Whos the most "ENDOWED" male smash character?

[delicious gooey load]

i say def gannon

just imagine him behind u with his "taunt laugh".


yum yum

 

[link6616]

Roy for sure.

Then samus.

 

[RaynEX]

Ganon/Falcon.

Why am I posting in this thread.

 

[The Executive]

Falcon. For sure.

 

[Yeniths]

Captaaaaain Falcon

 

[Laijin]

Ganondorf. He is a big black man.
Not even Falcon, being the american that he is, can compete with that.

 

[delicious gooey load]

but also i was kinda feeling yoshi too.

i mean his eggs easily spout out from a place that clearly has been streached by something...mabye another yoshi...or worse...

DK

 

[choknater]

I'd say Ganondorf:

Protip:
- Pick Hyrule Temple so u get a good camera angle when u pause
- Taunt with Ganondorf
- move the camera so that u are looking down on him vertically and with symmetry
- check out his bulge

yup, even his smash character design he has a big ****

in brawl he became an old flacid man so its not that big anymore

 

[delicious gooey load]

ya his brawl character is gross

 

[Candide]

You know, Mario has been racking up the coins for some years now... I expect his endowment is in the top tax bracket, even excluding the princess's HUGE... ...tracks of land.

 

[Neverender]

Falcon. Why is there a debate about this...? *looks down at keyboard*

 

[Vyse]

I'd say Ganondorf:

Protip:
- Pick Hyrule Temple so u get a good camera angle when u pause
- Taunt with Ganondorf
- move the camera so that u are looking down on him vertically and with symmetry
- check out his bulge

Pro tip:

Don't use Taunt to check out Gannondorf's package.
Use Dair and pause at the right time. Right when his whole body is completely stretched out straight.



I have way way too much time on my hands.





Also, Uair with Peach and turn the camera. Or go to FoD and glitch her dress on the platforms.

 

[victra♥]

I'd say Ganondorf:

Protip:
- Pick Hyrule Temple so u get a good camera angle when u pause
- Taunt with Ganondorf
- move the camera so that u are looking down on him vertically and with symmetry
- check out his bulge

yup, even his smash character design he has a big ****

in brawl he became an old flacid man so its not that big anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pz8JnX1TKA

 

[AlcyoNite]

1) Ganon
2) Falco

I think we can all agree that Falco is Black

He's got all the traits, and he doesn't need a big knee, a long sword, or an extended firebird to make up for ANYthing.

EDIT:
3) Sheik

 

[br4n]

falcon no matter what, its probably made of steel.

 

[JonaDiaper]

young link.

 

[BrawlLover]

Mewtwo....

 

[AlcyoNite]

mewtwo....

Goodness!!

 

[jugfingers]

In all respect to cfalcon and ganon

donkey kong probably holds this title,

 

[Black Waltz]

In all respect to cfalcon and ganon

donkey kong probably holds this title,

Apparently a gorrila's **** is too small to even **** a human being. Got that from my friend during AP Bio and on wikipedia.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Pichu.

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[SmashBro99]

The melee sections get worse and worse every day =[

 

[br4n]

The melee sections get worse and worse every day =[

......
10shutups

 

[ZeroFox]

Ganondorf, easily.

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I shall now state, for the record, a conversation between myself and SleepyK.

Lobelia: Man, Captain Falcon is the manliest man ever. He has fists of gods and balls of steel.
SleepyK: more like
fists of steel
and the balls of gods
aww yeeeeeah

 

[Grunt]

Gorillas have a very small ***** to Body Ratio
sory DK.

 

[choknater]

pretty sure ganon has the biggest **** still

 

[NickTheGreat]

I'd say Ness.

 

[Glick]

Jigglypuff

 

[NickTheGreat]

Jigglypuff

Yeah, I've been wondering if Jigglypuff is even male?

 

[Grunt]

Yeah, I've been wondering if Jigglypuff is even male?

it is physically impossibly for males to be and sound THAT incredibly cute.

 

[derek.haines]

it is physically impossibly for males to be and sound THAT incredibly cute.

Male.

Spoiler

10yaoichars

 

[JonaDiaper]

^^^^^^^^^
definitely not cute


i can be that cute....

but ya its definitely young link

lol me and my friend were playing smash and checking for

"EDOWEDNESS" on each character. and everytime we

would pause and check and when we got to mario

it was all curvy and my friend was like oooooooOOOO

HE haS A GINA!!!

and we laughed for like 2179 hours.

 

[Grunt]

O ****, I forgot about bridget and...whoever the **** that guy is.

 

[Ref]

Captain Falcon then Ganondorf. Captain falcon isn't manly for no reason.

 

[BrawlLover]

most endowed...

 

[Yuna-Maria]

Yeah, I've been wondering if Jigglypuff is even male?

They don't say. They just call Jigglypuff "it." However, most people I talk to say that it's a girl, simply because...I mean, look at it. It's round, fluffy, and pink. Its eyes are huge and adorable. Its voice is reedy, shrill, and ultra-feminine. Screw it. Jigglypuff's a fem-puff.

 

[Mic_128]

Pause during Gannon's Down Arial.

Thread over.