Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[TitanTeaTime]

Only just managed to get on. I guess that coatzipper really caused a storm huh.
Guess the competitive players might be satisfied. still hoping for dedede to not be nerfed

 

[Pac-Mario]

I'd like to introduce a friend who recently joined. Welcome to the forums @ Pac-Mario !


#SmashboardsAfterDark

Good to be here!

So anyway, anything worth hearing about?

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

...What is the meaning of life?...

42.

 

[PKmeloa]

What do you mean? I'm serious.
One post he mentioned having a want for poking Zelda's navel (which I'll admit was smack dab in DeviantART levels).
He had a weird dream where I was washing a car. Though the best (worst) part of the dream had to come from @Rocket Raccoon licking @★•Star_Lee•★.
And now this. Lozjam is such a mysterious fellow.

Edit: Clearing up a few facts.[/USER]

..I can't even anymore...

 

[Substitution]

Hey, let's get some things straight. First, I did not want to lick Zelda's belly button, merely poke it, you were doing nothing sexual in my dream, and the third you are completely right.

Well, admittedly you did say I was in leather. Which could go a few ways.

 

[ndayday]

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Sees earlier talk about voices
I can voice act the following

Other voices I can do are Shadow, Sideswipe, Pintel, Jack Sparrow, Eggman, Homer Simpson, Randall Boggs, Sheriff Woody, and Elmer Fudd

 

[TitanTeaTime]

What do you mean? I'm serious.
One post he mentioned having a want for poking Zelda's navel (which I'll admit was smack dab in DeviantART levels).
He had a weird dream where I was washing a car. Though the best (worst) part of the dream had to come from @Rocket Raccoon licking @★•Star_Lee•★.
And now this. Lozjam is such a mysterious fellow.

Edit: Clearing up a few facts.

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

:o
I have no words.
Not even a word.
So I'll just leave Dedede's face here instead.

 

[Lozjam]

Well, admittedly you did say I was in leather. Which could go a few ways.

You were in leather though. You were literally wearing all leather! You even wore leather glasses. It is quite literal, and nothing sexual.

 

[Kenith]

42.

I've never seen or read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I've heard the joke too many times.

 

[supercopper64]

The game still has 6 days left and we're already crashing? My computer will **** everywhere on the 13th then

 

[Substitution]

You were in leather though. You were literally wearing all leather! You even wore leather glasses. It is quite literal, and nothing sexual.

And see, that can be interpreted in numerous ways.

 

[PKmeloa]

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

My first statement still stands.....

 

[TitanTeaTime]

I've never seen or read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I've heard the joke too many times.

You haven't done either?
I will physically force you to despite not knowing who you are or where you live but I will find you and I shall bring an army of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy DVDs and books with me. Your days are numbered

 

[Pyra]

"In 2014, Namco Bandai developed Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition, an arcade game where the player uses a light gun to shoot vaccine bullets at zombified AKB48 members."

Well... I feel like I might be late, but hey guys, look, AKB48 happened to be in a game that Bamco made recently.

 

[Substitution]

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

...
...
...The thread is dead. We all dead. Nothing but dead.
What has done life with we? Why exist must this? We are real? World real is? Where life was where how because life exist place maybe hopefully what have done?!

...What I'm getting at is I need a moment.

 

[Exaggeratedhonesty]

So i changed my Avatar again.

 

[Lozjam]

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

Bravo 10/10, excellent fanfic. Though I should add... I am not fat... I am actually underweight because of my metabolism. I only weigh about 115 pounds..., which is the same as my girlfriend irl....

 

[ndayday]

I have no regrets. The moment was there, and I seized it.

Bravo 10/10, excellent fanfic. Though I should add... I am not fat... I am actually underweight because of my metabolism. I only weigh about 115 pounds..., which is the same as my girlfriend irl....

that was only the dream you, the nightmare you were having. in reality you have already secured the waifu you seek desu

 

[Digital Hazard]

"In 2014, Namco Bandai developed Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition, an arcade game where the player uses a light gun to shoot vaccine bullets at zombified AKB48 members."

Well... I feel like I might be late, but hey guys, look, AKB48 happened to be in a game that Bamco made recently.

... Survival horror game using J-Pop singers as zombies? ... I'm gonna assume by the name it has something to do with Sailor Moon; if not I'm not interested.

 

[Lozjam]

I have no regrets. The moment was there, and I seized it.


that was only the dream you, the nightmare you were having. in reality you have already secured the waifu you seek desu

Ah, now I understand. It all makes sense now!
Please don't tell rosa about this

 

[Substitution]

"In 2014, Namco Bandai developed Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition, an arcade game where the player uses a light gun to shoot vaccine bullets at zombified AKB48 members."

Well... I feel like I might be late, but hey guys, look, AKB48 happened to be in a game that Bamco made recently.

Eh. I prefer Revolution X.

 

[Space Stranger]

Sheriff Woody

...Don't worry, I'm fine guys....

I do a killer Combat Carl and Buzz Lightyear impression though...

 

[Wario Bros.]

"In 2014, Namco Bandai developed Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition, an arcade game where the player uses a light gun to shoot vaccine bullets at zombified AKB48 members."

Well... I feel like I might be late, but hey guys, look, AKB48 happened to be in a game that Bamco made recently.

Still find an AKB 48 collaboration very strange for Smash.

I wonder if said group will make a new Smash-themed song because of this...

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

...
...
...The thread is dead. We all dead. Nothing but dead.
What has done life with we? Why exist must this? We are real? World real is? Where life was where how because life exist place maybe hopefully what have done?!

