MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
Roflz! So many funny ones XD
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Funniest John(s) You've Ever Heard?
- Thread starter MisterMoo
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Sony
Smash Apprentice
i was at SCC last night and i was playing teams against a fox and marth and since friendly fire was on he up smashed his partner and we weren't even near him, he pauses the game and looks at the controller and says and i quote " Every time i try to waveshine an Up-Smash comes out" i was like wtf those buttons arent even near each other he then told his partner i swear its not me its the controller
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
Lolz controller johns!
Falco7
Smash Cadet
"j00 teaming up on me"
I have a friend who talks like that
I have a friend who talks like that
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
i know there are way more funny johns out there. Keep um commin =D
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
Come on peoplez! i wana hear some more funny johns 
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
''I didn't tell you to do that, Samus''
I used to hear that a lot, but he got it through his thick head that he was just doing his tech wrong.
I used to hear that a lot, but he got it through his thick head that he was just doing his tech wrong.
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
LMAO! dude my friend kuro uses that one all the time XD
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
lol if u didnt kill me XD
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
Lol i heard a new john today
"You wouldnt beat me if it was a tourney match"
"You wouldnt beat me if it was a tourney match"
Caleb Wolfbrand
Smash Master
I was Mewtwo versus a Fox player. I was winning. I killed him with an up throw. He says...
"ugh, nerf Mewtwo's grab plz"
................. I mean come on it's Fox vs Mewtwo he shouldn't have problems lol
I hate when people make excuses about their controllers... it's like dude it's not my fault you came to a tourney with a broken 'troller... even if it isn't broken and their just making jonz...
"ugh, nerf Mewtwo's grab plz"
................. I mean come on it's Fox vs Mewtwo he shouldn't have problems lol
I hate when people make excuses about their controllers... it's like dude it's not my fault you came to a tourney with a broken 'troller... even if it isn't broken and their just making jonz...
"You guys are only good because you cheat. I play old-fashioned."
-my older medschool cousin who doesn't have too much time to play games any more
I wouldn't be playing smash right now if it weren't for him and my sister. They played all the time when I was too young. GROWING UP WATCHING SMASH FTW
-my older medschool cousin who doesn't have too much time to play games any more
I wouldn't be playing smash right now if it weren't for him and my sister. They played all the time when I was too young. GROWING UP WATCHING SMASH FTW
MisterMoo
Smash Journeyman
lol johns on mewtwo XD
teeman92
Smash Lord
my smash button is broked"
"something blows me up when i go to the edges of the screen"
"shiek is too cheap"
"EXTENDEEEEEER!!"
"something blows me up when i go to the edges of the screen"
"shiek is too cheap"
"EXTENDEEEEEER!!"
Dylan_Tnga
Smash Master
At the level (scrub/noob) that the term cheap is used heavily, Shiek is definatly cheap, her combos are automatic and very mean if the person taking the damage doesnt DI well.
So that one isn't even funny anymore.
I dont remember the exact quote but my friend johned about apples on green greens and I said eat your apples b*****
The MC Clusky
Smash Lord
Wow..... my jaw dropped at the size of that post, outRAGEous. And San Antonio thought Majin was notorious for making johns.
DMStudios
Smash Journeyman
-My eyes are fogging up!
SirroMinus1
SiNiStEr MiNiStEr
C.F. aint nothen without his dair
They cheaten.
omg my controller is not responding.
those come from the top of my head
They cheaten.
omg my controller is not responding.
those come from the top of my head
TheZhuKeeper
Smash Champion
"ammonia johns"
from OC3 =)
from OC3 =)
Fuzzy Guts
Smash Cadet
If you didn't jump so much, my dash attacks would have eaten through you.
Psychoace
Smash Champion
I pushed up like twelve times didn't you see it?
Up b UP B UP B! (after their already dead) See I was yelling up b before I died.
Quit double teaming me! You guys suck! Come on bring it i'll beat you!... STOP CHEATING
(That happened recently at a local ffa and I had stopped ****ing attacking all together and it was just him and another person, yet they were still complaining.)
Up b UP B UP B! (after their already dead) See I was yelling up b before I died.
Quit double teaming me! You guys suck! Come on bring it i'll beat you!... STOP CHEATING
(That happened recently at a local ffa and I had stopped ****ing attacking all together and it was just him and another person, yet they were still complaining.)
Irow
Smash Ace
"You only won because of mindgames. I hope you know that they're a glitch."
PeeP
Smash Apprentice
Me vs. a random friend in a SINGLES MATCH:
stop teaming up on me
btw i was marth
stop teaming up on me
btw i was marth
Wuss
Smash Champion
You always shine spike me
I hate the shine
Why? Why do you always shine me??
Dam you, and your shine!
I hate the shine
Why? Why do you always shine me??
Dam you, and your shine!
Betrayed
Smash Ace
Todays Daily Johns!
By Me:
"That would have tippered in my version, you're so lucky we're not at my house." (We both play 1.2)
From Him:
"Stop being gay."
"Roy is cheap."
"You only win because of the shine. v_v" (I learned Waveshine Grabs today :D)
By Me:
"That would have tippered in my version, you're so lucky we're not at my house." (We both play 1.2)
From Him:
"Stop being gay."
"Roy is cheap."
"You only win because of the shine. v_v" (I learned Waveshine Grabs today :D)
So i was playing my friend's little brother and I was bowser and he was falco and he kills me once by using falcos forward smash to move across final destination. Then after I beat him he is like you only won because you use the same move over and over.
Luigi Ka-master
Smash Lord
how 'bout this one.
"huh, did i lose the match or somethin'? oh sorry, i was sleepin..."
"huh, did i lose the match or somethin'? oh sorry, i was sleepin..."
SiD
Smash Master
(After my friend just got 3-4 stocked literally like 20 times) Just so you know, I haven't played this game in like a month.
Shaolin-Ninja
Smash Apprentice
I usually use this one: "****, I suck!"
Valdens
Smash Ace
Eh, the friend I usually play Smash with is about even with me, but WHENEVER he loses, he'll always blame it on the controller.
"God ****ing ****it, that's not what i told it to do!"
"I'm pressing the b-button but it's not doing anything!"
"God ****ing ****it, that's not what i told it to do!"
"I'm pressing the b-button but it's not doing anything!"
Yoshi'stheBombers7
Smash Journeyman
My foes useually cry CHEAP after every game, and then pick Hyrule Temple and stay at the bottom with Marth cause I'm Yoshi.
And complain the classic "My controller's not responding!" while there're attacking.
And all they do are smash attacks as Marth, and they say that's not cheap cause all his moves are like that, so it doesn't matter. (they always get stale moves)
And complain the classic "My controller's not responding!" while there're attacking.
And all they do are smash attacks as Marth, and they say that's not cheap cause all his moves are like that, so it doesn't matter. (they always get stale moves)
EazyP
Smash Ace
"What's the point of teching? Why do it in the first place, all I do is get hit" combined with "If I didn't tech that I wouldn't of lost"
no. 1 smash daddy
Smash Ace
ah $hit, smoke got through my eye
stupid bombs (either for link or samus)
stupid bombs (either for link or samus)
Shmooguy
Smash Champion
"Play me in tournament"
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