Alright, let's see here, who are we rating toda- Oh. Well. Should be an easy rate for-
Wait right there foul villain!
Huh? Owain?
That's right! It is I, Owain, the mighty hero! And this time, I come with my powerful sidekick, Yarne!
Huh? Uh um yeah! We're here to get the proper rating we deserve!
None of this .72 or .25 bullcrap! We deserve ratings equal to the legends like Little Mac, Ridley and Palutena!
What makes you two think that? You're two unimportant characters in a series with a ton of options.
Well for starters, we would easily be the most unique characters! And we're both of legendary strength.
Unqiue? How so? Would you be strong enough to stand up to the likes of Link and Mario?
Um, Owain? I'm not entirely sure we should do this... if I die during these fights, the Taguel would go extinct!
Nonsense Yarne! With me at your side, no one will be able to stop us.
Sounds like Brawl Meta Knight.
Alright, maybe we hold back just a bit. But we could easily be unique! Yarne could use his Beaststone and have 2 distinct movesets!
And you could? I mean, you seem like a generic sword user.
The mighty Owain? Generic? Please. I would use my sword in ways no one has ever seen! I could easily be a unique character.
Alright, alright. I'll go with it. Now how about popularity? And while you're at it, tell me about how important you are in the Fire Emblem franchise.
I am extremely popular on sites like GameFAQs!
And to people not on the internet who don't know much about Fire Emblem?
Never heard of me...
Or me...
And your relevance to Fire Emblem?
The mighty Owain is especially important! I am the Chosen One, bound to be the star of FE14!
Well... my personality can be said to represent the permadeath feature...
I've learned two things from this. 1: You two aren't as boring as Chrom. 2: You have no chance in Smash Bros.
No chance? How dare you? Prepare to be struck by my mightiest attack! BINDING BLADE!
Goodness this is getting old. Roy, take the two out.
Of course.
We'll be back! You can't do this to us!
In conclusion, Yarne and Owain get a
0.1% Chance, (this 0.1 is because I want this to rate at least higher than a 0)
and a 100% Want.
Outside of OcarinaOfDoom's house
Alright, so Yarne, next time we attack, we bring Omastar. He's a Water Rock type, so Roy's fire sword will only do 1/4th Damage! (no this will not be a thing. for now. maybe a month before launch)
We-we almost died there! The Taguel might of gone extinct!
Relax. Next time, we're sure to emerge victorious!
*checks Smashboards*
*Sees this post*
OcarinaOfDoom will pay. He will pay for these sins he's committed....
Saki: 45%
Want: 100% Mainly because I would enjoy the reaction from someone
Slippy: 3.4%
Lyn x 5