Recent content by Marx the Jester

Man, it sure is nice to be back. Anything cool happ- AH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh god, what happened while I was gone? It's like a nuke hit the place. Whatever, Ridley is still king. Or Commander or something.

That design wigs me out. The head, mostly.

Wait, it was really "Looms Big"? That's stupid...it's not even proper English. Was the guy Russian or something?

Okay, I found the thing in Pika's wishlist thingy. It's pretty fake looking, but still neato.

Could you kindly give us the sources on those leaks?

Guys, we should get back to the Ridley. The mods are always watching.

Sorry, didn't wan't to seem rude. It's hard to tell if one is serious or not just by a post.

Literally Ridley's Brawl trophy.

Fret not, child. There are always character alts. If we can get Zero Mission Samus, we can get the Good Doctor as well.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Dark Pit, Dr. Mario and Lucina are way too far away from their series' spaces, that Wario is ugly as sin, and Ganondorf seems off. Fake. Moving on.

That's pure evil. Ridley would be proud.

I honestly see it as a pro. His movement and behavior are very strange. They don't look like scripted movement, like a boss would have. Also, Ridley flies around constantly in the Metroid games, so just stopping in the middle of flying is very un-Ridley-like. By the way, SSBB Ridley doesn't...