Recent content by SSJ Kirby

My friend went all out with one of his best characters, Iggy.

Anyone wanna do a three-four player battle? NNID: RamboKirby

So... everyone that isn't in NA is patient. Good to know. /s

That's because he was weak and hadn't developed properly yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3neE8pTC6oQ He eats watermelons the size of his own body with relative ease and sucks up everything off the dinner table. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UE_zzMl-Pw Then there's the fact he eats Dedede...

This. Smash Tour is like Smash Run's down syndrome hick cousin.

In Kirby 64 Kirby has some pretty rad power ups that could oneshot Wario pretty easily, but that's besides the point. In the anime Kirby's suction is comparable to a tornado, sucking in trees, boulders, parts of Dedede's castle, you name it. If we also look at SSBB or Kirby Air Ride, Kirby seems...

Bullets would barely injure Kirby. As for the 4th wall? His stomach is the 4th wall. Snake... I'm not really a fan of MGS, but isn't he just a human?

Kirby's inhaled things the size of trees, so that theory's shot out the window. Not to mention when Dedede was eaten by Kirby, his insides were shown to be comparable to a galaxy.

While it's true Kirby has evolved beyond such petty, primitive biological functions, I assure--oh kind sir--that Kirby would easily be able to swallow Wario, as though he were made of a churned gasoline.

You're neglecting Kirby with Wario absorbed. Can you imagine Kirby utilizing the full power of garlic? Popstar would explode.

Santa Kirby... I can only imagine the Christmas carnage entwined.

They'll serve as a good meals for my Peach and Kirbonic Kirby.

Lately I've just been rolling/side stepping past Luma and layin' down the Kirbs's full throttle grab game. I agree that getting below her is a pretty bad idea, but I can't count the number of stupid players that fell for the old down-b trick. Another good one is segwaying a side-b in after a...

++ Kirby + Rosalina + Dedede