Funniest John(s) You've Ever Heard?

[KevinM]

Sliq are you gonna take that OH EM GEE

 

[Mechageo]

"My mouth was cramped from masticating."

 

[CodaBear17]

Lol my cousin sucks at this game and when I was playing him he said
"all you do is combo me" lol...

 

[outRAGEous]

come on who beats rok in the opening post....

or here.... http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=2972185#post2972185

 

[strawhats]

"My radio got stolen" or " I had no lunch"

 

[strawhats]

My favorite one is when my friend say's " i'd beat you if this was Brawl"

 

[FoxID]

"Not my fault I don't masturbate to this game"-Gio (Kid in my school)

 

[Corigames]

Is it truly necessary to do these necro bumps? I know this one is only a year old compared to teh 8 year one, but still... a year bump to say that you thought the first one was good?

Thanks but no thanks.

 

[victra♥]

"My mouth was cramped from masticating."

okay. I laughed out loud.

 

[Binx]

Felix, let me clear up why I came in last place, I'll list the reasons why I just wasn't myself that day.

1.) I was malnutritioned, I didn't eat for six days.
2.) I had some wierd type of rare Pnuemonia that prevented me from seeing clearly.
3.) I had a fever of 103.7
4.) I was drunk off some type of German Beer.
5.) I smoked a cigarillo, but turns out a Jamacian put some of that green stuff in it, and I was seeing 2 and 3 of the characters I was fighting, this caused me to suicide quite a bit.
6.) I had a new strain of the Bird Flu, but I managed to get over that.
7.) I was suffering from Dizziness and my equalibrium was off due to me walking for that six days in the desert sun.
8.) I didn't own a gamecube and only played ever few weeks or so by hiking up to the Apalachian mountains every two weeks, having to fight mountain goats, Yetti's (Snowmen things), The real life Popo and Nana, a Dragon, and finally Harry potter strung out just to reach the gamecube, you don't even wanna know what epic feat I had to accomplish Just to get the T.V. to play it on.

^^^^

that one

 

[Grmo]

My favorite one is when my friend say's " i'd beat you if this was Brawl"

Yeah, but then they never do.

"Not my fault I don't masturbate to this game"-Gio (Kid in my school)

tell him he should; he's missing out.

 

[Eddie G]

"Ugh...let's play Brawl"

or

"Ugh...let's play Melee" <---I would still say yes, obviously. *cough*

OR

"Ugh...let's play 64"

Game johns.

 

[indifference]

For me it was.. Lucky duckling..

 

[Miggz]

"My radio got stolen" or " I had no lunch"

Oh wow!

That one was totally random! XD

 

[jugfingers]

Scar commentating on winners finals of Revival of Melee.

 

[otg]

After three hours of playing Melee, my friend air dodges off the stage as I go out to edgeguard him. He goes "oo.... I thought this was brawl."

 

[Nagerous]

i'm new here ;p
one's i've been told arent funny just ********
"all you do is run around"
"all you do is aerials *****"
"i get confused when the stage changes"


stupid stuff like that

 

[smasher01]

funniest john hm......

your never guna see the best of me cuz I play better naked.
so lets go to my house and play some one on one.

 

[Ganons Pride]

May I present to you

The most ridiculous and far fetched john EVER.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=133997

the black orb at the bottom of the stage is extremely distracting.

 

[smasher01]

people are stupid for trying to band things.
but FD can be really gay some times in fox dittos if the other fox is better than you and they CG lol

 

[KevinM]

I find the biggest john is having two johns threads.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=79482