Kay, my three days of fast internet has come to an end.
And nopony reminded me to get the episodes or even provided good remixes when I asked.
[collapse=Might as well since There's Stories everywhere]I r try and keep it short as possible.
2008 - Move to Bandera in 08, live in apartments and meet Base/cigarette guy (Explained later).
2009 February-2010 May - Now here's where things get juicy...
He's the kind of person who always wants to be over and brags with random stuff, And had a hatred for my brother for some odd reason. So it wasn't annoying at first till Last year.
Anyways, Living in kerrville, and since I wasn't enrolled in school from october-february (Stuff not related to Base) I spent most of my time on a Gaming site 24/7 (Computer on for literally weeks) and playing Borderlands/GoW2/L4D2 every waking moment with only leaving my room for the bathroom or ramen.
Due to being on LIVE he kept sending me party invites. If I didn't accept he'd literally go 4 minutes straight of tapping the "Send Party Invite Button" until I accepted or sent me messages. If it could be more then the one message, I'm pretty sure it would've passed 80+ invites. This Annoyed the hell out of me, so every once in awhile i'd accept it and he'd constantly be asking me to come over,
Despite myself being 50+ miles out of Bandera since he's making it seem like a hop skip and a ****ing belly flop to his house. And I never liked being over, the smoke kills me and even when he didn't smoke his constant jokes and random unfunny fat jokes towards my brother annoyed me.
No matter how many times I said no, he still continued the party invites for months. I eventually started blocking him and removing him off my friends list but he'd call me by phone atleast 3 or so times a day and ask why I deleted him only to say it was my brother doing so.
2010 November - Cause of terrible internet i've been unable to do the usual stuff like Xbox LIVE or downloading/uploading as I please. So every once in awhile I give up and eventually sell my non-existant soul to Satan and go to his house just for the internet. Somehow he found out i'm in competitive brawl (Possibly my grandmother) and all of a sudden... He wants to join.
So he literally buys a wii, SSBB, Controllers, etherent cables, the like, Just to be in it. (Which he doesn't seem to care about since he's never been to tournaments) And recently he's been Bragging and saying he's getting better cause he can bring my Yoshi down one stock with
Fox Marth & Falco (Hardly knows what he's doing other then USmash with Fox) and literally tells people over WoW/Friends he's talking to over the phone I'm the 7th best in SA (At the time) and 5th best Yoshi. Along the fact he's able to get only one stock off me, Anyways... A couple of months back I started using my dazzle for Streams on the ponyxat, Again I sell my non-existant soul and head to his house and bring my dazzle along. Forced to play more friendlies as usual... and he notices my dazzle. Due to watching that
"Step it Up a Generasian combo video, and saving replays with CPU's and trying to do the Snake combo War does, he asks me to record friendlies with him... I said no and he keeps asking which makes me give-in due to being annoyed. I choose Random and I get Sonic on FD, (His
Main was sonic) I decide to screw around by trying to do Spin shots and random stuff with Sonic cause I didn't feel like trying. I upload that friendly and he makes a facebook status with the link with him typing "I ***** him badly" despite me ****ing around and still winning... Got annoyed yet again and removed him from friends and that was when I was hoping that'd be the last I hear from him...
2011, Few months and Friday Through Today - He's literally been calling 3 times a day and around 5 ****ing AM in the morning (I stated this in the xat a couple of times) after calling 7 times in two days last week along with 10 or so text messages I decided to answer due to being over the limit...
I go over, more friendlies with him recording
Each and every set that he thinks he did good with while using Marth, while I use random and still win the match with one or two stocks taken off. I'm one for playing Brawl and all... but recording every set when only you do decent by just throwing out Fair's/Dair's that don't even kill at high percentages annoys me. Along with the fact he wants
Me to come over EveryWEEK so we can keep recording sets and make a combo video.
For one, how can it be a combo video of eachother if we're just saving sets you do combos on someone who isn't trying/using random 99% of the time. (Might use Lucario but never Yoshi now)
And two, the first friendlie I recorded dropped a little over 1000 or so frames and was terrible in quality, plus it took almost 6 hours to upload.
Also one more thing, he has a thing with zombie movies. I hate them, not scared but just... So generic and they're all the same. It's boring after the last 1000 or so Zombie movies. Anyways he likes to put zombie movies/Supernatural on his computer... while he's about to sleep. So not only do I have to deal with the heat of the room (Which he constantly says is computers being heated up when it's actually the no air in the house along with smoke) smell of smoke and the floor, I have to deal with basically annoying death screams and gunshots/loud scenes to scare people all night. So I get no sleep as well... And before anypony says i'm complaining... how would you like to hear screaming literally right next to your ear all night!?
Did I mention he smokes alot? Literally, if you were to walk up the stairs to get to his apartment door, you'd already smell the smoke before even finishing up the steps. Along with the fact he has a Bedsheet nailed over his windows/Keeps his door closed constantly/Smokes 8 or so cigarettes a day, so i'm constantly leaving smelling like smoke
Real Badly, and dizzy as hell along with the fact I never feel hungry due to the smoke.
tl;dr - I Meet him, he isn't annoying
yet, and he just had an annoying hate for my brother and a bad taste in jokes.
2010: Becomes annoying by harassing me with messages, I give in a couple of times in this year and go over to find out he's 15 and smoking cigarettes already, So with the already bad humour ****ty attitude (Constant lying **** talking towards his mother etc.) so that was another big sign that I needed to stay away from an idiot like that.
2011: Still with the messaging, makes Facebook status about "
****** me badly" in friendlies while using a character I don't use compared to his sonic doing random stuff and hoping it hits, but now since he's apparently into Brawl... he wants me to make a combo video despite neither of us having skills with video editing along with it taking months to get clips, Not that i'd do it anyways.
Another thing, He acts like he likes MLP by having a Princess Luna tag, I don't know what it is... but it's like whatever i'm into he jumps into it as well. Along with adding top players tags on his wii? [/collapse]
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