_______---__________--___________
_____--___--______--____--________
___--_____--_____--_____--________
__-----------------__________--________
_________--__________--__________
_________--_______--_____________
_________--____-----------------_______

 

[Substitution]

_______---__________--___________
_____--___--______--____--________
___--_____--_____--_____--________
__-----------------__________--________
_________--__________--__________
_________--_______--_____________
_________--____-----------------_______

Never heard of it. Is it from a movie?

 

[kylexv]

Soooooo....

The thread got closed due to spam.
Spread the word. STAHP. THE. SPAM!

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Lozjam licked his fingertips, coating them in a fine layer of saliva.

"Hyessssss..." he moaned, the limelight of the computer illuminating his palor complexion the way the sun gives light to the moon.

He stared fixedly at the screen, on which was displayed a stamp-sized image of a 0/10 generic anime waifu. Lozjam had deluded himself into thinking that because no one knew who she was she was pure. The opposite held true, as the poorly cropped image was a total **** incarnate.

He glided his fingertips past his forehead and smoothed his greasy locks and managed to shakily stand himself up next to his desk. He hoisted one leg up, if the mass of atrophied flesh could be called that, onto the desk. With great difficulty he managed to get the rest of himself onto the table. He lay on the desk for a few desperate minutes, staring at the girl out of the corner of his eyes, as if he were an animal in a cage, warily looking for a shred of hope.

Suddenly the avatar spoke.

"Lozjam. Lozjam. Can you hear me?"

Lozjam halfway fell off the table at the sound of his animated Japanese girlfriend speaking to him.

"Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Watashi wa Lozjam desu!"

"Lozjam, we can become...one"

Tears in his eyes, he realized he was having a bad dream.
Lozjam awoke in a cold sweat, the cool, musky perspiration gleaming off of his toned muscles.

"Lozjam, is it the dream again desu?" whispered his waifu, squinting at him with her narrow Japanese eyes. Her hair was tussled from their midnight romp.

"Yes dear desu. Again, desu."

She snuggled up against Lozjam. "It will be ok desu. Never leave me, I want to have babies with you desu."

"But your father desu. Cap'nChreest desu might not approve desu."

"Nonsense desu." She traced the romaji for 'I lovu you' on his perfectly built chest. "Father lets me sleep with who I want desu." She smooched Lozjam on the forehead as Lozjam held her against him. His heart rate slowed and he counted desus to fall back to sleep.

11/10. Best fanfic ever.

In fact, I have become inspired to write one of my own.
I'll be back in five minutes.

 

[Lozjam]

Is it just me, or do you guys think @ ndayday and @ Substitution would be the ultimate bromance?

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Never heard of it. Is it from a movie?

No, but I just realized what you said sounds a lot like it came from one of those Polandball comics.

http://i.imgur.com/UIfXrpb.gif

Also, 42 is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Z25]

Best idea ever: Phineas and ferb world for kingdom hearts 3. Hey Ferb i know what were going to do today! Let's kill heartless! And goodnigh...

 

[Substitution]

Soooooo....

The thread got closed due to spam.
Spread the word. STAHP. THE. SPAM!

I think it's safe to say the thread has ran it's course. It did was it was supposed to do. Give hype, and it did. But perhaps a bit too much.

 

[Autumn ♫]

11/10. Best fanfic ever.

In fact, I have become inspired to write one of my own.
I'll be back in five minutes.

I'm actually surprised that no one has made a fan-fic of me and Vaati yet.

 

[Lozjam]

I think it's safe to say the thread has ran it's course. It did was it was supposed to do. Give hype, and it did. But perhaps a bit too much.

Agreed, her milk went dry, we sucked it all out. Now all that's left to do is shoot her.

 

[Substitution]

Is it just me, or do you guys think @ ndayday and @ Substitution would be the ultimate bromance?

Uh huh. Another one of your little troll pairings?

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

Soooooo....

The thread got closed due to spam.
Spread the word. STAHP. THE. SPAM!

Honestly, it doesn't surprise me that happened.

 

[GazWithPie]

A little off topic but I wanna know.
How do you think competitive play will be?
Because of all these new mechanics and what not it will be cool to find some new techniques.

 

[Kenith]

I'm actually surprised that no one has made a fan-fic of me and Vaati yet.

There is not fan fiction of you and Vaati, or is there fan fiction of me and Ghirahim,but there is most likely fan fiction of Ghirahim and Vaati.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

A little off topic but I wanna know.
How do you think competitive play will be?
Because of all these new mechanics and what not it will be cool to find some new techniques.

From what I can see, it'll play like a literal hybrid of Brawl and Melee. When they said it was in between them, they meant that.

Aerials and related tactics will resemble Brawl. Edgeguarding, ground combos, and fastfalling will resemble Melee. The best practice for Smash 4 metagame in my opinion is playing a lot of PM and Melee. PM tech is important because it imported a few important things from Brawl and still hasn't gotten rid of 100% of Brawl's floatiness yet. Smash 4 will be a little more floaty than PM so take note you will need to relax on your button mashing when doing stuff in the air.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

@APC99 let out a sigh of relief, with a slight moan.

"Alright, now time to clan up the evidence," he said as he closed the Paheal tab and cleared his history.

APC walked downstairs into his living room, where he saw a manly figure lying on his couch, wearing a red robe, holding a wine glass in his hand.
"I hope you weren't fiddling the world's smallest violin again, Aidan," said the extremely handsome, perfect man on his couch."

"BIDOOF! I thought I left the doors locked this time!" cried APC, who could smell the sexual tension in the air.

"I snuck through the window, sexily," said Bidoof.

"You don't have to go through all that trouble..." said APC, with a very suggestive tone in his voice. "All you have to do is ask..."

TO BE CONTINUED!!!