I'm too lazy to come up with a new joke, so I'll just repost what I said in the Broom about my "Best Forum Name" nomination: My name is artistically brilliant! It touches the very heart of something fundamental about being human! Matt isn't merely a common name; it's a condition shared by millions! To hell with creativity! The people want TRUTH, man! My name does for these forums what the Kama Sutra did for sexually awkward couples everywhere. My name made it OKAY to be sexually awkward, because we're all in this together! That, my friend, is pure nominal bliss.
Wow, y'know, that was a lot less funny than I thought it was!
To prove that I'm the most gregarious mod, I am also going to take Evil Eye's campaign initiative and ban whoever doesn't vote for me.
Wait, gregarious means that I'm a ****, right? =D
If you all vote me the sexiest mod, I will make and submit a video of myself with a towel turban doing
Daler Mehndi's "Tunak Tunak Tun" dance. No foolin'! People often ask me, "Matt, how did you get to be so criminally sexy?" The answer doesn't lie in the CGI, my friends! It's in THE MOVES. It's in the moves I learned from my idol, Daler "Kool-Aid Man" Mehndi.
Also, because I'm so vain I probably think this topic's about me, VOTE FOR ME FOR BEST WRITER OR ELSE! Nevermind that both Evil Eye and Scav are more deserving (or pokemonmaster01 or bluezaft or de_le_chozo or whoever else ACTUALLY wrote stuff last year), vote for me anyway!
You know you all love me!
