Aura Malarkey in 3D .:. Lsgd

[yessi]

only mario game that didnt have jumping was luigis mansion he only jumped when he got scared but you couldnt control it

that and mario is missing. basically Nintendo doesnt want luigi to jump

 

[Mewtario]

Which is strange because in the games where he does jump (i.e., games that star Mario), he jumps higher than Mario does.

 

[yessi]

Luigi is afraid to jump without mario being the main character apperently

 

[AlexoftheAura]

You've been visited by the Spooky Skeleton! Repost this 3 times in the next 2 minutes or you will be visited by a Spooky Skeleton tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become skeleton
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[~automatic]

Goddammit Alex you've doomed us all; you can only post once every 60 seconds!

 

[yessi]

will I become a SPOOKY skeleton?

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

No thanks, now if that made me a werewolf....

 

[Espy Rose]

What if it made you a pony?

 

[Geoberos]

Give me hundreds of years of rotting, then we'll talk about becoming a skeleton.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

You are all become skeleton.

 

[Mewtario]

I only saw it just now, more than 2 minutes after you posted it. I take it that means that the offer to become skeleton has expired?

 

[yessi]

NOOO Alex, lift me from this curse!

 

[tekkie]

it's true; im a skeleton now

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Sorry to hear that you am skeleton now.

 

[RT]

Not interested.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

That's exactly what skeleton would say.

 

[tekkie]

here's a picture of me

 

[yessi]

Not interested.

I'm sorry to hear that

 

[~automatic]

How can you hear when you don't have ears on account of being a skeleton?

 

[Mewtario]

We've got some Pheonix Wright **** going down!

 

[yessi]

the same way that tekkie can still dance regardless of being a skeleton

we each have our own little special ability

 

[Mewtario]

I hope the next Smash Bros. game gets semiregular patches that fix the glitches that tournament players begin to exploit! Just imagine how much more level-headed the Project M people could be if wave dashing was fixed through an early Melee patch! Regular patches would also make hardcore tournaments scheduled in advance more interesting: "Alright, we need a backup strategy in case Sakurai fixes that before this next tourney...."

 

[~automatic]

Patching videogames is the dumbest idea for a skeleton superpower.

I'd breathe fire if I were a skeleton.

 

[Mewtario]

As far as being a skeleton goes, I would demand that my spine be converted into a steel keel and that my ribs be covered in steel plating until they're water-tight.

 

[yessi]

I hope the next Smash Bros. game gets semiregular patches that fix the glitches that tournament players begin to exploit! Just imagine how much more level-headed the Project M people could be if wave dashing was fixed through an early Melee patch! Regular patches would also make hardcore tournaments scheduled in advance more interesting: "Alright, we need a backup strategy in case Sakurai fixes that before this next tourney...."

I like the idea about fixing glitches, but whats wrong with wave dashing?

 

[Linkshot]

At least wavedashing looks cooler than woffling.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Woffling?

10

 

[yessi]

yeah woffling would probably get patched if semiregular patches existed in melee

before i make myself look stupid, isn't woffling the move when one ice climber grabs an opponent and the second one charges a smash and blows one in their face?

 

[Mewtario]

I like the idea about fixing glitches, but whats wrong with wave dashing?

The problem with wave dashing is that it built what might as well be a cult at this point around playing Super Smash Bros. Melee in a way the developers never wanted.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

What the developers did or didn't want the game to become means absolutely nothing once it hits the shelves.

 

[Mewtario]

What the developers did or didn't want the game to become means absolutely nothing once it hits the shelves.

And patching makes that concept a thing of the past.

 

[RT]

Not this **** again.

Wavedashing is NOT a glitch, it is a pure physics exploit. You are simply airdodging into the ground before actually leaving the ground. That's like saying pivoting is a glitch.

Maybe it was on purpose...maybe it was caught during playtesting but was not fixed because people thought it wouldn't affect anything...who knows at this point other than Sakurai and the rest of the Melee development team.

But it's a good thing they removed it, because it made Brawl better.

Obviously.

Also, don't expect Nintendo to release patches for games unless it is a serious glitch. There were four versions of Melee (1.0, 1.1, 1.2, and PAL), and wavedashing was never removed. Compare this to Mario Kart 7 where they released an actual patch for some TRUE glitch shortcuts.

 

[~automatic]

Mewtario probably never played Melee.

 

[tekkie]

woflwoflwoflwoflwoflwofl

 

[~automatic]

 

[Linkshot]

Woffling is when you do a 360 pivot without losing any momentum. It's a Brawl tech.
Wobbling is when you time Nana's jabs with Popo's pummel so the opponent has 0 frames to mash. It's a Melee tech.

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario probably never played Melee.

I played all three Smash games when their consoles were relevant, and I still have all of their consoles and mediums, so yes, I have played Melee, and very frequently at that. My Melee main gave me the first four letters of my screenname on these forums, too!

Now, whether I ever turned shielding into a major part of my play style in any of the games is another issue entirely....

My apologies if I come off as a bit snappy, but accusing me of never playing Melee would be like me accusing you of not(? I lost track of who was or wasn't) being a skeleton.

 

[tekkie]

im a skeleton

 

[yessi]

Woffling is when you do a 360 pivot without losing any momentum. It's a Brawl tech.
Wobbling is when you time Nana's jabs with Popo's pummel so the opponent has 0 frames to mash. It's a Melee tech.

yeah I was thinking about the melee wobbling but good thing it's all cleared up now

 

[Mewtario]

Patching also allows HAL, if they choose, to rebalance characters, add new character, and add new maps regularly.
Or maybe my World of Tanks thoughts are crossing over into my Super Smash Bros. thoughts....