Smash_Sucks
Smash Rookie
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Throughout my experience in Smash 4, I have always wanted to make this list where I detail what most online players do. Most of them do the exact thing and it can get very irritating at times if not all time, very rarelly you will get a good match but most of the time you get paired up with someone who is just a douchebag.
Note: I am still updating this as this will take a long time, feel free to add your own so I cansteal borrow it
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Yoshi
Rosalina+Luma
Bowser Jr.
Diddy Kong
Link
Toon Link
Lucario
Throughout my experience in Smash 4, I have always wanted to make this list where I detail what most online players do. Most of them do the exact thing and it can get very irritating at times if not all time, very rarelly you will get a good match but most of the time you get paired up with someone who is just a douchebag.
Note: I am still updating this as this will take a long time, feel free to add your own so I can
MarioYour average Mario player will most likelly run up to you and do either of these two things, he will do a dash attack or he will grab you. Sometimes on a blue moon he will use the cape. If he doesn't manage to do any of these, he will do so again until he manages to get you onto the ledge. This is when he will attempt to do a S-Air, this will hit every single time or it will miss every single time.
He will also do the most original combo ever created, a grab with uppercuts to follow. If your opponent does this, expect him to do it every single time.
He will also do the most original combo ever created, a grab with uppercuts to follow. If your opponent does this, expect him to do it every single time.
LuigiLuigi players will only ever walk because Luigi is allways on ice, so they will tip-toe and hope to land a fireball or a grab. Since the match will only last 3 minutes there isn't much to talk about, only that he will always use the same move for recovery.
PeachSince peach players are only ever played by people stuck in 2001, they will only ever use her air moves and down special. It doesn't matter what the condition is, she will always do it. Very rarely she will not do it but that only happens if he failed to hover. When you're trying to recover she will rain veggies on you until you die or something. Peach is not played by girls at all. it's a myth so please do not get fooled.
BowserPlayed by no-one, if played however he will use specials out the ass until he self-ko's himself.
YoshiWill go to the side of the stage and either eat you or roll at you. If caught in air 'it' will butt-stomp you and miss.
Rosalina+LumaOnly played by those who really wanted Ice Climbers to come back, so like no-one.
Bowser Jr.Only uses Down B as his special and always uses Side B as his movement option. These are the only moves he will ever use in the match.
Diddy KongNobody playes this character due to nerf, only played by Zer0 wannabes.
Link**** Level is at a maximum here, jesus ****ing christ. First he will throw out his ****ing boomberang and then will spam arrows out the ass like he has a turbo controller. Will use a smash attack whenever you get close and will dodge roll to the overside and repeat it.
Toon LinkLink 2: Electric Boogaloo, only diffrence is that he will throw a bomb upwards at random times for some reason?
LucarioOnly played by furries and Edgy people. Will always have the monochrome skin no matter which one. Always. They will dodge roll to one side of the stage and charge up their hadoken aura sphere and spam that move, will then use double team if cannot dodge roll anywhere.
