashing bloody ones please...I can't stand those myself.)

 

[Robertman2]

what? Gory headcanons?