Complete Silliness: Smash Shipping

[isoldmyname]

X
Link being a macho ladies man and Marth openly denying himself to be gay for him...
It works out in the end though. :D

 

[Zol]

xx

after their daily routine of beating the everloving **** out of everyone, CF, Samus and Lucario spend their downtime making pornos while Little Mac films it and punches himself in the groin repeatedly until he skeets in his shorts

and to shield their identities, they gave themselves pornstar names

CF goes by the name "Captain Longdong"
Lucario calls himself "Blue Waffle"
and Samus calls herself "Iron Crotch"

 

[Rie Sonomura]

xx

[the rest of this message has been redacted for graphic content]

...umm...can you please not post such graphic descriptions in this thread? if you continue to do so the mods may have to close it. .___. Something similar happened in the Headcanons thread yesterday, and I don't want either thread to end up closed cause of pornographic/grotesque content.

 

[Zol]

...umm...can you please not post such graphic descriptions in this thread? if you continue to do so the mods may have to close it. .___. Something similar happened in the Headcanons thread yesterday, and I don't want either thread to end up closed cause of pornographic/grotesque content.

okay, Little Mac doesnt punch himself in the groin

instead he'll whip himself

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

okay, Little Mac doesnt punch himself in the groin

instead he'll whip himself

In the groin.

 

[Planet Cool]

Samus x Snake, Samus x Captain Falcon, or Samus x Little Mac? I can't choose!

 

[Rie Sonomura]

okay, Little Mac doesnt punch himself in the groin

instead he'll whip himself

....that's not what I meant.

Ugh. Nevermind. /puts on ignore

If possible, instead of having to lock the thread, can those problematic guys be banned instead?

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

If possible, instead of banning these attractive guys, can we have the thread locked instead?

Yes.

 

[Jaedrik]

Yes.

Bro, I like you, I don't want to see your name with 'banned' next to it again.

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

Bro, I like you, I don't want to see your name with 'banned' next to it again.

Again?

 

[Jaedrik]

Again?

Then my memory fails me. I seem to remember you having some sort of trouble next to your name, numerous infractions, at the least, and that you did return.

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

Then my memory fails me. I seem to remember you having some sort of trouble next to your name, numerous infractions, at the least, and that you did return.

...Noooope, you're thinking of someone else buddy.

 

[Laniv]

Sooo. Er, um, shipping?

X for being ludicrously buff.

 

[GuyWithTheFace]

BroTPs time! ((I'm defining BroTPs as any strong non romantic relationship, regardless of the participants genders.))
and would get along great. I like to think they both understand each other after being hated on for their clone status.
asks for advice on how to raise Morgan, since Bowser has a son of his own. Bowser's advice is awful, though he is genuinely a good father to Junior. Morgan and Bowser Jr. are just too different in age, personality, and species for Bowser's advice to be at all helpful.
and are sparring buddies. I'm not a fan of the romantic aspect to it, though.
takes under his wing, acting as a sort of mentor figure. In fact, that's kinda how I see Cap in relation to many of the younger Smashers, as like that crazy uncle who buys the kids ice cream all the time even when their parents say not to. He's just more of a mentor to Villager because Villager is the new kid around.

 

[Robertman2]

's Magical Wall of Shipping!!!
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The only pairing here I support is /.

 

[Shaymikyu]

I don't have many ships (shockingly, since I'm normally the shipping queen) because I pair off most of the fighters with characters in their own games, but I do have a lot of platonic ships I adore.
and
and
and and and
and
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and /
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and (I see their relationship playing out similarly to Lucina's with Tiki)
and (Okay, I romantically pair them a little)
and
and (may or may not pair them romantically as well)
and
and
and everyone, because I picture him as just this cool friendly guy.

And probably more BroTPs I'm completely forgetting.

 

[Robertman2]

BroTP: Chrom and Ridley. Ridley and Chrom being bros is the only reason why Ridley didn't attack the mansion.

 

[Shaymikyu]

Since someone brought up 's wall of ships, I imagine that would be similar. Her support with Tiki is practically about her pestering the poor girl about the possibility of her having a crush on . Not sure what her ships would be, though (aside from the aforementioned x Tiki, though if she's a Chrom-married , she might worry about messing up the timeline since Chrom is Marth's descendant).

 

[Robertman2]

Since someone brought up 's wall of ships, I imagine that would be similar. Her support with Tiki is practically about her pestering the poor girl about the possibility of her having a crush on . Not sure what her ships would be, though (aside from the aforementioned x Tiki, though if she's a Chrom-married , she might worry about messing up the timeline since Chrom is Marth's descendant).

That was me. And they are supposed to be a joke about minmaxing pairs in FEA.

 

[VKatana]

I imagine that there's a love triangle between Ike, Link, and Palutena, and Zelda grows frustrated with her feelings towards Link, driving her to develop a sweet relationship with Luigi because he's beautiful on the inside where it counts. Palutena ends up going for Shulk. Peach highly disapproves between the relationship of Zelda and Luigi, and later when her and Mario are eating dinner she brings it up and asks him to try and break it up. Mario and Luigi, over a game of golf, discuss it, and in the end Zelda and Luigi leave together in a feat of passion and begin a new life together.

