ZOMG ZOMG! Ansem confirmed!

[Viroxor]

I can't believe you actually came to read this thread. If you read past this, you're probably Kingdom Hearts obsessed or a fanboy, which is surprisingly close. Anyway, here's my proof. It's totally REAL.

The new update is called 'this world...', the three dots implying it goes on to say something else. Anybody else remember what Ansem said at the beginning and end of the original Kingdom Hearts?

ORIGINAL: Ansem

This world has been connected. Tied to the dark, soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so very little.

This totally means he's gonna be in it.

If you read that entire theory, you must be really desperate for a KH rep. Wow, you're still reading. I have to admire your determination, but unfortunately, Ansem isn't going to be in it. Oops, did I burst your bubble, ya little fanboy? Or fangirl, I don't want to encourage gender bias.

Too bad for you that you're still reading.

If you're still reading this, you want Falco in Brawl.

Hey Sakurai! Look how many Falco fans I found!

The end.

 

[-Foggy-]

This is the most ******** and pointless post of all time.

I read the thread because the title was ********, so I thought the person making it was ******** too, thus making it interesting to read, and I was right (at least about the ******** part). How are you calling ME a Kingdom Hearts fanboy if you obviously know every single line of script in the games?

Wait, I'm taking this too seriously aren't i?

 

[Viroxor]

I was actually looking at a list of quotes from IMDB. I came across the page because it turns out Billy Zane was in it. There was a long list of events that ended in this thread. I'm actually kind of hoping someone is going to read the title and believe me after the first few words, despite that I clearly said it was a joke.

 

[Midna]

Falco for Brawl, but this guy's lame.

 

[okami473]

Wow dude i could come up with better spam threads.....

 

[Falco&Victory]

DNA

OMG! DNA = BLOOD!!!
VAMPIRES FTW!

 

[Viroxor]

This was inspired by the 'Dr. Mario returning' thread in the general discussion, where somebody said Dr. Mario was coming back because the Smash Bros Dojo background was white. Besides, it isn't the worst. You should see some of the joke theories in that thread.

Oh well, it was a good joke topic. Ansem was my favorite character in that whole series, BTW, as little as I play it now.

 

[Sgt.Frog]

I can't believe you actually came to read this thread. If you read past this, you're probably Kingdom Hearts obsessed or a fanboy, which is surprisingly close. Anyway, here's my proof. It's totally REAL.

Actually, I came in this thread to tell youhow ******** your post is and what an idiot and a jerk you've made yourself look

 

[Viroxor]

Look like? Or just, like, looking at a jerk? And an idiot. I'm not entirely sure how to take that. Oh well, I had fun with it. I guess that does make me an idiot/jerk. How ironic. You probably think that simply because of my overuse of the term 'fan(boy or girl, whichever applies)'. But oh well, I haven't actually seen any of them around.

But honestly, if I felt it was insulting, I wouldn't have said it, so . Yeah, I used a smilie to replace my sentence. Man, I sound like I'm on drugs. Ah well, if I could delete the **** thread, I would.