Recent content by Candide

IC's! Movin' on up on the metaphorical slippery slope, oh yeah... Small peaches for Princess. Somehow she's taken her horrible modifications and used them to narrow her tier position to ~1/3, approaching her ~1/5 in Melee. Captain Olimar, what kind of WMD have you been hiding under that...

But... making the opponent angrily impatient is half the fun of Peach.

You know, Mario has been racking up the coins for some years now... I expect his endowment is in the top tax bracket, even excluding the princess's HUGE... ...tracks of land.

Who's the new avatar?

Videos of Mark Lesner play, please? Especially Mew2King versus Lesner if there are any.

Oh? But wait! We have yet to see to our darling little Ice Climber, Ms. Sarah, join in the fun!

True, many pro matches look like this to the untrained eye, especially when both players are defensive. But where's the PEACH ditto match with a hurricane of infinite turnips that eventually fills up the entire screen into a white-out?!

Ha ha, that hair even makes you look kind of Yoshi-like. Best of luck to both of you. Do you two play Smash together, then?

Good advice, IrArby... but seeing as how we've established that CPUs are so generally awful and that a tier list of garbage isn't much help anyway, and since there is no online Melee, I still wonder: has anyone heard of any research into writing codes to make the CPUs more competitive? I think...

Really? I never found them that harmful. Can you give some examples?

Hm, that's odd. Now why on earth would lvl 4 have BETTER DI than lvl 9? Seems like idiotic programming to me. Ooh, but that brings up another question: if lvl 9s have so many flaws including purposefully bad DI, has anyone ever attempted to hack computers to l-cancel, wavedash, shine spike...

I can't seem to find any official word on this in the forum, so someone respectable tell me or give me a link and close the thread: -what's the accepted tier list for CPUs? (Basically, with no ATs) (And Zelda/Sheik seems to transform often and randomly, so I believe that would be one...

Actually, the easiest character to master is the "i" in "easiest."

Er, so is than an agree or a disagree that the Melee boards are on the rise? Do you think the trend will continue? (This list seems perfect!)

42 views, I saw! 42 in the Melee boards! The game is alive; this list was just the spark needed to re-ignite some interest. As for Fox/Falco and Doc/Mario's placement disparity, I think of Darwin. Each pair fills essentially the same niche, and by competition, their gaps in survival of the...