 

[Robertman2]

I imagine that there's a love triangle between Ike, Link, and Palutena, and Zelda grows frustrated with her feelings towards Link, driving her to develop a sweet relationship with Luigi because he's beautiful on the inside where it counts. Palutena ends up going for Shulk. Peach highly disapproves between the relationship of Zelda and Luigi, and later when her and Mario are eating dinner she brings it up and asks him to try and break it up. Mario and Luigi, over a game of golf, discuss it, and in the end Zelda and Luigi leave together in a feat of passion and begin a new life together.

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT is not beautiful?

 

[MajorMajora]

I imagine that there's a love triangle between Ike, Link, and Palutena, and Zelda grows frustrated with her feelings towards Link, driving her to develop a sweet relationship with Luigi because he's beautiful on the inside where it counts. Palutena ends up going for Shulk. Peach highly disapproves between the relationship of Zelda and Luigi, and later when her and Mario are eating dinner she brings it up and asks him to try and break it up. Mario and Luigi, over a game of golf, discuss it, and in the end Zelda and Luigi leave together in a feat of passion and begin a new life together.

*Sees post about Palutena not involving Pit*
*Frustrating shipping noises*

Though I really think it's interesting how many ships in this community were born within smash and oft done by people unfamiliar with the source material, Palu and Lucina being a key example. (I'm guilty of this myself, with littlemac and samus).

 

[VKatana]

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT is not beautiful?

Not at all, but I don't know if the women of Smash would agree with that... Samus' standards are pretty high from what I hear... also he's got a bit of schnozzola goin' on there. Also if I didn't mention it earlier, Villager x Everyone.

 

[Robertman2]

*Sees post about Palutena not involving Pit*
*Frustrating shipping noises*

Though I really think it's interesting how many ships in this community were born within smash and oft done by people unfamiliar with the source material, Palu and Lucina being a key example. (I'm guilty of this myself, with littlemac and samus).

Dude, I ship Lucina and Palutena. But it's a threesome with m!Robin. Him and Lucy are already married.

 

[VKatana]

*Sees post about Palutena not involving Pit*
*Frustrating shipping noises*

Though I really think it's interesting how many ships in this community were born within smash and oft done by people unfamiliar with the source material, Palu and Lucina being a key example. (I'm guilty of this myself, with littlemac and samus).

I'd imagine Palutena and Pit have more of a sibling/mother son relationship, but that's just me.

 

[MajorMajora]

I'd imagine Palutena and Pit have more of a sibling/mother son relationship, but that's just me.

There is a scene in KI:U (japanese version only) where she tries to get him to take his clothes off in front of her, and his reaction implies that this isn't the first time it happened.

They better not have a familial relationship.

 

[PikaSamus]

I'd imagine Palutena and Pit have more of a sibling/mother son relationship, but that's just me.

But the best ending in the original shows a really buff Pit with Palutena and hearts.
It's canon.

 

[VKatana]

There is a scene in KI:U (japanese version only) where she tries to get him to take his clothes off in front of her, and his reaction implies that this isn't the first time it happened.

They better not have a familial relationship.

Fair enough, I should probably play KI:U before I theorize the status of their relationship XD now I know the truth. And I think I prefer it.

 

[MajorMajora]

Fair enough, I should probably play KI:U before I theorize the status of their relationship XD now I know the truth. And I think I prefer it.

Yes, you really should play it. It's one of the best games of all time, if you ask me. Really depends if you can get used to the controls (pro tip, rest the 3ds on your knee).

And you're right for preferring it this way. Case in point:

 

[VKatana]

Perhaps the hypothetical Super Smash Movie that only exists in my dreams should be a romantic comedy rather than an action film XD

 

[PikaSamus]

Pit x Palutena

 

[MajorMajora]

Pit x Palutena

It got 404'd. Post the source link?

 

[PikaSamus]

It got 404'd. Post the source link?

I edited my post to have an imgur link.

 

[Meta_Ridley]

Pit x Palutena

The hearts are only in the American version, actually. Canonically, in the Japanese version, there is no hinted romance.

 

[PikaSamus]

The hearts are only in the American version, actually. Canonically, in the Japanese version, there is no hinted romance.

I'm American so the Japanese version does not apply to me.

 

[Champ Gold]

There are only two great Smash ships, folks



And the truly best ship: Because there is no one in the world that will love you more than yourself

 

[Snagrio]

*reads through thread*

...

*rubs eyes*

Well that was a ride. Not sure how I'd describe it though.


And Rosalina X Ridley is the only pairing I legitimately support. Dead serious.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Yay, those bad guys are banned.

On a side note...BroTPs. I always thought and have been the best of bros since Melee.

They even fanboy over the American football team The Falcons

 

[StarBot]

I don't really like FE.

I would recommend dude, it's like Mass Efect but without the bull****!

 

[RPGatWill]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10578858/5/Super-Smash-Brothers-Support-Conversations

Newest chapter of my Super smash supports. This one I got a bolt of inspiration for and decided to roll with it.

it's X

Like I said, it's one I didn't think I'd do until I did it.