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So how do you stop 5 black guys from ****** a chick? throw a basketball at them.
Haha actually a fun fact for everyone. My brother and I do in fact have some black in our family tree. He may still be hanging out there if you want to go take a look.
Actually a fun story for you guys, while at Pound we were walking with SleepyK, some of his friends, and the AZ guys (Taj, Axe, Tai) to a market to buy some food. While walking Taj said how the only players that are good with Mewtwo are black.
I said "Ah! I knew I should have been born black! But nooo I had to choose white because it seemed like the best choice at the time. I should have done more research!"
We then went on as to how every race is like a class in RPG's. heres what I remember off the top of my head:
Black:
average size 6'0 - 7'8.
advantages: athletic, good with mewtwo in melee, great at basketball, superior in rap, and can hide well in the dark.
Disadvantages: prone to stealing, will be accused of crimes even if you were no were near the scene, years of prior repression still haunts you, and prone to smelling bad.
Asian:
Average size: 4'6 - 5'5
Advantages: graceful, more likely to be a ninja, good with computers, your restaurants are amazing when they're all you can eat, flashy with martial arts, and more likely to excel at video games.
Disadvantages: short, tiny...um... you know... down there..., heavy accented, can be blindfolded by dental floss, and also will have jokes made about you but not so bad. Oh and bad teeth O.o
Indian:
(It was a lot of bad stuff about cabs, call centers, gas stations, and a You-Are-Here dot. But thats just because Neil from NM is Indian and he's just too fun to make fun of).
White:
Average size: 5'0 - 6'2
Advantages: Whites are well rounded and can excel at anything but can never be the best at any one thing (except for rap. get **** on ). We're like the human class of MMO's. Our magic is good but will never be the best. Our fighting is great but they're always going to be better.
Disadvantages: besides what was listed, years of repression and a slowly fading race. Enjoy it while you can
Oh yeah, I forgot PPU(hehe) was named Kevin. I thought he mained Marth though?
I count Mango because he got really good with Falco and he's not white. I don't count for things such as "who's the best falco?" It's not like I win that one anyway, but at least I feel better about it then lol.
There are plenty of advantages to being black,
1. Women automatically want to ****. especially once those preppy white girls go off to college and they fathers aren't there to tell them who not to date. (eazy pickens)
2. the ability to play Football and basketball are in our bloodstream.
3. When we go to spanish country's the women try to **** us
4. In japan since we are so rarely seen, the women try to **** us. and we will never be called a gaijin( white devil)
but lets stop all this nonsense about race, and lets talk about the scape goat of the human community.... Jews.
Advantages: Can run quickly when walls, rivers, or fences are in the way. Speed doubles if at border. Speed triples if at border coming in (not going out though). Can easily get a job as a cook. Weapons to shank with come easy (knives, broken bottles, etc). Travels in packs.
Disadvantages (were to start): Harsh accent even if born and raised in America. Short. Although tattoo's to hell and back, they do not give you any bonuses. Everyone is out to kill you or your homies. If blacks aren't blamed, you are.
And women run to blacks because they figure if they're going to get *****, they might as well try to enjoy it.
And you guys take more latinas with herpies then you do white women. Enjoy
And when you guys see me and my bro in person, ask us to explain it to you. Some things are just better in person (like twins! )
White Flower!
White Pow
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er!!!
(goes good in cakes right?)
SleepyK isn't asian, he's just misunderstood... and asian.
Plus how many Kyle smashers do you have as friends on facebook? Less competition for me
There can be only one!
hahaha you would think right? except there is one kyle from back home, silly kyle added me a few days ago, and actually just today my friend made a facebook and his name is kyle
tis true, none of the rest of them can do magic like you (obviously the really amazing something you were talking about) but kyle from back home is known as kyle DUH! and is a bit of a gay drama queen, tons of fun